Recommended movie... Very 7 SOHAI!

Yesterday went to watch movie cos only cost RM18 for 3 person (CCY, Manda & Me)... At 1st tot of watching "Taking of Pelham 123", but movie ticket eelek... So decided to watch FEAIHAI movie lor... Since I'm a ******* oso... Bought 10:15pm ticket... Reach Cineleisure around 8:45pm, den go for dinner at IKANO Power Centre Food Court cos end of month ady so save abit lor... Finished dinner around 9:45pm, go buy karipap or curry puff at IKEA (cheap mah, half dozen only RM5.50)... Den walk to Cineleisure lor... Buy popcorn and drinks...

Enter cinema, Hall 1 - Row D3,4,5... Sit down den start eat lor... Movie started and watch lar... TIU...


Tis poster ady tell u evryting lor (I mean tis is a comedy movie or 'LUNGCRAB' movie...)


From tis picture u can see 3 SOHAI & LUNGCRAB...
From left : Will, Dr. Rick Marshall & Holly (Big boobies...)


Tis is a monkeyman named "CHAKA"... A very smart FUCKING creature... Very smart in 'chow sui' or taking advantages from Holly and he played Dr. Rick Marshall 'kukujiau'...


Tis is STUPIAK lizardman known as "SLEESTAK", very 7 SOHAI, LUMKEI, 2 DA 6...

OVERALL RATED : FAEIHAI
STAR RATED : **** = FUCK
Pros : Funny, Can laugh loud, Got boobies, Not bored...
Cons : Spent money, PK now, Waiting for salary, Eat dog biscuits...

My CV for new job... Haiz

I'm reali in desperate mood to leave tis company ASAP... So to my frens out ter... Who eva browse tru smting related in hiring Furniture Designer pls let me knw ya... 10x...

Just a simple CV so tat I get a new job ASAP... Cross finger lor... Rmber frens plz help me find ya... U guys oso dun wana c me unhappy evry moment rite?... If u guys din contribute any den I'll write bad bout u in my blog... Fair & square... Hehehe...

My Ex-President!!!

Who is HIM? The man is...

Tan Sri Dato' Professor Emeritus Dr. LimKokWing...


His name "GING" anot? Astounding, 39 words in the name above, to intro him... Heeww...

He's THE :-
Communications Guru ~ Branding Maestro ~ Educationist ~ Philanthropist ~ Artist ~ Cartoonist ~ Writer ~ Designer ~ Entrepreneur ~ Corporate Leader...

Check HIM out by just using your mouse and point the arrow to the web that I'd attached here = http://www.malaysia-innovation.com/ps_profile.htm

Tan Sri Dato' Professor Emeritus Dr. LimKokWing owns the Limkokwing Integrated Group with numbers of subsidiary companies... HE's also the youngest (in his 20s) and the first Asian to hold the post in one of the world’s largest international agencies... You see lar people so 7 "GING''... HE's the man behind the famous GULI-GULI...

HE, handpicked to help Nelson Mandela and the African National Council win South Africa's first free elections in 1994... Waw what a "MAN" ... He also held numbers of positions in public services... This shows that HE is a GOOD BOY...

And the ever breaking news :-
*Man of the Year – Women at Work magazine (please refer his photo above...)

In conclusion, I've nothing much to say... And just want to look in the mirror (why I'm not the one whose nominated for the MAN OF THE YEAR)... Maybe I'm not as macho as him :(

Office LUNGSTICK"CRAB"!!!

What is a LUNGSTICK"CRAB" ?... Meaning tat, he's either useless, do annoying stuffs, do own stuffs during office hour, making others hate him, copycat, not dedicated, taking "blind salary", etc...

I reali don want to talk bad bout him... Cos he's reali hopeless... Tis is y I reali 'BEHTAHAN'... From yesterday he burn loadz of dvd... At 1st, I tot it was marketing request... But wen he starts work today he still keep on burning dvds'... Den I asked 1 of my colleague, wats goin on? She said she duno... So I check wat is he burning... LIAMAGAHAI... He's burning his downloaded movies from d net and take it back home... Movie title "Bleach, Ghost & few more"... He downloaded it all seasonly... PUNDEK him... He reali tot tat tis is he's father company... Internet and DVD from company (no nid pay lor)...


