Poem & Poems...

Now d newest stuff is 2 create poems... I kinda 1 2 hv my own 2 but I'm not "WELL-EDU' so betta I do stupid paria POEMS... Suits me oso...

Here it goes:-

Amoi lu cantik,
Saya mau kongket,
Mari kita pigi ChowKit,
Saya kuat sikit,
Awak pon sakit...

Jiok hai ng jiok mud,
Tiu hai yong lok 7...

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
U suck me, den I fuck u...

No suck, No fun,
No fuck, No son...

Dai hoi mo leong,
Chun doi cheong cheong...

*Tats all folks...

This IS what I do WEN i'm FUCKING free...

Wen I'm so so fucking free in my office. Wen I don hv any inspiration 2 design, tis is wat I do... Owiz tot tat I'm as famous as them... Cos my name "ROGER", so it related 2 few of d superstars, frm sports, entertainment & even though a well-known (THEOLOGIAN) reali duno 'mud 7' is tat...

Followings r d CrossBreed of Roger(me) & few FAMOUS ROGERS'...

From sports we hv Mr. Roger Chaiderer!!!

C.B: Roger Federer x Roger Chai.

Specialty: Giving good SERVE & dangerous smack on ur ASS... Who 1 2 try sm of my SERVE plz leave comment...

From entertainment we hv Mr. Roger Moorechai!!!

C.B: Roger Moore x Roger Chai.

Specialty: A good shooter tat shoots CUM evrywer... Used 007 condoms... U 1 2 try sm of my ***?

The THEOLOGIAN Mr. Roger Williams Chai!!!

C.B: Roger Williams x Roger Chai.

Specialty: Very famous in writing & drawing PORN... I can draw life nude women drawing only, men plz pissed off... HAHA...

* Who say I'm not FAMOUS enuf? Although CrossBreed but I'm still as famous as d real 1...

The Prince Siddhartha Gautama Seon

The P.S.G.S.

Tis story is based on the life of Siddhartha Gautama Seon, around 24 CB (cibai) in M'sia... According 2 d legend, wen d Prince was born, he took 7 steps, n each step a pc of SHIT would drop & on d seventh step, he declared, "I'm uniquely honored 1 in tis world"...

"D child u bear 2day will grow 2 become a man. 2 choices, 1 decision is laid out in his hand... 1 will make him KingKong & d other will make him PORN... Should he choose, he'll come 2 b d Enfrightened One"... -- Prophet A.Shit

Prince SGS marries Princess Yasodhara Maytzy

Prince : Do u love me?
Princess : Will u eat my pancake?
Prince : I ask u 2 cook but I din say tat I will eat...
Princess : I eat 1 pc left 3 pcs, wait u... I eat 2nd pc left 2 pcs, wait u... I eat d 3rd pc left 1, wait u & stil don cm out... Den I eat by lil but u stil don cm out find 4gt it... I lau 7 u... TIULIAMA...
Prince : Sorry dear!!!
Princess : Ok but help me soak my stinky socks...
Prince : Machauhai ah... Haiz do lor...
Princess : My sneaker in d plastic not rubbish... Don throw away ah...
Prince : Wah tat F**KING smelly shoes... OMG
Princess : I washed d socks & some clothes... Ur toilet oso gt kencing smell... yuks...
Prince : Nt straight enuf lar I tembak... Come i bring u go eat...
Princess : Don 1 mahai-mahai 1 lar...
Prince : Nvm lar... Eat till u 4gt d pancake ting...
Princess : Sohai, u treat I eat lor...
Prince : Fuck lor end of month dy... Over budget dy... "Ja Dau"... CreditCard RM400++...
Princess : I wan 2 dance ah u don "fan" 7 me lar...
Prince : I go c ur show in Istana Budaya... Wah Dato' Siti Nurhaliza LIVE POSTER... I take photo with her... 2nite TFK lar gf dancing...



PRINCE SIDDHARTHA GAUTAMA SEON x MONKEY...

I was declared as BANKRUPTCY!!! 67 lor...

Yesterday I was declared as BANKRUPTCY by the (Sootan of Pearark, myself lar)...sohaiz... The month of May still left 7 days for me 2 survive mayb without food, tiu lor... I tink I'm goin 2 get MC so I can hunt 4 some food not for me but my darling... Cos I still can burn sm of my fats in order 2 stay alive...

