Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Saya Stop Blogging...

Labu 21-10-2009, Kg. Balu Sg. Buloh: Sayia sudah stop blogging sebab MIFF 2010 sudah manyak dekat mah... So ah sayia sikalang manyak de sibok lar... Talak masa mau blog blog lar... Tapi sayia stop dali ini (Lua Pulu Satu Oktober 2009) sampai itu (end of itu Mac 2010 lar)... Jiadi sayia mau ciakap soli kasi sumua tau lar... Halap sumua olang ala tau ah... Bai bai...

Sayia Kalam Sink Wolia...

Saturday, October 17, 2009

~ Diwali @ Deepavali ~

DIWALI or Deepavali, meaning a row of lamps... A significant festival in Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism & Jainism, and it's an official holiday in INDIA but not in MALAYSIA (tell u later why)...

These religions celebr8 DIWALI as the Festival of Lights. They light diyas = cotton string wicks inserted in small clay pots filled with oil, to signify victory of good over the evil within an individual (from wiki)... Like below:-

This is known as "DIYAS"... Rmber!!!


But for me DIWALI is all about lights, dance, kolam, muruku, curry, and get DRUNK... In this post I wanna wish all my Hindus frens HAPPY DIWALI especially Jackie cuz she's mixed of Indian & Chinese... She can celeb8 both DIWALI & CNY...


Below is wat u could see during DIWALI...
This is wat a KOLAM look like... Not kolam ikan or kolam renang ok? This KOLAM is only filled with beans... No ikan...


I duno wat they call this dance lar... Wat I knew it is Indian dance... JACQUELINE no worries ur now much more cute den her... MAHAI, u see her eyes... Like my dog ler (PUG)...


And last but not least, CURRY... It's a must lor (Indian mah)...


* AND NOT FORGOTTEN, DO YOU KNOW WHY DIWALI WASN'T AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY IN MALAYSIA? BECAUSE I'M WORKING TODAY... YAYA, TO ALL MY FRIENDS PLEASE LOL LAR...

Friday, October 16, 2009

1* Crash Test for Proton Jumbuck aka Arena... GOOD M'sia Product


PROTON JUMBUCK, has become the hot news in Australia after scored a dismal 1-Star rating in the latest round of ANCAP crash testing... Below is the word from that news, "Cheap ute from Malaysia has been found to be the most dangerous vehicle in Australian road"...

Below are the picture of crash test done by ANCAP on Proton Jumbuck and 2 China cars:-


This is Proton Jumbuck... Once u involved in accident, u just nid to call 'BLACK CAR', instead of ambulance... Must Die No Life...


This is China car, Great Wall V240... At least the driver still can do his WILL...


And last but not least, a China car oso... A SA220, quite a tough car oso lor altho it's CHINA MADE...


This is the result of the crash by ANCAP...

About ANCAP...

- The Australasian New Car Assessment Program (ANCAP) gives consumers consistent information on the level of occupant protection provided by vehicles in serious front and side crashes.

- The program is supported by Australian and New Zealand automobile clubs, the States government road and transport authorities of NSW, Victoria, South Australia, Queensland, Tasmania, Western Australia, the New Zealand Government, the Victorian TAC, NRMA Insurance and the FIA Foundation.

- ANCAP uses 4 internationally recognized crash tests; offset frontal, side impact, pedestrian and pole impact test.

- Crash tests are undertaken by independent specialist crash test laboratories.In all tests crash test dummies are used to facilitate the
scientific measurement of the various forces in the crash test. The data gathered is then assessed, using internationally recognized protocols, and scores are determined for various parts of the crash test.

- The overall score is then translated into a star rating, between 1 to 5 stars. The higher scores are awarded more stars.

MALAYSIA BOLEH... BOLEH B***H...

Saturday, October 10, 2009

O.T King + Best Staff = Me?

This month I'm going to get the BEST STAFF award... And O.T for this month oso 99... All started like this... A very fine monday morning, and suddenly boss called me... Telling me tat our BIG customer is here and asked me to get ready with all my designs on the next day for new order... So of cuz I need to sketch alot lor... So the next day arrive (tuesday lar)...

From 9am in the morning I wait... wait... and wait... untill 8:30pm at nite only boss called me go out with them for a dinner den only discuss... After a great Arabian meal (but I order fish & chips)... in StarHill Gallery, we den headed to a cafe area in StarHill Gallery to discuss bout ours' design... Talk, discuss, talk, discuss and keep on going untill 12.40am... Den boss and me oso back factory lor... Reached factory around 1am... Of cuz I scanned card lor b4 back home...

The next day (wednesday lar, cuz wednesday comes after tuesday...) oso do the same thing... Untill 1am ++... Reached factory almost 2am... Dun forget to scanned card... Wen I'm driving back home, I feel like wana vomit... Reali duno y ler... Maybe dinner or maybe "THAT"... Reached home of cuz bath lor, and vomit oso... Very SUN FOO... But some funny conversation moment happen while we're enjoying coffee... Between Customer, Boss and Me which goes like this :-

You know Mr. Chai (but he pronounce Mr. Shy...), my father he likes his character... You know what is character?
Ah???
Roger tell him what is character...
Eh... "Yan Kak", "Thai Doe" and etc...
I know, I know... Boss replied the customer...
So the next day after wednesday is thursday lar... The BIG customer back to their homeland Riyadh (the place that haunted me for a week)... Boss said around December, will be going ter again... Oh YA ALLAH...

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Miss S'pore Ris Low Is Very Low

First of all congrats to Ris Low as the winner of Miss S'pore 2009... But now her title no more ady lor, cuz she take somebody credit card and swiped swiped swiped for jewelleries, lingirie and etc... She is now the most talked beauty pageant in the world I tink becuz of her diction (ENGLISH) and she's from S'pore... I reali dun understand lor, y S'porean can't say good english...

Let us browse tru some of her glory moment, for her as memories:-


The nite she was crowned MISS S'PORE 2009...

My critics:-
1. Ok lor not very bad lar.
2. Mouth so big, blow*** good.
3. Her teeth, yucks... Go see dentist lar b4 entering this pageant.
4. Poor english command.
5. Materialistic (S'porean mah)...
6. No brain.


Catwalking I tink... Tis pict ok lor... Not very bad lar... But I reali dun understand wat english she's talking...

Example:-
1. She's studying, erm... Dipromah in Hospilataly and Management.
2. Money or Power? She chosed MONEY, cuz MONEY can buy power. Thank u.
3. Ya I like safari u know, I like South Africa... U know leopard prints, zeBRA prints, u know... Tis neutral colors can wear with khaki... erm khaki green or or gray... U know...
4. Ya I wear a bigini so I look sexy, loud and and ah ah BOOM u know... I go shout Ochard Road...


I can tell u tis is the worst nitemare... With tis kind of face, a Miss S'pore was crowned... Reali wana vomit... She look like just normal seafood (LALA) in Sg. Wang...

In conclusion:-
* Poor English
* Poor Features
* Poor Teeth Structure
* Poor Judges
* Poor S'poreans
* Pity to The Pageant World...