What A Boring Day...

Today is d most boring day for me cos I reali dun hv d mood to work at all... After a morning meeting from 9.30am till 10.00am, I went out & drive reali slowly to Kampung Baru Subang for choosing cushion stuff... After tat I drive very very slowly cos nvr tot of going back to my company as I ady tot of resigning... From 10.30am I start my journey to Kampung Baru Subang & reach my company around 12.00pm... Normally it only take 45mins... Haiz...

Once I reached my company I'm reali down & lost direction cos I'm reali reali very very FUCKING upset with tis PAULGUY company... Den I wen back to my office... Once I sit down I start my games session (online free games)... Wat to do??? While playing, I'm counting d time of lunch... Once d DEAD BATTERY bell rang I called up my colleague for lunch... After lunch I wen to my x-head new office, just to browse around...

Den it's time to back to company again... Haiz reali upset... From 1:30pm, I start counting d time to end work... FUCK, time reali passes so FUCKING slow... WTF!!! While facing my monitor screen, I fall asleep (tis is not d 1st time, since d RM100 incident)... After awake I start my game session again till I'm FUCKED UP & start blogging... Den I suddenly found tis wen I'm looking around d net...

Taxi driver : Hi, mane mau pigi?

Passenger : Jalan Puki Mak Ulah...

Taxi driver : Wey, kite org M'sia (budi bahasa budaya kita).

Passenger : Itu jalan memang ini name mah...

Taxi driver : Lanjiau U lar, mau kasi saya hantam lu ah?

Passenger : Pundek lar, saya cakap betui mia...

Taxi driver : Itu jalan lu bapak kasi nama kah?

Passenger : Cibai lu, bapak tarak main ah!

Taxi driver : Ini macam main lu mak lar...

Passenger : Mahai lu, mak saya pelacur lu pon mau kah?

Taxi driver : Apa macam kira?

Passenger : Lu mau main berapa kali?

Taxi driver : Satu kali berapa?

Passenger : RM45 lar...

Taxi driver : Package ala?

Passenger : 3 jiam RM300... Apa macam?

Taxi driver : Mak lu syiok main kah?

Passenger : Lu mia besar kah?

Taxi driver : Lu mau? boleh kasi test sikit...

Passenger : Ok saya kasi test... Nanti lu bawak saya balik lumah flee lar...

Taxi driver : Ini macam manyak ciantik lor...

(Passenger undressing, Taxi driver oso undressing)

Taxi driver : Tiu cepat lar...

(Once d Passenger take off the pants a longstick pop out)

Taxi driver : Wah pukimak ulah, apa lanjiau...

Passenger : Saya ade lagi satu lubang... Lu apa takut...

Taxi driver : Pundek lu, nanti lanjiau busuk...

Passenger : Saya hari-hari kasi gosok mia...

Taxi driver : Lu guna apa gosok?

Passenger : Ajax Fabuloso 99% Anti-bacterial...

Taxi driver : Ok lar... Oosh Ahh Oosh...

Passenger : Lu punya lanjiau sudah masuk kah?

Taxi driver : Yala...

Passenger : Ah ah ah... Lu kasi saya magazine bolehkah? Tarak rasa...

Taxi driver : Oosh sudah mali lor...

Passenger : Ok cun, cepat bawak sy balik lumah...

(Den they speed off, reached home)...

Passenger : Ok sikalang lu mau kasi saya RM300

Taxi driver : Apa sai?

Passenger : Sudah 3 jiam saya sama lu, jadi lu mau kasi lar... Saya mak ayam mah...

Taxi driver: Pundek, pukimak, lanjiau, cibai, bohsia... Apa lanjiau pon keluar...

(Taxi driver was force to pay cos few muscular guys waiting outside of his cab)

* Lesson : No free sex service in tis recession era...

* Chinese lesson : "Mo Gum Dai Chek Kap La Chui Kai Til"...