D pictures below tell u d whole story :-

Tis r d money tat I left for d whole week... CIBAI tis time eat sand lor... RM44.45, number oso (SAY SUP SAY KAU SAY SUP NG LUI)... Reali DIEHARD, COCK oso HARD...

Bank oso no savings... Tiu lor, big big tiu lor... ATM cards alot lik fucking rich but each of them not more den RM5... I tink betta close all of them lar... (Buat Malu Saje)...

Yesterday go 2 money lender (Along) they said tat I'm 'Yeong Sui', so very sorry can not lend u money... TIU LOR...

Tis is very TIU TIU TIU... Gimme prob only... Next month gaji all potong lor...

Calculation :

Credit Card = RM1K++

Rent = RM300

Petrol = RM300

Electric = RM FREE

Water = RM30

Internet = RM30

Household = RM100

Insurance = RM100

TOTAL : RM2K++

Salary = RM2K++

*GRAND TOTAL = -RM++ (saya lari)

2 my Best Frenz out ter (duno gt anot) kindly donate a lil sum 2 my banks account (don tell me u don hv tis or tat bank cos i hv 6 banks account) in order 4 me 2 survive tis month... Very much appreciate upon ur donation (will not payback).... Minimum donation RM10 in order 4 me 2 retrieve cash from ATM... 10x!!!

* So PLZ HELP tis lil BANKRUPTCY...

LOG with some RINGS

I receive tis pictures from my fren... I'm reali curious, y on earth do tis ppl 1 2 pierce their cock? Reali "WAH LAN SAI TAO". I tink bcos their KUKUJIAU wasn't strong or hard enuf wen they wanan screw sm1... So they add sm metal pcs & wen they F**K ters more pleasure or juz pressure... Haiz...

Wah tis 1 reali a LANJIAU... CiBai...

Tis 1 stil ok lor, lik Hari Wesak mah... Nice n good job...

His KUKUJIAU is in front & his testicals bcm long... SOHAI!!!

Tis 1 lik elephant with some horns or much more similar 2 a wild boar... PUNDEK!

Tis is d worm 4 fishing bait... So cute... Oh fishy fishy cm eat ma lil dickhead worm...

MORAL: Wen we have a Good Cock but we din use it in a proper way den we'r known as Useless Cock or got Cock duno how 2 use it... (Mo Lan Yong & Yau Lan Ng Sik Yong)

My "GF" Lau Me Ady...

Ok, b4 i start 2 say anyting i juz 1 2 say plz dun 'lau' anymore & I'm sorry lar ok... Y she angry me? The followings r d reason :-

1. She's jealous wen I'm with other gal, juz 1 gal but ters another guy. So add 2gthr 2 guys & 1 gal... Sm more tat gal is very very paria lar & not even a LENGLUI ler... If she's a gorgeous babe den jealous ok lor... Let me tell u tat gal is reali out lar...
1.1. Darling, no other gal can replace u in my heart... Cos u'r d angel tat guides me 2 a brighter & happier moment... So no matter wat happen btwn us, ur still d only 1 tat i eva LOVE...


...i LOVE you...

Have U Guys Try My Curry Laksa B4?

Is tis my article? Rich & creamy curry laksa... (Ah Teik's)


Me, myself oso duno tat I did curry laksa b4... But all r invited 2 AH TEIK'S CURRY LAKSA STALL... Duno wer lar... Find urself in The Star newspaper, date: 17 MAY 2009, duno wat section... Now I'm a famous hawker, instead a lousy designer... HAHAHA!!!

Don try Jackie GKH wat 67 promotion, try mine lagi sedap...

Is this the apple that EVE ate?

Is tis d real apple tat EVE ate?


Wen natures gone wrong...(dickapple or applenis)



EVE eat it or lick it? Will tis DICKAPPLE erect?



I tink EVE even suck it... Blowjob? Waw!!!

Ok if EVE ate tat apple, so will ADAM be eating tis?


Fresh juicy ABALONE+PUSSY = PUSSYLONE

* If it's real plz contact me...

Drive-Tru (ATM)

Wat if our Government propose Drive-Tru ATM...