Tis is wat he's doin for 2 FUCKING days... U can click on d picture to enlarge it and u'll get to see wat time he still burning DVDS...


Tis are his collection... 5pcs only from yesterday till tis morning 11am...

He's reali "SUPERMAN''... A very successfull worker... Good worker... Worker of the year... Best worker... An a very creative and innovative designer...

I just hope tat 1 day BOSS himself will discover it... Since I'm leaving tis company... So all the best to you BOSS with a hardworking designer... Good Luck...

he "DID" it also...

Ok, tis will be the most shortest blog ever...

21st of JULY 2009... I went to his office to "KING SO" ... At first he told me tat if he give me based on commission very fussy & hard to count... Den he tell me the price increment is RM300... Den I am very 7 "GUM JER" him lor... RM300 very 7 BIG lor, can use for the whole FUCKING year lor... He still can tell 7 me to work first lor, cos economy downturn lar, tis lar, tat lar... (In my heart : "LEI HUI BEI YAN TIU LAR") ... Yesterday, I asked the shipping department to count my designs sales... An amazing USD 316'000.00++ , which equals to RM 1'138'000.00... I only get 0.0032% from tat FUCKING BIG amount of my whole year EFFORT...

In the end... FUCK YOU!

And THANK YOU...

I "DID" it...

17-07-09... I 'SHOWHAND' ady... Fortnight, I purposely draw few designs so tat I can meet 7 him as I can't see him d whole week ady... After discussing my designs den I oso express my feeling as below:-

Roger : Lowsai can discuss bout salary increment?

(His FUCKING BLOODY face oso turn black...)

BOSS : How to say ler?

(He drink water... Maybe he scared...)

Roger : Just wanna tell u tat d increment reali to lil'...
BOSS : So ur price is how much?

(In my heart, TIU of cos RM1k++ lor... STUPIAK... den continue our conversation...)

Roger : As u know rite, now tat ady 2 colleagues resign, so our work burden will increase lor rite?
BOSS : Yup...

(In my mind, TIU u oso knw ady den still dare to just add RM100... MAHAI...)

Roger : U oso know tat I can work rite, in tis 2 yrs?
BOSS : Mmm... Yes...
Roger : Den I'm still young, and of cos I oso need to get more money lor... So tat I oso can buy property mah...

(Tat 69 HAIYAN just smile... Den in my heart... 'SIUSIUSIU, SIU LEILOWMEI MEH...)

BOSS : Ok so wat if, u do designs den I pay u back? IF CUSTOMERS BUY IT...

(In my heart, wah if lik tis how bout my previous designs?... Very 7 cunning...)
(Both parties remain silent for a moment...)

Roger : BOSS, RM100 reali not suitable lor...
BOSS : How to say ler?
Roger : Wah, confirm oso RM300 lor... Now work for u 2yrs ady u only add RM100... Isit abit over ler?
BOSS : Ok let me tink bout it, I discuss with u next tuesday...
Roger : Ok den...

(In my heart, MACHAUCIBAI... I work for u 2yrs ady... U still need to tink for so long... Reali KNN...)

*OK NOW I WAIT 7 HIM TILL NEXT TUESDAY... IF NO NEWS DEN I WILL PASS HIM GOOD NEWS... I DID THE RESIGN LETTER ADY, SO I WILL HAND IN TO HIM IF HE DIN REACT...

* YESTERDAY MY OFFICE'S 'LUNGSTICK' CAME TO JUST DO HIS OWN STUFF... EDIT HIS PHOTO... MAHAI... FACE OSO LIK A PIECE OF SHIT, STILL WANNA EDIT... GO LET PPL FUCK LAR...

Enough lar... Next time only TIU some more...

