Michael Jackson "Sei 7 Jor"...

Today has marked d last day for "King of Pop" Michael Jackson, cos he passed away of CARDIAC ARREST (is the abrupt cessation of normal circulation of the blood due to failure of the heart to contract effectively during systole) don ask 9 me WTF it is... Wat a worldwide sad sad sad news... He died in d age of 50++... Very young, so pity... So let us pay tribute to him lar... Let us pray for him (hallelujah, namoamitabha, allah & etc...)!

Here's d timeline of M.J...

1958: 29th Aug. come out to c tis world from a private part (vagina/pussy)...
1962: Member of Jackson 5...
1966: Sister Janet oso crawl out to meet d world (tat part ??? oso)...
1969: His band 1st single "Want You Back"...
1971: His 1st solo single "Got To Be There"...
1978: Movie debut as a scarecrow...
1979: Album "Off The Wall", sell over 19 mil (rich lor)...
1980: Wins Grammy Best Vocal Performance...
1982: Record breaking album "Thriller", 50 mil sold (F**KING rich)...
1984: Pepsi commercial, his hair catches fire. Serious injuries & rumored plastic surgery done (sohai lar)...
1984: Gets his nose slightly narrowed...
1984: Gets his star put on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
1985: Has another nose job & has permanent eyeliner tattooed above his eyes...
1987: Gets another nose job, deep cheekbones & skin has turned white (nose start pop out)...
1988: Gets surgery done to put a cleft into his chin...
1990: Begins to wear a surgical mask in public (nose start pop out again)...
1993: A lawsuit is filed against him accusing him of seducing & abusing 13yrs Jordy Chandler...
1993: Makes a TV appearance saying he's innocent of the child molestation charges...
1994: Settles lawsuit, paying 20 mil. L.A & Santa Barbara district attorneys do not file child-molestation charges against him (20 mil must settle lor)...
1994: Marries Lisa Marie Presley (after molest case)...
1996: Lisa Marie Presley files for a divorce (he like male)...
1996: Marries his dermatologist's secretary, Debbie Rowe...
1999: Debbie Rowe divorces him (he like C**K)...
2002: Prince Michael II is born. Identity of the mother is nvr released (H**Ker?)...
2003: Charged of child molestation. Posts 3 mil bail...
2004: Pleaded not guilty (settled by millions of dollar lor, bribe)...
2004: Wearing a black ski mask, shops at Wal-Mart. Finding him very suspicous, Wal-Mart calls the police. Not long after, the police pull him over. Nothing comes of it cos he's simply vacationing near Aspen, Colorado so his children can see snow (good sohai reason)...
2004: Asks Nicole Kidman go with him to the MTV Music Awards. She turns him down (clever)...
2005: The Jackson trial begins with jury selection...
2005: Jackson used wine and pornography to seduce the 13-year-old boy (ging)...
2005: No DNA from the accuser has been found in Jackson's bedroom (sudah buang lor)...
2005: Jackson fails to appear in court & the judge threatens to issue an arrest for him. Jackson's lawyer tracks him down at a hospital where he has been admitted for back problems. The judge gives him one hour to appear. He does, and the trial continues (sohai lar)...
2005: Actor Macaulay Culkin testifies & says Jackson never touched him sexually in any way, & tat yes, he did sleep in Jackson's bed, but tat was only cos he happened to fall asleep ter (how much M.J. giv him? )...
2005: Pleaded not guilty again (money very ging)...
2009: 26th JUNE, ppl pay 'white gold'...

* He's not real (nosejob manytimes, deep cheekbones, skin turned white & tattooed eyeliner) but he is still tat F**KING famous...
* From d year of 1993-2005 he found out tat he lik male... Play C**k... Not guilty even once... Money is evryting... R.I.P...