Latest Version of Lunar 7th July

Yesterday was the Valentine's Day for chinese, according to chinese ancestors or myth lar... I get to know it from my fren... And get a details of info from Mr. Jarod's blog... But do u guys know bout the latest version of this romantic story between a goddess and a human? Well it all begins like this...

Main character :-

Ngau Long (Cow Wolf), a tough muscular guy...

Jik Lui (Stain Girl), graceful and beautiful goddess...

Supporting actor :-

Swallow, a bird with lots of saliva...

Once upon a time there's a goddess named Jik Lui who loves to weave cuz she had nothing to do up there instead of weaving clothes to other god and goddess... So 1 day while she was surfing the net she accidentally type the word "COCK" instead of "CLOCK" ... So she was wondering what the fuck is that? Only a meat stick... So in curiousity she flew down to earth to find "COCK" ...

When she reached earth she saw a man (Ngau Long) playing with it's meat stick (meaning masturbating)...

Suddenly Ngau Long found out that someone is looking at him... So Jik Lui ran away while Ngau Long dressed up and chase after... Jik Lui saw a river so she undressed herself in a blink of eye and jump into the river cuz she got SuperPower (hollow woman)... Ngau Long reached the shore and couldn't see anything instead of few pieces of a goddess clothes (sari kinda dress, ancient bra, panties with pad & nike shoe)...

But suddenly Jik Lui's body revealing bit by bit cuz the SuperPower won't be effective in water... Ngau Long make a whistling sound and Jik Lui's face was red... Jik Lui walk up to the shore with a 36DD, 23, 38 body figure... Ngau Long "BEHTAHAN" and grab Jik Lui and test drive her... They make love 7 x 7 = 49 styles...

After finished their 69 some god came down and catched Jik Lui barenaked, bringing her back... Jik Lui was very upset while Ngau Long was very tired...

Ngau Long's meat stick became smaller and the swallows in the sky thought that it was a big fat worm... So they flew down to Ngau Long for the worm...

After a long while, Jik Lui msn Ngau Long that they will meet each other on the Lunar Year 7th July as remembrance for their 7 x 7 styles... The swallows make the brigde b'cuz they will be ready to attack the big fat worm...

* They are so romantic*

Malaysian PM or Father's!!!

Since ours' National Day, around the corner, I would like to refresh our mind and recall back all my historical thingy... I still remember when I was in the secondary school era my history or in malay "SEJARAH" , never reach 'A'... So embarass...

So in this blog I'm going to write about our 1st Prime Minister till current Prime Minister (not Transformer Optimus Prime)... But one thing that I really don't understand, why do all of our Prime Minister known with a "BAPA" or the Father of ???... But after this I will get to know why...

Do you all remember whose the Father of this or that? I bet you guys didn't remember... So let me recall you guys...

The 1st untill 6th:-


1) Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-Haj : "Bapa Kemerdekaan" or "Father of Independent"


2) Tun Abdul Razak : "Bapa Pembangunan" or "Father of Developement"


3) Tun Hussein Onn : "Bapa Perpaduan" or "Father of Unity"


4) Tun Mahathir : "Bapa Permodenan" or "Father of Modernism"


5) Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi : "Bapa Yang Letih" or "A Tired Father"

6) Datuk Seri Najib : "Bapa Orang" or "People's Father"

Let us sing our "NEGARAKU" ...

Ne...ga...ra...ku...,

Tanah tumpahnya da...rahku,

Rakyat hidup... bersatu dan... maju,

Rahmat bahgia..., Tuhan kurniakan...,

Raja kita... selamat bertakhta...,

Rahmat bahgia..., Tuhan kurniakan...,

Raja kita... selamat bertakhta....

Special thanks to all of ours' FATHERS-FATHERS 'above' (some in heaven, some not yet...)

My Frens...

I like my frens... Y? Cos I like to write bout them... And the bestest ting ever is that they won't get mad of me... They are real good fens of mine... But some of them reali need to accept my criticize so they will improve from their weakness...

Like me I will oso accept other critics on me so I can do betta...

So frens dun get MAD wen I talk straight in the followings :-


There's Beauty & The Beast tales... But tis is "Mei Lui Yu Kum Sau"... Instead of "Yeh Sau"...


Hehe, am I cute? But my frens said that they are fake... (B**B)...


Tiu, my mum no wash my clothes... Machaucibai...