~ 14/07 ~

Today is (7 yuet 14)... Meaning 'Hungry Ghost Festival'... Actuali wasn't lar cos not lunar calendar lar... But regarding my ancestors they said tat HANTU will be release tat day... They will be loitering around, cos it's kinda CNY for them... So Chinese use to pray at tat day & papa mama will ask their children not to go out at nite to avoid any 'malapetaka'... But some of them feel tat tis is the day for them to meet the 3rd world... So they can chat & find frens in tat particular world... Do u tink tat they do have internet? I tink they have internet oso, cos I heard b4 tat they got website lor (www.hell.com, www.hellbook.com & www.ghoster.com)...

Cos chinese will burn them loadz of stuff... Such as :- car(BENSI), bungalow(with swimming pool), clothes(BUBBARRY), wallet(ELV), watches(LOLEK), maids & driver(maids are for special service), electrical appliances(SONI), shoes(BALLI), money(1,000,000,000,000 or more), goldbar(999.99%) & etc... And loadz & loadz of food...

Once a person is dead they can have so so much of stuff without paying for it... So the dead will be very 'SUM MOON YI JOKE'... The money tat we burn for them reali make them BILL GATES or betta... They oso use branded stuff ler (BENSI, BUBBARRY, ELV, LOLEK, BALLI & etc)... They owiz eat good tings lar... Reali 'NGAU BAI GIOK DOE NG SAI YAU'...

* Me pity lor, till now oso can't find new job... RM100 can do wat fren? Haih... My ambition is to be a SUCCESSFULL designer... But now a SUCKSEXFULL designer... No money for (BENZ, BURBERRY, LV, BALLY, ROLEX...) HAIZ... So frens out ter plz help me find job oso wen ur free, but if ur not free oso plz browse around lor... If I get new job dy I will owiz remember but I'm not gonna treat u lar... HAIH...

Steamboat Buffet + 3 Victims + Ex's Stories = Hai Lut

On d 09-07-09 thurs, (yesterday lor)... 1 group of 5 ppl, 3 guys + 2 gals wen for steamboat buffet in sunway (Yuen's Restaurant lor)... 3 guys r = pcseon, kinwah & me... 2 gals r = ccy & amanda... We reached ter around 8:35:38pm... Sit on 2nd floor... My GF of cos fight for chicken wings lor (famous mah)... We eat eat eat... While eating we all talk bad bout others lor (KAMPAR PPL HOBBY)... Victims r = some 5sc1 ppl, 5sc2 ppl, 5sc3 ppl & 5v ppl... Suddenly some1 ask PCSEON y he breakup with his EX?... (In my heart, wah tiu lor me must kena 1...) Kinwah & me oso lari go get some ice-cream... After I sit down me oso kena... Of cos kinwah oso kena lor... Tat 2 gals (suihai, pundek & etc).... They r so happy & continue asking till no more secret... Tis is wat kamparian expert for...

THE VICTIMS :-

kin wah + restaurant (clue)...

pcseon + librarian (clue)...

rogerktchai + peiyuan (clue)...

* For those who gt EX's pls dun try to tell ur current GF bout ur EX's... (DIE HARD)...

Show Hand Day...

Today I'm goin to "SAI LANG" & "KING SO" with my boss regarding d RM100... Make me trauma for few weeks... PUNDEK... Now & today is me 'the revenge of the fallen'... (tiu not transformer lar)... I mean last time I'm like fallen & today I'll b d PRIME... (tiu again not transformer lar, juz influence)... I don FUCKING care if we gt into a fight but I juz wan my payback... So frenz don hv to wish me luck cos I knw tat I'm not lucky all d time but u guys can treat me owiz wen I'm down... But if I get increment again don wish or hope tat I'll treat u guys... Juz bless for me (hallelujah, alhamdulilah & etc...)

* I will SAI 9 LEI LANG...

Working On Saturday!

Ok, wat u guys do wen u'r working on saturday? For those who dun hv 2 work on tat day dun b lan7si...

For me, I lik saturday most cos I reali dun hv 2 work at all... Just scan card, enter office & wait time pass... Once I'v sit down I'll take out my newspaper 2 read (tis process will take 1.5 hr)... Den surfs d net (tis process will end for few hrs)... It's time for lunch (1 hr process)... Back 2 my office continue surfing net & start game session (take few hrs)... Den go find colleague chit-chat (1-2 hrs)... At last DEAD BATTERY bell rings... Wat a pleasant & stressless working day...

