Morning movie + Brunch dimsum = Darling f**k + Broke + Tired

In tis very poor & down economy era I still use money lik water... I tink in another few months time I reali eat sand... Y?

Nowaday, TRANSFORMER : Revenge Of The Fallen is very very famous, so go watch lor... After d movie, take rest for 2 hours den hv dimsum... Lastly, go walk walk at Suria KLCC...

The Story :-

On the 27th June 2009, CCY (my housemate), Lilian (our fren), Amanda Lee (my gf) & Me (myself) wen dinner at The Curve... Dinner at THAI EXPRESS... Eat + ChitChat = Noisy... Den nth 2 do so walk to CINELEISURE buy TRANSFORMER movie ticket lor (last minute)... Wen to counter ask wat time got ticket? Ans: 3:10am... Den ask my gf wan to watch mo? Ans: No... Den Lilian oso said dun wan lor... CCY & me very gunjeong buy ticket, couple seat some more (me 67 lor, gf must get mad lor...) I'm reali xcited cos nvr watch movie in cinema tat early morning... But I'm reali very scared cos I knw tat my gf reali sad lor... Haiz... After bought ticket go yumcha at Secret Recipe cos Lilian wan to eat cake... After tat we all go home (CCY of cos will take some rest lor b4 movie starts...) & (me of cos persuade my gf lor, till she don lau lor...)! 2:30am go out lor cos movie starts at 3:10am... Reach ter bought popcorn & beverages lor... Movie ended around 6:10am... Go home den sleep for 3 hrs cos 11:30am plan for dimsum brunch at Equatorial Hotel...

On the 27th June 2009, wake up 10am & bath cos going to hv brunch 11.30am... So go out at 10:45am... Reached Equatorial around 11:25am (jammed)... Make my 1st step to tis Golden Phoenix Restaurant (xcited & hungry)... Suddenly an old lady in red cheongsam said "Sorry u can't go in with slipper + short pants"... Den me as normal must giv a "BIG TIU" in my heart... She said ok lar, I let u in if u change ur slipper... Den go to my car change lor... Enter restaurant as we ady booked... D restaurant ambience was very peace & calm (lik very 7 high class)... Den order food lor... Ters 2 table of (ghost man/guai lou)... Mahai they can eat very silently (using chopsticks man)... We r d noisiest of all... Eat oso 'sun 7 fu'... Sohaiz... Den paybill (RM250)... My eyes oso big dy... Only ate few dishes tat F**KING xpensiv... We r very full cos those dimsum made of cornflour (I tink), cos so F**KING statchy... Reali disappointed cos paid so much can't eat many... Tiu lar...

After tat we head to Suria KLCC... Ladies very happy lor... Me 'tip sun' bodyguard lor... My gf happy lor bought a piece of jean skirt... After we r so tat F**KING tired we head to DO.ME yumcha... Den my eyes reali cant open dy, so suggested to go home cos reali wan to sleep... Den gt to car, fetch Lilian bk den we oso bk... Readhed home almost 5pm... Of cos bath den sleep lor... Mahai bath dy can't sleep... Den watch 'Club Star' with gf lor... Den dinner at 8:45pm till 10pm... Reached home continue 'Club Star'... Den sleep around 11pm... Suddenly gf lau again bout tat (TRANSFORMER + CCY + couple seat)... Den persuade her again lor of cos... I so 7 sayang her... After half an hour settled the (TRANSFORMER + CCY + couple seat)... Den at last sleep...

* Sorry Amanda Lee this is the 1st & last time... (Lum Mo?)...
* That 2 days spent more than RM500... (Die Mo?)...
* Only sleep not more than 3hrs for 2 days... (Ok Mo?)...
* Now reali very broke... (Tiu Mo?)...
* Darling this week we eat maggi mee... (Leng Mo?)...
* Think of my increament RM100... (Lei Lo Mo)...

Michael Jackson "Sei 7 Jor"...

Today has marked d last day for "King of Pop" Michael Jackson, cos he passed away of CARDIAC ARREST (is the abrupt cessation of normal circulation of the blood due to failure of the heart to contract effectively during systole) don ask 9 me WTF it is... Wat a worldwide sad sad sad news... He died in d age of 50++... Very young, so pity... So let us pay tribute to him lar... Let us pray for him (hallelujah, namoamitabha, allah & etc...)!

Here's d timeline of M.J...

