Ma Frenz in AcTiOn a-z...

To all my frenz... b4 u guys go tru d pics below, can u all promise me not 2 'HATE' me or 'BOYCOTT' me cos wat I'm tryimg to say is all from d bottom of my heart... As u all knw tat frenz shudn't CHEAT frenz...

1. April Wong Chooi Li

Ur d 1st one cos ur name starts with 'A' although in chinese starts with 'W', but no choice lor cos long time din c u so hv 2 say smting lor... Juz wondering y her armpit is so so CLEAN... Sorry shudn't say so much cos later kena 'SUE'... Ppl lawyer ler, later I'll be slap with letters den tiu lor... (sorry 'dai yan' i dun wana go 2 court)


2. Cheow Engchi

Yalar ur d 2nd 1 lar... Sm kind of aunty look + big bunny teeth + over dried hair = KAMPAR MARKET AH SOU... Isit she goes betta without her head?


3. Chin Sook Min

Tis gal owiz told me tat she's 'VIRGIN' lar tis lar tat lar... but wen other press on her BUTTON she seems so very high & laugh like mad crab (sohai)...


4. Chooi Ching Yi

Tis gal used 2 b a 'sork for'... She's a stewardess in MiddleEast... But with tis kinda look she reali gt tru d test ler (unblivable) blif it... She tried very very hard 2 complete wat she wish 2 do... Eg. (from d above pic u gt 2 c how hard she try 2 sip juice from tat straw until face oso change ah...)


5. Chong Huey Wuen

Get tis pic from her FB... Reali scares me ler... Cos it's a halloween party... She juz dressed up normally with sm thicker make up but it seems tat she looks reali lik a 'FEMALE CASPER'... Pundek ah reali scares me... Next time don lar...


6. Chong Pui Yee

Is she goin 2 kill by those Japanese soldier? Plz don kill her... She still haven produce her 'CHEWCHOW BABY'...


7. Chung Siau Yen

She look lik Sammi Cheng rite? I mean Xtra pound lar... Knw I'm reali scare tat sm1 will beat 7 me lor... But ters still few of them 4 me 2 tell d truth ler...


8. Ho Choi May

I try 2 tag her in FB bout d RUN LIGHT TINGY... Wah reali beh tahan ler... 2 guys out ter plz don TFK wen u c tis pic... (Pull flag dy lor)


9. Josephine Chan Wai Yan

I tink it's a very tiring trip 2 HK... Cos jojobing seems lik so exhausted in tis pic... But she 1 2 proof tat, although it's a very shiny & hot day, her ARMPIT din SWEAT at all... 4 those who hv wolves under their armpit plz gt advise from jojobing...


10. Leong Lai Wan

She change alot din she? From ... 2 ...! Guys knw it...


11. Loh Pick Wan

1 of my fren told me tat he was cheated by her... D story is lik tis " 1 day he was walking 2 n he saw her from d bk. In his mind he was tinking who's tat SEXY BABE. But wen she turn around, in his mind again he said 'mapundek, fahai, tiu & etc..."


12. Mah Weng Yip

Can u guys notice smting? Can u c d tail of a WOLF at his armpit? Don go near cos tat WOLF will bite ur nose... STING LIK HELL...


13. Neoh Yuen Woei

Can leave sm 2 us anot? U can gt alot in d future ler... Mr. Gyne... I tink he'll vomit wen he c 'ABALONE'... Fresh evryday...


14. Ng Choon Hong

Wen an engineer lose a pc of screw... Hand oso CACAT... So all my frenz, wen r we goin 2 slap 9 him?


15. Ng Foong Yeng

If she crawl out from d monitor screen I reali will let my puggies bite on her face... Tis 'JING JI' reali scares me...


16. Ng Kin Wah

D effect of 'ICE' & 'K FURN'... So pity, can sm1 feed him with APPETON weight gain?


17. Ng Wei Chong

He told me 'YUN NAM' oso can not save his hair... Den no choice lor cos his leg oso hairless... Chinese say tat is call 'PARK JARM KAI'... Don try 2 laugh at him cos he will cry, as evrybody knw tat he's 'HAU POH CHUNG'... CC, gt wat i mean?


18. Ng Weng Wai

Wah very beautiful wor... Very nice oso... Very UMPH... I mean d background lar not d person...

19. Phung Chee Seong

U c tis sohai... Owiz oso act cute wor... Gaylou stuff his finger in his shit eye, so he reacts tis way... Neoh stuff ur BATANG in his mouth...

20. Phung Lee Wah

2 all d flower RIP... Tis gal is doin a protest "KILL GREENS"...

21. Tan Khim Hoe

D cutest GAYLOU... Drunk lik hell... But his very 'TUCK 9 YI'... Can i ask JACKIE gv him a kiss?

22. Jackie wasn't here cos boring of writing her dy... Don 1 2 promote her anymore... But whoeva 1 2 slap her, critic her or wat so eva plz go ahead...

2 all my frenz who 1 2 smack 9 me plz let me knw so I can prepare...