Friday, September 11, 2009

Why students get 21As?

How to explain the fact that students are much more smarter or clever recently, compare to ours' grandfathers era?

Are students reali do getting smarter? Or the question getting much more easier?

Let put things in proper perspective... During our grandfather's era, they would ask exam question like:-


"In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Malacca?"...
And the answer would be "1402"...

At that time only small percentage of student passed...

Den my father's era they change the way for a question to:-
"In what year Parameswara founded Malacca?"...
And the answer:-
a) 1480
b) 1500
c) 1402
d) 1502
e) 1408
Pls tick the correct answer...

Later then, the authorities change a different tactic so students get betta results...

So the question, "Parameswara founded Malacca in 1402"... TRUE or FALSE?...
Found out that 50% of students passed... Like playing "Who wants to be a millionaire"...

But the authorities weren't happy enuf, so the cracked their FUCKING heads and came out with this one:-

"Parameswara, the cousin of ProtonIswara, founded Malacca in the year of 1402"
(underline who founded Malacca)

Wah this time 65% students passed lor... But for the same reason the authorities still not contented... So last year they came out with this multi-million dollar question:-


"One day in the year of 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Malacca. Then he went out for dinner cuz walked for a long distance. So what did he eat?...
10% handed in blank paper
60% answered MEE MAGGI
10% go for KFC
20% wrote NASI LEMAK
The rite answer was anything concerning FOOD of cuz...

So the authorities were all so happy, they booked a room in "Tin Seong Yan Gan" ...


What brilliant students we have HERE... Well done BOLEHland...

*Perhaps, this is why we have a host of students with an impressive string of 'As'...

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