1958: 29th Aug. come out to c tis world from a private part (vagina/pussy)...
1962: Member of Jackson 5...
1966: Sister Janet oso crawl out to meet d world (tat part ??? oso)...
1969: His band 1st single "Want You Back"...
1971: His 1st solo single "Got To Be There"...
1978: Movie debut as a scarecrow...
1979: Album "Off The Wall", sell over 19 mil (rich lor)...
1980: Wins Grammy Best Vocal Performance...
1982: Record breaking album "Thriller", 50 mil sold (F**KING rich)...
1984: Pepsi commercial, his hair catches fire. Serious injuries & rumored plastic surgery done (sohai lar)...
1984: Gets his nose slightly narrowed...
1984: Gets his star put on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
1985: Has another nose job & has permanent eyeliner tattooed above his eyes...
1987: Gets another nose job, deep cheekbones & skin has turned white (nose start pop out)...
1988: Gets surgery done to put a cleft into his chin...
1990: Begins to wear a surgical mask in public (nose start pop out again)...
1993: A lawsuit is filed against him accusing him of seducing & abusing 13yrs Jordy Chandler...
1993: Makes a TV appearance saying he's innocent of the child molestation charges...
1994: Settles lawsuit, paying 20 mil. L.A & Santa Barbara district attorneys do not file child-molestation charges against him (20 mil must settle lor)...
1994: Marries Lisa Marie Presley (after molest case)...
1996: Lisa Marie Presley files for a divorce (he like male)...
1996: Marries his dermatologist's secretary, Debbie Rowe...
1999: Debbie Rowe divorces him (he like C**K)...
2002: Prince Michael II is born. Identity of the mother is nvr released (H**Ker?)...
2003: Charged of child molestation. Posts 3 mil bail...
2004: Pleaded not guilty (settled by millions of dollar lor, bribe)...
2004: Wearing a black ski mask, shops at Wal-Mart. Finding him very suspicous, Wal-Mart calls the police. Not long after, the police pull him over. Nothing comes of it cos he's simply vacationing near Aspen, Colorado so his children can see snow (good sohai reason)...
2004: Asks Nicole Kidman go with him to the MTV Music Awards. She turns him down (clever)...
2005: The Jackson trial begins with jury selection...
2005: Jackson used wine and pornography to seduce the 13-year-old boy (ging)...
2005: No DNA from the accuser has been found in Jackson's bedroom (sudah buang lor)...
2005: Jackson fails to appear in court & the judge threatens to issue an arrest for him. Jackson's lawyer tracks him down at a hospital where he has been admitted for back problems. The judge gives him one hour to appear. He does, and the trial continues (sohai lar)...
2005: Actor Macaulay Culkin testifies & says Jackson never touched him sexually in any way, & tat yes, he did sleep in Jackson's bed, but tat was only cos he happened to fall asleep ter (how much M.J. giv him? )...
2005: Pleaded not guilty again (money very ging)...
2009: 26th JUNE, ppl pay 'white gold'...

* He's not real (nosejob manytimes, deep cheekbones, skin turned white & tattooed eyeliner) but he is still tat F**KING famous...
* From d year of 1993-2005 he found out tat he lik male... Play C**k... Not guilty even once... Money is evryting... R.I.P...

No Fucking Mood To Work!

I'm so FUCKING moodless to work cos tat FUCKING RM100 still bothering d whole week... I'm reali very 67 upset with it... I'm tinking whether I deserve tat RM100? I'm FUCKING very very "gig 9 sum" cos evry single ting tat I'd done r all wasting my energy, time, effort n my degree...

Reali duno wat my 69 sohai boss is tinking... Reali very very "dum chun"... Now all my hope for tis so-call Sg. Buloh TOP company fade away... No 7 use... Damn... PK... WTF... Let ppl FUCK lar... A 'lung-stick' can gt increament oso... Gt CCTV oso no 7 use, cos CCTV oso blind... TIU...

Tat FUCKING 'lung-stick' did do some designs but all was rejected b4 MIFF 2009... Den my R&D department head do it all for him last minute... I did all the design by my ownself, I mean ALL... In d end tat FUCKING 'lung-stick' stil can "siu yiu fart ngoi"... Now d 'lung-stick' is more 'ging', cos 'lung-stick' is using our department internet to download 'lung-stick' movie... Making our department's connection very 67 slow... Told him once ady but stil stay d FUCKING STUBBORN STUPID same...

