The Prince Siddhartha Gautama Seon

The P.S.G.S.

Tis story is based on the life of Siddhartha Gautama Seon, around 24 CB (cibai) in M'sia... According 2 d legend, wen d Prince was born, he took 7 steps, n each step a pc of SHIT would drop & on d seventh step, he declared, "I'm uniquely honored 1 in tis world"...

"D child u bear 2day will grow 2 become a man. 2 choices, 1 decision is laid out in his hand... 1 will make him KingKong & d other will make him PORN... Should he choose, he'll come 2 b d Enfrightened One"... -- Prophet A.Shit

Prince SGS marries Princess Yasodhara Maytzy

Prince : Do u love me?
Princess : Will u eat my pancake?
Prince : I ask u 2 cook but I din say tat I will eat...
Princess : I eat 1 pc left 3 pcs, wait u... I eat 2nd pc left 2 pcs, wait u... I eat d 3rd pc left 1, wait u & stil don cm out... Den I eat by lil but u stil don cm out find 4gt it... I lau 7 u... TIULIAMA...
Prince : Sorry dear!!!
Princess : Ok but help me soak my stinky socks...
Prince : Machauhai ah... Haiz do lor...
Princess : My sneaker in d plastic not rubbish... Don throw away ah...
Prince : Wah tat F**KING smelly shoes... OMG
Princess : I washed d socks & some clothes... Ur toilet oso gt kencing smell... yuks...
Prince : Nt straight enuf lar I tembak... Come i bring u go eat...
Princess : Don 1 mahai-mahai 1 lar...
Prince : Nvm lar... Eat till u 4gt d pancake ting...
Princess : Sohai, u treat I eat lor...
Prince : Fuck lor end of month dy... Over budget dy... "Ja Dau"... CreditCard RM400++...
Princess : I wan 2 dance ah u don "fan" 7 me lar...
Prince : I go c ur show in Istana Budaya... Wah Dato' Siti Nurhaliza LIVE POSTER... I take photo with her... 2nite TFK lar gf dancing...



PRINCE SIDDHARTHA GAUTAMA SEON x MONKEY...