Guide To Weightloss...

All had earlier read bout DIET FAQ'S, tis is more technical:-

1) REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent = 12 Calories
Without her consent = 2,187 Calories

2) OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands = 8 Calories
With 1 hand = 12 Calories
With ur teeth = 485 Calories

3) PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection = 6 Calories
Without an erection = 3,315 Calories

4) POSITIONS:
Missionary = 12 Calories
69 Lying down = 78 Calories
69 Standing up = 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow = 216 Calories
Doggy Style = 326 Calories
Italian chandelier = 2,912 Calories

5) ORGASMS:
Real = 112 Calories
Fake = 1,315 Calories

6) POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging = 18 Calories
Getting up immediately = 36 Calories
Explaining y u got out of bed immediately = 816 Calories

7) GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If u r:20-29 years = 36 Calories
30-39 years = 80 Calories
40-49 years = 124 Calories
50-59 years = 1,972 Calories
60-69 years = 7,916 Calories70
Over = Results r stil pending

8) DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly = 32 Calories
In a hurry = 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door = 5,218 Calories
With ur wife knocking at the door = 13,521 Calories

*All results may vary!

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