I'm reali leaving tis FUCKING useless company cos tis company let those 'LUNG-STICK' stay & do stupid ting... USELESS... ~!@#$%^&* ... "yu ha hai"... 67 69...

GO LET PEOPLE FUCK LAR, TIU!

---Increament/Naik Gaji---

In tis RECESSION era, I still can gt increament... So I shud be very very 7 lan happy... (67 lar)

Yesterday b4 end work at around 5:35pm, my boss call for a meeting... So went down to his meeting room lor... At 1st we r discussing bout the stuff 2 b settle b4 one of d container leave... Den suddenly he said 2 me tat he promised me 2 naik gaji... So at tat moment of cos I'm so so FUCKING happy & excited lor... Cos expecting BIG amount from him mah... Mahai ah, wen he open his **** mouth d amount was RM100... Wah so 7 big lor tat RM100... Tiuleilowmei, Cibai, Pundek, TIUtiuTIU...

In my mind, u betta dun fucking increase my fucking lil salary lor... Cos increase salary = more job 2 do... I'd tot bout it for d whole nite & I'm fucking down... I'd put so FUCKING much effort in my work but in d end I'm just NOTHING... One of my FUCKING ASSHOLE colleague, he like don hv 2 FUCKING work so FUCKING hard oso gt increament... I betta leave tis lonely & "gig 9 sum" place...

I'm looking for new job now... So any1 out ter need Furniture Designer or ters job for me pls leave me comment or call/sms me...

I like Riyadh LIFE...

I went 2 RIYADH on d 14th June 2009 - 19th June 2009...

On 14th I wake up at 6am cos need 2 reach my company b4 7:30am... Get ready everyting den start 2 go 2 my company n reached around 7.05am... Wen I reach as normal I'v 2 wait for my boss lor... Den suddenly d guard told me tat my BOSS still SLEEPING... Wah reali PUNDEK ah... On d 13th around 9.30pm he called me 2 reach company b4 7.30am but wen I'm ter he still sleeping... But in a blink of n eyes he appear n he's ready... Den I go 2 d guard n slap 7 him cos cheat 9 me... Den get into limo n get my ass off 2 catch our flight lor...

Reached KLIA, the ambience was very nice n peaceful as no1 was travelling tat time... Economy down turn mah, wer gt money go vacation ler... After tat we go check in lor, den breakfast at EDEN RESTAURANT, hv dim sum... Gt in our flight at 9.45am cos leaving at 10.30am... I hv a feeling of excitement & boring cos 12hrs flight... Our flight did 2 transit at S'pore & Dubai... Real fucking boring in d plane... Duno wat 2 lor (tot of TFK in d washroom but can't cos very very small)... So just watch movie lor... Dun want 2 talk bout d food... At last reached Riyadh Airport around 18.55 Riyadh local time (meaning 12am M'sia)...

Mahai, wen I reached d immegration counter 2 check in, i saw so many foriegn workers queeing... Den me n my boss reali headache cos we oso hv 2 wait lik them... But 4 gals & family they've priority lane lor... Suddenly a counter open up for check-in. Me n my boss rush 2 tat counter lor... Tot juz few minutes work... Den wen I pass my passport 2 d officer, he asked me wait awhile... Den he ask me 2 do biometric tingy with all my 10 fingers... After finished he ask me stand near d camera & took my picture... I tot, did I look like a TERRORIST... CHAUHAI... After tat he stil held me n ask me 2 wait 4 my passport (sm 2 my boss)... We wait for 2hrs, for him 2 passed our passport bk... Reali BIG FUCK to RIYADH...

Den our customer picked us up... We den wen 2 hv our dinner... Den I asked isit we r goin 2 hv "KAPSA(meat + steam rice)"? He said yes, den I'm quite interested with d local food cos nvr try b4 mah... So we reach 2 an ancient looking restaurant... Wen d dish was sent 2 us, my eyes oso BIG cos tat FUCKING KAPSA was so so huge... Den I push d food 2 my mouth lor cos eat using hand... After our meal we check-in hotel... Hotel quite ok(betta den nth)...