My Pubic Hair is growing faster den WeiChong's hair... Quote by Siyun...


CIBAI... YunNam cheated me...


Hehe, happy ler... We produce 'CHEWCHOW' baby in Bali... hehe...


Tis fucker fart in my house... He uses his LOL to cover...


I'm the Guardian Angel... Hallelujah...


After tis reunion dinner I need to perform opera, so need to drink red wine so I dun have to rush for make-up... See my face so shining...


Hey every1, my logongjai attend my convo... I'm still a virgin, don't u notice my "V" sign... Gaylo yeh...


She reali did change alot... Her swim wear was designed by a famous Italian designer 'Gigi Vergigi'...


Can't write bout her too sensitive cuz she will said tat I'm very MEAN... But in tis pic she's like just accomplished her kungfu session (ATAS KATIL)....


Always oso said tat ur 'V'... But anyway, congrats on ur 2ND BABY...


Who said my COCK is small... Altho, it's a size of a toothpick but at least I have something with me...


Have u ever see him post like tis in KAMPAR? He'll only do it in "UK"...


Yeah I took away Jackie's 'PIG'... Haha


I'm a SAILORMOON... Change now "Itaee Itaee Yo"...


Lawyer sing like tis lor... So in FEEL...


Haha, TIULEILAR... MACHAUHAI... Those words always come out from the mouth of a so-called 'Cooperate Flight Attendent'...


Now u see it, now u dun... Can u see it? (0) (0)

So they are my frens lor...

KAMASUTRA!!!

What is KAMASUTRA?

The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian text widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behavior in Sanskrit literature written by the Indian scholar Mallanāga Vātsyāyana. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sex. It is largely in prose, with many inserted anustubh poetry verses. Kāma means sensual or sexual pleasure, and "sūtra" literally means a thread or line that holds things together, and more metaphorically refers to an aphorism (or line, rule, formula), or a collection of such aphorisms in the form of a manual. The Kama Sutra is the oldest and most notable of a group of texts known generically as Kama Shastra (Sanskrit: Kāma Śhāstra). Traditionally, the first transmission of Kama Shastra or "Discipline of Kama" is attributed to Nandi the sacred bull, Shiva's doorkeeper, who was moved to sacred utterance by overhearing the lovemaking of the god and his wife Parvati and later recorded his utterances for the benefit of mankind. ( FROM WIKIPEDIA )...

Kongket
Adalah
Mainan
Amat
Seronok
Umpama
Tongkat
Rancap
Anal... ( FROM A::Roger::Production)

The following are some of the KAMASUTRA pose :-


Musical KAMASUTRA



Multiple pose of KAMASUTRA


Even machine oso KAMASUTRA...

* To all out there, after reading this post please be advice that have FUN now... Sorry the correct word is have FUCK now...

Guide To Weightloss...

All had earlier read bout DIET FAQ'S, tis is more technical:-

1) REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent = 12 Calories
Without her consent = 2,187 Calories

2) OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands = 8 Calories
With 1 hand = 12 Calories
With ur teeth = 485 Calories

3) PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection = 6 Calories
Without an erection = 3,315 Calories

4) POSITIONS:
Missionary = 12 Calories
69 Lying down = 78 Calories
69 Standing up = 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow = 216 Calories
Doggy Style = 326 Calories
Italian chandelier = 2,912 Calories

5) ORGASMS:
Real = 112 Calories
Fake = 1,315 Calories

6) POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging = 18 Calories
Getting up immediately = 36 Calories
Explaining y u got out of bed immediately = 816 Calories

7) GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If u r:20-29 years = 36 Calories
30-39 years = 80 Calories
40-49 years = 124 Calories
50-59 years = 1,972 Calories
60-69 years = 7,916 Calories70
Over = Results r stil pending

8) DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly = 32 Calories
In a hurry = 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door = 5,218 Calories
With ur wife knocking at the door = 13,521 Calories

*All results may vary!

Ter's alot of sadness in the world rite now, as you read this... Millions of males are having SEX!!! N u'r on the computer...

Bday Bash at Apartment Suria KIP...

Today, 15th August 2009... I'm having a bday party at my home, inviting few of my frens (Louis Koo, Mr. & Mrs. Jarod, Lilian Too, Sandra Ng, my bro and my GF) ... For those I din invite can come over too with gift, if no gift den ur not invited (just gimme a call)... Late comers can help to clean up after our meal (wash dishes, sweep & mop floor, wipe table and wash bathroom also)...