Plz folo d appropriate steps 4 ur gender:-

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up 2 d cash machine.
2. Put down ur car window.
3. Insert card in2 machine & enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required & withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash & receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up 2 cash machine.
2. Reverse & back up d required amount 2 align car window with d machine.
3. Set parking brake, put d window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on 2 passenger seat 2 locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone u will call them back & hang up.
6. Attempt 2 insert card in2 machine.
7. Open car door 2 allow easier access 2 machine due 2 its excessive distance from d car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card d right way.
10. Dig tru handbag 2 find diary with ur PIN written on d inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel & re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash & receipt.
16. Empty handbag again 2 locate wallet & place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register & place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive 4ward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back 2 cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder & place card in2 d slot provided.
23. Give dirty look 2 irate male driver waiting behind u.
24. Restart stalled engine & pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

HAIZ...

tO aLL wHo hAtEs Me!!!

In tis blog i will juz put in my pic... So whoeva wana write or even talk bad bout me... PLZ LEAVE COMMENT...


Tis is d only pic I hv rite now... So juz go ahead & rite wat u guys 1...

Ma Frenz in AcTiOn a-z...

To all my frenz... b4 u guys go tru d pics below, can u all promise me not 2 'HATE' me or 'BOYCOTT' me cos wat I'm tryimg to say is all from d bottom of my heart... As u all knw tat frenz shudn't CHEAT frenz...

1. April Wong Chooi Li

Ur d 1st one cos ur name starts with 'A' although in chinese starts with 'W', but no choice lor cos long time din c u so hv 2 say smting lor... Juz wondering y her armpit is so so CLEAN... Sorry shudn't say so much cos later kena 'SUE'... Ppl lawyer ler, later I'll be slap with letters den tiu lor... (sorry 'dai yan' i dun wana go 2 court)


2. Cheow Engchi

Yalar ur d 2nd 1 lar... Sm kind of aunty look + big bunny teeth + over dried hair = KAMPAR MARKET AH SOU... Isit she goes betta without her head?


3. Chin Sook Min

Tis gal owiz told me tat she's 'VIRGIN' lar tis lar tat lar... but wen other press on her BUTTON she seems so very high & laugh like mad crab (sohai)...


4. Chooi Ching Yi

Tis gal used 2 b a 'sork for'... She's a stewardess in MiddleEast... But with tis kinda look she reali gt tru d test ler (unblivable) blif it... She tried very very hard 2 complete wat she wish 2 do... Eg. (from d above pic u gt 2 c how hard she try 2 sip juice from tat straw until face oso change ah...)


5. Chong Huey Wuen

Get tis pic from her FB... Reali scares me ler... Cos it's a halloween party... She juz dressed up normally with sm thicker make up but it seems tat she looks reali lik a 'FEMALE CASPER'... Pundek ah reali scares me... Next time don lar...


6. Chong Pui Yee

Is she goin 2 kill by those Japanese soldier? Plz don kill her... She still haven produce her 'CHEWCHOW BABY'...


7. Chung Siau Yen

She look lik Sammi Cheng rite? I mean Xtra pound lar... Knw I'm reali scare tat sm1 will beat 7 me lor... But ters still few of them 4 me 2 tell d truth ler...


8. Ho Choi May

I try 2 tag her in FB bout d RUN LIGHT TINGY... Wah reali beh tahan ler... 2 guys out ter plz don TFK wen u c tis pic... (Pull flag dy lor)


9. Josephine Chan Wai Yan

I tink it's a very tiring trip 2 HK... Cos jojobing seems lik so exhausted in tis pic... But she 1 2 proof tat, although it's a very shiny & hot day, her ARMPIT din SWEAT at all... 4 those who hv wolves under their armpit plz gt advise from jojobing...


10. Leong Lai Wan

She change alot din she? From ... 2 ...! Guys knw it...


11. Loh Pick Wan

1 of my fren told me tat he was cheated by her... D story is lik tis " 1 day he was walking 2 n he saw her from d bk. In his mind he was tinking who's tat SEXY BABE. But wen she turn around, in his mind again he said 'mapundek, fahai, tiu & etc..."


12. Mah Weng Yip

Can u guys notice smting? Can u c d tail of a WOLF at his armpit? Don go near cos tat WOLF will bite ur nose... STING LIK HELL...


13. Neoh Yuen Woei

Can leave sm 2 us anot? U can gt alot in d future ler... Mr. Gyne... I tink he'll vomit wen he c 'ABALONE'... Fresh evryday...


14. Ng Choon Hong

Wen an engineer lose a pc of screw... Hand oso CACAT... So all my frenz, wen r we goin 2 slap 9 him?


15. Ng Foong Yeng

If she crawl out from d monitor screen I reali will let my puggies bite on her face... Tis 'JING JI' reali scares me...


16. Ng Kin Wah

D effect of 'ICE' & 'K FURN'... So pity, can sm1 feed him with APPETON weight gain?