Den d next day breakfast den straight do business with boss... Their working hour from 9am-12pm & 5pm-9pm... 12pm-5pm (very hot, need 2 sleep n oso fucking)... Den our customers asked my boss wat 2 eat... My boss very 7 smart, he said "KAPSA" again... Tiu I'm reali upset with tat dish... Den after tat we continue our business at 5pm... At nite we hv "KAPSA" AGAIN... So tis is wat I hv for 5 days in RIYADH... 5 days of "KAPSA"... Reali wan 2 tiu my boss dy... I'd "KAPSA" till my hand oso tired...

And d ting tat I like most bout RIYADH is tat, my brother din wake up for 5 days wen I'm ter... Reali can control my blood not 2 flow 2 my kukujiau... I din even saw more den 50 chicks in tis 5 days trip...

I like 7 Riyadh very FAHAI 69 much... Long Live Riyadh... CHAUHAI

TIRING dayzzz...

Haiz, Tis few days I'm reali very 67 tired... Y? Moving out from my old pig stable to my new place... Loadz of stuffs 2 pack... Loadz of stuffs 2 buy... Loadz of stuffs 2 tink... No money 2 spend & now buy stuff till "PAUL GUY"... But all tis mess was tidy up by my GF(very 'wai dai')...

My fren Ms. CCY ady bought RM1000++ of household products (only 4 her own room)... 4 me I'll gone banana cos we'r juz renting tat place but she's lik ady bought d house... I juz spend not exceeding RM300... Reali lik comparing a mosquito & a cow...

After moving in my stuffs tat I brought frm my old stable, my GF & me of cos rearrange my stuffs lor... I knw tat she's very tired dy lor (10x MANDARLING)... But at nite I still kacau her (guy will be tinking of tat lor)...

So 2day is d last day 4 me 2 settle down all my shifting & tidying... I'll be tired cos played badminton yesterday nite n my GF back 2 hometown, so hv 2 settle all by myself... But 2 ALL MY FRENZ who is or are willing 2 help me plz call me... Dun tell me tat u guys dun hv my contact number (016-5156285)... After ur help dun forget 2 gimme d HouseWarmingPresent... Dun tink tat I forgot... Whoeva I knw tat din gimme present I'll jot down their name & curse 7 them...

~SaLaRy sUdAh MaRi~

Wat 2 do wen u gt ur salary?

1. Go retrieve money frm bank lor of cos...

2. Den without hesitation go eat good food lor...

3. After food only tink of debts...

4. Calculate d left out money, after clearing my debts...

5. Divide equally how much 2 spend each day...

6. Wen it comes 2 d end of month guarantee over budget...

7. Tied up my stomach lor...

8. Repeat d above steps evry month wen I gt my SALARY...

TIU lor lik tis... How 2 save $$$ oh? Pundek lar... Salary lik an ANT, Eat lik an ELEPHANT... Who oso die lor...

Reali tot of changing my car... Owiz tink of buying a house... Wan tis wan tat... $$$ oso din save stil 1 2 dream... 67 lor... I tink I need 2 change my occupation dy... My fren told me, if I stand in ChowKit area I can get RM30 one cucuk... If I stand near 2 "TIN SIONG YAN GAN", I can manage 2 get RM100 one time cucuk... I tink I betta cucuk other ppl 1st, b4 I gt cucuk...

Tis is how I'll look lik if I reali change my occupation in order 2 gt more MONEY... sigh!!!

TIU, no MOOD to WRITE blog...

Y, I'm not in d mood? Cos my GF's 'popo' went 2 another world... Tis is d place wer we can't travel 2 lor... Cos I heard it's quite far frm M'SIA & even much more further den d moon...

So juz wanna tell u guys tat I'm very boring wen SHE is not around... In addition my RM44.45 is finished b4 weekend... Luckily my parent said tat they'r cmg 2 KL 4 sm kinda seminar, so I can eat free lor... Reali 'sui jai' cos still need parent 2 treat me, eventhough I'm working... HAIZ... Find eat difficult mah...

On sunday, wen 2 view house, cos a fren of mine (CCY) is goin 2 rent with me... So we r happy with d house & paid RM100 4 d deposit (she's rich so she paid)... Will b moving in, on the 10th of JUNE 2009... So 2 all my frenz & pigdog frenz, u all can buy us sm new furnitures or home appliances as a gift 4 house warming lor... But we din do any buffet or wat lar... We'll appreciate wateva gift u guys present us... So 2 all engineers, doctors, lawyers & professionals FRENZ ur gift shud b much more xpensiv 2 those who work as clerks or whose salary wasn't as thick as ur's...

-THE END- No Mood!!!