* But ONE ting tat makes me reali 'GIG 9 SUM', d FUCKING RM100... TIULEILOWMEI... CIBAI... KNN... FAHAI... 67... ~!@#*\... FISH, PRAWN, CRAB... NAH...

What A Boring Day...

Today is d most boring day for me cos I reali dun hv d mood to work at all... After a morning meeting from 9.30am till 10.00am, I went out & drive reali slowly to Kampung Baru Subang for choosing cushion stuff... After tat I drive very very slowly cos nvr tot of going back to my company as I ady tot of resigning... From 10.30am I start my journey to Kampung Baru Subang & reach my company around 12.00pm... Normally it only take 45mins... Haiz...

Once I reached my company I'm reali down & lost direction cos I'm reali reali very very FUCKING upset with tis PAULGUY company... Den I wen back to my office... Once I sit down I start my games session (online free games)... Wat to do??? While playing, I'm counting d time of lunch... Once d DEAD BATTERY bell rang I called up my colleague for lunch... After lunch I wen to my x-head new office, just to browse around...

Den it's time to back to company again... Haiz reali upset... From 1:30pm, I start counting d time to end work... FUCK, time reali passes so FUCKING slow... WTF!!! While facing my monitor screen, I fall asleep (tis is not d 1st time, since d RM100 incident)... After awake I start my game session again till I'm FUCKED UP & start blogging... Den I suddenly found tis wen I'm looking around d net...

Taxi driver : Hi, mane mau pigi?

Passenger : Jalan Puki Mak Ulah...

Taxi driver : Wey, kite org M'sia (budi bahasa budaya kita).

Passenger : Itu jalan memang ini name mah...

Taxi driver : Lanjiau U lar, mau kasi saya hantam lu ah?

Passenger : Pundek lar, saya cakap betui mia...

Taxi driver : Itu jalan lu bapak kasi nama kah?

Passenger : Cibai lu, bapak tarak main ah!

Taxi driver : Ini macam main lu mak lar...

Passenger : Mahai lu, mak saya pelacur lu pon mau kah?

Taxi driver : Apa macam kira?

Passenger : Lu mau main berapa kali?

Taxi driver : Satu kali berapa?

Passenger : RM45 lar...

Taxi driver : Package ala?

Passenger : 3 jiam RM300... Apa macam?

Taxi driver : Mak lu syiok main kah?

Passenger : Lu mia besar kah?

Taxi driver : Lu mau? boleh kasi test sikit...

Passenger : Ok saya kasi test... Nanti lu bawak saya balik lumah flee lar...

Taxi driver : Ini macam manyak ciantik lor...

(Passenger undressing, Taxi driver oso undressing)

Taxi driver : Tiu cepat lar...

(Once d Passenger take off the pants a longstick pop out)

Taxi driver : Wah pukimak ulah, apa lanjiau...

Passenger : Saya ade lagi satu lubang... Lu apa takut...

Taxi driver : Pundek lu, nanti lanjiau busuk...

Passenger : Saya hari-hari kasi gosok mia...

Taxi driver : Lu guna apa gosok?

Passenger : Ajax Fabuloso 99% Anti-bacterial...

Taxi driver : Ok lar... Oosh Ahh Oosh...

Passenger : Lu punya lanjiau sudah masuk kah?

Taxi driver : Yala...

Passenger : Ah ah ah... Lu kasi saya magazine bolehkah? Tarak rasa...

Taxi driver : Oosh sudah mali lor...

Passenger : Ok cun, cepat bawak sy balik lumah...

(Den they speed off, reached home)...

Passenger : Ok sikalang lu mau kasi saya RM300

Taxi driver : Apa sai?

Passenger : Sudah 3 jiam saya sama lu, jadi lu mau kasi lar... Saya mak ayam mah...

Taxi driver: Pundek, pukimak, lanjiau, cibai, bohsia... Apa lanjiau pon keluar...

(Taxi driver was force to pay cos few muscular guys waiting outside of his cab)

* Lesson : No free sex service in tis recession era...

* Chinese lesson : "Mo Gum Dai Chek Kap La Chui Kai Til"...