How To Enter Rich Country...WTF!!!

I was told by my colleague tat I'm leaving 2 RIYADH soon (maybe lar)... So d HR told me 2 get all d requirements ready wor... So i read tru d requirement lor... Mahai ah so many words n more den 10 pages in A4 size... The following r all d fucking stuff they need 4 me 2 enter their country:-

GENERAL RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR VISA APPLICATION TO THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA

REQUIREMENTS & CHECK LIST
FOR BUSINESS VISIT VISA

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· Business visit visas are issued to professional applicants (e.g. technician, engineer, consultant, doctor etc.).
· The occupation/position must tally in all submitted documents.
· Female applicants must have a consent letter from their spouse/guardian which is endorsed by the Commissioner of Oaths, Malaysia.

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· Completed application form with (1) recent photograph attached.

· Photograph size (4cm x 6cm) with white background and the face presenting (60% to 70%) of the photograph.

· A valid passport not less than (6) months with a minimum of (2) blank pages side by side.

· Enter data and scan photograph at the website https://www.enjazit.com.sa. Printout the entire data to be presented to the Embassy.

· Visa approval from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Saudi Arabia.

· A copy of the education certificate which is consistent with the applied profession and endorsed by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Malaysia. Any certificates issued outside of Malaysia must be endorsed by the issuing country's embassy in Malaysia and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Malaysia.

· A service contract from both parties certified by any Saudi Chamber of Commerce.

· Two years of experience in the said profession.

· A letter from the applicant's employer who is based in Malaysia addressed to the Royal Embassy of Saudi Arabia in Kuala Lumpur and certified by any Malaysian Chamber of Commerce. This letter must contain the following details: Nature of business, applicant's name, nationality, passport no., position and purpose of visit.

· A copy of residence permit in Malaysia for non-Malaysian

· Visa fee:
- RM 200.00 (single entry).
- RM 500.00 (multiple entry).
- RM 400.00 (single entry, American passport holder).
- RM 700.00 (multiple entry, American passport holder).

Payment must be by BANK DRAFT and payable to:
ROYAL EMBASSY OF SAUDI ARABIA

Submission : 9.30 am – 12.00 noon
Collection : 2.30 pm – 3.30 pm
( Monday – Friday )

* I'm applying 4 d business trip with profession lar...

1. Hv 2 take new passport photo. Cos my previous is blue background... (ok lor folo lor cos their rich country mah...)

2. Den my visa hv 2 get approval from the Ministry of Foriegn Affairs of Saudi... (ok oso lar cos they're scare tat im d son of BUSH lar...)

3. Now they need my Certificate of Education meaning, my Degree Cert... (wah tis 1 I reali 'sor lurn jo') I go ter 4 business trip ler not 2 fuck d bitches ter...

4. Den now need offer letter from d company ter n gt approval from Saudi Chamber of Commerce... (very 'mah lurn farn')

5. Now they need me 2 yrs experience in related feild... (delleilowmei ah, i din go ter 4 work mah) My company pay 4 tis trip ler still need tis n tat...

6. Lastly they still 1 2 hv a letter of employment from my company & gt approval from both country... (wah like tis wat 4 i apply 4 business trip if they need letter of employment... maybe rich ppl tink less)

Total Charges for all documents:-
1. Parking = RM1.60
2. Toll = RM10.40
3. Commissioner of Oath Chops = RM24.00
4. Petrol = RM60.00
5. Passport photo = RM12.00
6. Cert Endorsement by Government = RM40.00

* TOTAL = RM148 (claim company)

Total Time Needed:- 1 n half day (claim who...) CIBAI

* Tink 2s if u reali want 2 go 2 UAE... (Fuck waste all my energy only)