So the menu for the party:-

Appetizer...
"Chilled PLAIN FLAVOUR jellies"

Main course...
"Curry SWINEFLU pork balls"
"Fried bihun with OIL and SALT only"
"Fried LEFTOVER nuggets and fries"
"Fried chicken wings BONES"

Desserts...
"EXPIRED cake"

Refreshment...
"1 TEASPOON of Sunquick Ice Tea juice for each person"

For sure all my frens will get very full, so it's worth their gifts...

Venue : Apartment Suria KIP.
Date : 15th August 2009.
Time : 9pm.
Attire : The lesser u wear the bigger the eyes will be.
What to bring along : Expensive gift's (at least RM1K & above). For professionals (at least RM2K).

Who Is The Boss?

On the 13th of August, I tendered my 1st ever resignation letter. I did it becuz and of cuz I got betta offer lor... Actually I'm thinking shud I go to the other company as my current company with the other are 'SEIDUITHAU'... But becuz of $$$ so I leave lor. But all ended up when my BOSS called for a meeting.

The dialouge :-

BOSS : Roger why ler?
Roger : Got betta offer lor...
BOSS : Actuali I know which company lar. Cuz in Sg. Buloh only that company will korek my employee.
Roger : But what I did for this company I didn't get back anything at all. Just a small sum of increment that reali over. So I tink I shud change to a new company and environment. Cuz what I did previously was only wasting shit.

(BOSS oso smoke lor cuz very headache as I'm resigning)

BOSS : So u ady decided?
Roger : Yes.
BOSS : That side give u how much?
Roger : Very high pay if compare...

(BOSS keep smoking and drink water. Both of us keep silent for 15mins in a 4 wall square box)

Roger : Ok BOSS I tell u frankly, I reali very disappointed with what I get back from what I'd done for this company. I reali did evryting with my heart but in the end I get back shit. Reali heartache cuz wasted all my ENERGY, SPIRIT, TIME, FUTURE, HEART and SWEAT. I reali did my best of best so that my BOSS can feel it, so that I get high increment. But I'm reali disappointed in the end.

(BOSS keep silent again for few mins...)

BOSS : If u reali go to that company den u'll spoilt ur future cuz that company was known for a copycat.
Roger : Actuali there's 2 companies hiring, which is a furniture and an interior firm. Their salary is high oso.
BOSS : If u reali go to work for that particular company den reali a waste lar. But interior I'm not so sure cuz I'm not in interior field.
Roger : Ya I know.

(Both parties oso in silent mode for a moment)

Roger : I know that the economy is very very bad now. But I oso know that my designs reali sellable. Not only 1 or 2 series but all of them is still selling or shud I say goin smooth... I reali can't stand the fact that I get back so so lil as I'd placed in all my heart to this company.
BOSS : Erm... erm...

(BOSS smoke again, thinking how much he shud pay me again)

BOSS : Ok Roger, I pay u RM****... So are u goin to stay?
Roger : Ok let me tink of it 1st.
BOSS : Ok u tink of it, but let me know after ur lunch. Cuz I'm a straight person who dun like to waste time.
Roger : Ok den...

(BOSS called me around 3pm for my confirmation. So wen to his office again)

BOSS : So how Roger (smiling)...
Roger : Ok u pay me RM**** den I stay.
BOSS : Ok lar, I pay u but u must work with ur heart.
Roger : Of cuz I work with my heart cuz those are my designs. I oso want the whole world to recognise my design.
BOSS : Ok den, I'll tell them ur increment. But please remember not to tell others bout ur increment.
Roger : Of cuz, of cuz...

* Haha, in 1 month time I get 3 times of increment. So whose the BOSS now? I know that the account department is wondering what happen between BOSS andm ME... So next month I'm not gonna eat sand anymore...

Yesterday...

Why is the post title 'Yesterday'? Cuz I wanna talk bout yesterday lor... TIU... Wake up at 7:45am... At 8:15am ready to work... Reached office at 8.45am and start work at 9am... Once sit down start surfing net lor... Den do some sketches... Stop awhile, play online games and continue my work after that... So those are my duties for the first half of my working hour...