17. Ng Wei Chong

He told me 'YUN NAM' oso can not save his hair... Den no choice lor cos his leg oso hairless... Chinese say tat is call 'PARK JARM KAI'... Don try 2 laugh at him cos he will cry, as evrybody knw tat he's 'HAU POH CHUNG'... CC, gt wat i mean?


18. Ng Weng Wai

Wah very beautiful wor... Very nice oso... Very UMPH... I mean d background lar not d person...

19. Phung Chee Seong

U c tis sohai... Owiz oso act cute wor... Gaylou stuff his finger in his shit eye, so he reacts tis way... Neoh stuff ur BATANG in his mouth...

20. Phung Lee Wah

2 all d flower RIP... Tis gal is doin a protest "KILL GREENS"...

21. Tan Khim Hoe

D cutest GAYLOU... Drunk lik hell... But his very 'TUCK 9 YI'... Can i ask JACKIE gv him a kiss?

22. Jackie wasn't here cos boring of writing her dy... Don 1 2 promote her anymore... But whoeva 1 2 slap her, critic her or wat so eva plz go ahead...

2 all my frenz who 1 2 smack 9 me plz let me knw so I can prepare...

My MIFF 2009 Designs!!!

It's been a tiring & buzy 1st quarter of tis year... Designing furnitures for exhibiting in the Malaysia International Furniture Fair 2009 like wat i did 4 d past year (2008)... But tis year was totally different wer I hv 2 handle all d exhibits by myself, from designing-finishing-QC-naming-photoshooting-catalogue-M3 calculation-etc...

Futhermore, hv 2 get all d exhibits ready 1 month b4 d fair which was on d 3th - 7th March 2009... The 1 month is for me 2 pack all deco items 2 be display in my booth... Wen all d stuff was ready it'll be loaded in 4 different lorries cos my company (LAN 7 SI ah) exhibiting 4 booths...
1. KAEY - Lasting Classic
2. TITOV - Contemporary Lifestyle
3. DECORTAGE - Modern Classic
4. MOBILI - Modern China Products

I'm incharge of d classic booth which is KAEY... 4 tis year I'd done 7 designs & 6 of them were exhibited... Tis year abit proud lor cos at last all of my design BOLEH show wor... (JALAN OSO ADE ANGIN LOR)

There's alot of progress & process 4 d last week b4 d fair starts... Doing exhibits layout plan-set up booth-move in exhibits-decor8 exhibits-clean up exhibits-ready for d FAIR... I'm reali fucking exhausted lar cos FUCKING mah... But reali enjoying wat i did 4 all tis while...

So the following r my collections:-


This is my BOOTH...

The promoter meaning d 2 chicks standing at d entrace reali yuks & sucks, lik chinese food (lowsai joo par farn 1 gor + dor 1 fai joo par...)



The everbest selling ALADIN (a very huge & solid bed, so u can perform ur bedstyle kungfu & SM like handcuffing 2 d post)
-inspire by zeBRA...



2nd best selling was tis single bed named ARRECY (2 perform 3some or gangbang or bang d wall)
-inspire by Mosquito Coil & Seashell...

The ancient seller KOLLUM (tis 1 u can scrub ur 'SpringPocket' on those rough surfaces if urs is dirty lar)

-inspire by d ancient Egypt design...

The classical LAROCHE (tis bed u just can sleep n do normal exercises lar)

-inspire by R&C (research & copy) hehe...but its a combination from few design...

The modern classic straight cuts LORIENT (if u reali lik boobs & can't live without them u shud buy tis cos u c urself lor... jar doe jar em sai... don try 2 lick them lar)

-inspire by BOOBIES... blif it

The luxurious classic ROYALE (wah tis 1 'ging' lor... u can even sleep with an elephant... sleep enuf lar don s***w lar)

-inspire by Grand Gateway...

The looser SURYA (boo...boo...bookimak)

-inspire by marketing lor... ask me 2 do smting out frm SUNFLOWER... I ask y not rose or 'kuk fa' can make 'leong sui'... Now stone lor SUNFOLWER no seeds sm more... U c tat 4 post, i oso duno wats d function... maybe 4 masturbation or SULA lar...

After all tis tiring stuffs ended, I tot tat maybe will gt bonus, commission or increment lor... MAHAI ah not even a pc of dust from my company... FUCK FUCK FUCK... so whose interested HIRING me plz PM or LEAVE COMMENT...