Drive-Tru (ATM)

Wat if our Government propose Drive-Tru ATM...

Plz folo d appropriate steps 4 ur gender:-

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up 2 d cash machine.
2. Put down ur car window.
3. Insert card in2 machine & enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required & withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash & receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up 2 cash machine.
2. Reverse & back up d required amount 2 align car window with d machine.
3. Set parking brake, put d window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on 2 passenger seat 2 locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone u will call them back & hang up.
6. Attempt 2 insert card in2 machine.
7. Open car door 2 allow easier access 2 machine due 2 its excessive distance from d car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card d right way.
10. Dig tru handbag 2 find diary with ur PIN written on d inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel & re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash & receipt.
16. Empty handbag again 2 locate wallet & place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register & place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive 4ward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back 2 cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder & place card in2 d slot provided.
23. Give dirty look 2 irate male driver waiting behind u.
24. Restart stalled engine & pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

HAIZ...