Thursday, October 1, 2009

Miss S'pore Ris Low Is Very Low

First of all congrats to Ris Low as the winner of Miss S'pore 2009... But now her title no more ady lor, cuz she take somebody credit card and swiped swiped swiped for jewelleries, lingirie and etc... She is now the most talked beauty pageant in the world I tink becuz of her diction (ENGLISH) and she's from S'pore... I reali dun understand lor, y S'porean can't say good english...

Let us browse tru some of her glory moment, for her as memories:-


The nite she was crowned MISS S'PORE 2009...

My critics:-
1. Ok lor not very bad lar.
2. Mouth so big, blow*** good.
3. Her teeth, yucks... Go see dentist lar b4 entering this pageant.
4. Poor english command.
5. Materialistic (S'porean mah)...
6. No brain.


Catwalking I tink... Tis pict ok lor... Not very bad lar... But I reali dun understand wat english she's talking...

Example:-
1. She's studying, erm... Dipromah in Hospilataly and Management.
2. Money or Power? She chosed MONEY, cuz MONEY can buy power. Thank u.
3. Ya I like safari u know, I like South Africa... U know leopard prints, zeBRA prints, u know... Tis neutral colors can wear with khaki... erm khaki green or or gray... U know...
4. Ya I wear a bigini so I look sexy, loud and and ah ah BOOM u know... I go shout Ochard Road...


I can tell u tis is the worst nitemare... With tis kind of face, a Miss S'pore was crowned... Reali wana vomit... She look like just normal seafood (LALA) in Sg. Wang...

In conclusion:-
* Poor English
* Poor Features
* Poor Teeth Structure
* Poor Judges
* Poor S'poreans
* Pity to The Pageant World...

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