At lunch time I went for an interview... Reached the company and meet with the boss... So he go tru my resume, ask me bout related stuffs... Ask me my offer, so I told him the amount and he agree to pay me that amount... WAW... And from that moment onwards my life totally change from grayish to rainbow... I reali din tot that I can get that salary... So now I can resign ady, HAHA... I'm reali happy yesterday...

So at nite went for a movie (009) at 9:50pm... Reali the most boring so called comedy movie of all... Reali wasting $$$ for that SOHAI movie... Haiz... And this will be the most poor comedy that WONG JING's produce... I will give 2/10... Not funny at all... 10% HK actor/actress and 89% CHINA mari and the 1% from TAIWAN... FUCK... Very very CHAR...

Went home... Reached home around 11:45pm... Chitchat abit den sleep... What a YESTERDAY...

The World Sexiest 2009...

I tink tis will be the most view post of all... Most viewers are guys of cos but some of the gals will view too cos they wanna know what are they lack of... So to all the guys and all my frens plz enjoy, but dun play JOYJOY...

The list for top 10 FHM SEXIEST WOMEN 2009...

10. Freida Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire... Her leg, OMG...

9. Anna Friel... So so lar...

8. Kristen Kreuk from Smallville... Petite...

7. Elisha Cuthber from Girl Next Door... The unique look...

6. Adriana Lima, a model... Guys will know her well, as her **** photos spreading wide in cyberworld...

5. Keeley Hazell, have an affair with Beckham before... Waw guys, notice her cherries?

4. Britney Spears, the busuk 1...

3. Jessica Alba, no need to sat anything lor... See her buns oso enuf...

2. Megan Fox from Transformer... She reali did transformed into a very very good form...

1. Cheryl Cole, a member of Girls Aloud... Erm tis 1 I dun tink she tat sexy enuf...

* To all my frens plz dun TFK or surf on their porn photos...

World Most Expensive...

Haiz... Rich man's toys... Haiz...


This PUNDEK house in Mumbai, India... Costs USD2 bil... Owned by Mr. Mukesh Ambani (world 5th richest LANJIAU)... This is wat I call a HOME...


This SOHAI apartment in London cost USD200 mil per unit... Designed by Richard Roger and owned by Dubai's...


An exclusive watch by Chopard, cost USD25 mil... I duno WTF it is... Ugly Design...


This Blue Diamond Ring by Chopard oso, which cost USD16.46 mil... CHAUCIBAI... This is nice...


This 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupe cost, USD8.7 mil... AAHH...


Fren, hard drive oso cost, USD4.4 mil ler... By RamSan 6200... Bookshelve...


This GoldVish Piece Unique phone, cost USD1.6 mil... Reali wondering which SEISOHAI will buy it... Stupid design...


Fucker, this club charge USD507,000.00 annually... Wat a RICHMAN'S IMC (Hong Kong)... Now I'm extablishing a club for the poor... POKKAIMAN'S M'sia only...


As I like pool but I wont play on this table that cost USD177,000... 67... This master piece was designed by Vincent Facquet...


What a bottle of good whisky. Costing USD143,020 for this Irish Whisky...


SOHAI suit for SOHAI ppl... Astounding USD100,000 for this piece of cloth by Alexander Amosu... M16 proof...


What a cute bug... Nice to see, nice to hold, once you buy consider OH... It cost USD89,000 for only a Stag Beetle in Japan...


For smokers out there... If you wannabe a cool smoker, plz grab this masterpiece that cost USD79,000.00... Lighter by S.T. Dupont...


The most expensive president fry... A USD75,000 piece of Lincoln French Fry... Yummy...


Go for a vacation in this luxurious hotel that will cost you USD18,000/night... Ok lor can steal all their deco items... It's located in Antalya's named Mardan Palace...


Nice trash can ya? This trash can only accept wasted money... It cost USD15,000... Designed by Sylvie Flenry... Bday present for me!!!


Oohh... My black beauty... This CHAUHAI watermelon cost USD6,100... Wat a Densuke watermalon...

M'sia oso very proud ler... Cuz this orchid was in the list of the most expensive... This Rothschild's Slipper cost USD5,000... Can find in K.K. Sabah... Maytzy's hometown... Bring 1 for me ya...

Dun eat so many curry, if not they burn ur wallet... This Samundari Khazana (seafood treasure) by Indian's cost you USD3200 per dish...

From China to Paris... LV designed chopsticks that will cost USD450 per pair... SOHAI...

When will I get all of them?