Latest Version of Lunar 7th July

Yesterday was the Valentine's Day for chinese, according to chinese ancestors or myth lar... I get to know it from my fren... And get a details of info from Mr. Jarod's blog... But do u guys know bout the latest version of this romantic story between a goddess and a human? Well it all begins like this...

Main character :-

Ngau Long (Cow Wolf), a tough muscular guy...

Jik Lui (Stain Girl), graceful and beautiful goddess...

Supporting actor :-

Swallow, a bird with lots of saliva...

Once upon a time there's a goddess named Jik Lui who loves to weave cuz she had nothing to do up there instead of weaving clothes to other god and goddess... So 1 day while she was surfing the net she accidentally type the word "COCK" instead of "CLOCK" ... So she was wondering what the fuck is that? Only a meat stick... So in curiousity she flew down to earth to find "COCK" ...

When she reached earth she saw a man (Ngau Long) playing with it's meat stick (meaning masturbating)...

Suddenly Ngau Long found out that someone is looking at him... So Jik Lui ran away while Ngau Long dressed up and chase after... Jik Lui saw a river so she undressed herself in a blink of eye and jump into the river cuz she got SuperPower (hollow woman)... Ngau Long reached the shore and couldn't see anything instead of few pieces of a goddess clothes (sari kinda dress, ancient bra, panties with pad & nike shoe)...

But suddenly Jik Lui's body revealing bit by bit cuz the SuperPower won't be effective in water... Ngau Long make a whistling sound and Jik Lui's face was red... Jik Lui walk up to the shore with a 36DD, 23, 38 body figure... Ngau Long "BEHTAHAN" and grab Jik Lui and test drive her... They make love 7 x 7 = 49 styles...

After finished their 69 some god came down and catched Jik Lui barenaked, bringing her back... Jik Lui was very upset while Ngau Long was very tired...

Ngau Long's meat stick became smaller and the swallows in the sky thought that it was a big fat worm... So they flew down to Ngau Long for the worm...

After a long while, Jik Lui msn Ngau Long that they will meet each other on the Lunar Year 7th July as remembrance for their 7 x 7 styles... The swallows make the brigde b'cuz they will be ready to attack the big fat worm...

* They are so romantic*