I'm Fucking Annoyed With TM (FUCK)

It's been days my office internet wasn't working... So I called my HR department to settle it... But TM said that a person should sit in front of the computer and modem so that they could know what is the main problem... So today I called up TM lar... Dial 100 of cause... Then select language and then select 'BANTUAN TECHNICAL'... It will straight lead you to helpline or help center... Okay the conversation is like below:-

Me: Hello (politely)

TMcibaikia: Ya, ada pepe saya boleh bantu?

Me: Ya, encik. Internet saya tak work.

TMcibaikia: Pe masalah?

Me: Saya pun tak pasti ler. Saya dah upah pakar computer untuk fixkannya tapi dia kata ni problem dengan TM.

TMcibaikia: Ok encik pe user name tuk streamyx ini?

Me: XXXX

TMcibaikia: Ok, pe nama yang digunakan tuk register line ni?

Me: XXXX

TMcibaikia: Ok. Boleh tak encik bagi nama dan nombor hp encik?

Me: Ok, Mr. Chai dan nombor hp xxxx. Jadi boleh tak TM hantar orang tuk fixkan line ni?

TMcibaikia: Boleh tapi kita nak tau pekah puncanya sebab kita nak buat report baru kita boleh hantar technician ke sana.

Me: Ok

TMcibaikia: Adakah encik berada di depan PC & modem?

Me: Sorry jarak modem dengan PC agak jauh. Tak boleh ke TM hantar orang datang kesini tuk fixkan problem ni?

TMcibaikia: Boleh encik, tapi saya nak kenal pasti masalahnya dulu sebelum saya hantar orang ke sana.

Me: Oh ok. Pe saya patut buat?

TMcibaikia: Oh, ok. Boleh tak encik beritahu saya agar lampu DSL kat modem tu bernyala?

Me: Ya.

TMcibaikia: Ok, boleh offkan modem tu dan on balik dalam masa 15saat.

Me: Ok dah on dah. (after 15sec lar)

TMcibaikia: Ok boleh tak encik ke PC encik?

Me: Kenapa kamu tak boleh hantar orang ke sini tuk fixkan problem ni? Saya takde masa tuk buat semua ni ok? Lagi pun it's still under warranty ok? Kalau saya tau buat kamu pun takya kerje lar. Pekah fungsi customers service TM? Takkan seluruh M'sia ni de 1000 orang yang kerja tuk TM saje. Bukan saya nak maran tau, tapi kalau saya yang siapkan semua ni. Saya takya buat kerja saya ler.

TMcibaikia: Saya tau encik...

Me: Kamu tau pe? Customers servis camni pun boleh ke? Kita bayar tuk fixkan sendiri ke? Under warranty tuk modem saja lar... Service takde ke? Bisnes camni ke?

TMcibaikia: Bukan cik...

Me: Then pe masalahnya

TMcibaikia: Kita nak buat report dulu.

Me: Saya dah beritahu masalahnya. Ok cukup, cakap pe saya nak buat sekarang.

TMcibaikia: Ok cik ke PC cik dulu, then click kat start menu button, pastu klik run, pastu...

(SET THIS KEY IN THAT, MOTHER FUCKER. IF I'M THE ONE WHOSE SITTING DOWN HERE AND FIXING OUT THE PROBLEM THEN WHAT FOR TM BUILD UP THE CUSTOMERS SERVICE DEPARTMENT? I KNOW TODAY IS FRIDAY... BUT I'M THE SITTING HERE TO SET THIS & THAT... REALLY FUCKED UP... CIBAI...)

While I keep on following what he asked me to do, the line engaged in sudden... Wah, I'm really FUCKING FIRED UP... Really FUCKING FUCK TM... After all the internet still not working anyway... I'm the who had to sit in front of my PC for almost half an hour to key in this and that... MACHAUHAI, like this what do the TM technician do? PPJ... Paid for streamyx to fix the problem by ourself... GO LET PPL FUCK lar...

* THE BEST PART, AFTER THE LINE ENGAGED TM DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO CALL ME BACK AND HE DID ASKED FOR MY HP NO. EARLIER... THIS IS WHAT TM CUSTOMERS SERVICE CAN PROVIDE US...

Cheaper Protons' In Rich Country

1MALAYSIA... 1MALAYSIA...

Why Malaysians were treated in this way? Why national cars were much more cheaper in others' country then our own MALAYSIA? Why why why?... Below are the prices for PROTON cars in $AUDI ARABIA... And their reasonable prices...


See carefully the prices of PROTONS...

Why is the price for Proton in Malaysia, way dearer compare to $audi Arabia? Isn't that our NATIONAL car? Why do Arabians given the priority? Do we Malaysians, DUMB or STUPID?

1 Saudi Riyal = RM0.94/0.95

So the price for a:
1) Gen 2 = RM32K++
2) Persona = RM34K++
3) Waja = RM35K++

1 MALAYSIA paid for RM65K++ for a WAJA... Meaning nation paid RM32K++ dearer...OH DEAR!!!

So this is where all our hard own "BLOOD" & "SWEAT" flows to...

'SATU MALAYSIA'

FUGLY SATU MALAYSIA!!!

"SATU MALAYSIA" with it's slogan "RAKYAT DIUTAMAKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN... But for me, the meaning of "SATU MALAYSIA" is unity and harmony... I do really hope that mine or ours' country MALAYSIA will be a leading country to others in uniting the nations'... But all ended up with a very upset news recently, where some of the citizens did a "FUGLY EMBARASSING" act... These incidents of violence, or any threatening act motivated by religious, social, or political differences, are a threat to our harmony and stability... Malaysians are shocked by these actions... Eg. (burning churches, breaking cars, threatening own nation, etc...) When will all this stop?... Why FUGLY MALAYSIAN?


"BURNING CHURCH" = violence


"BREAKING CARS" = violence


"THREATENING" = violence

Let us all violence together... "SATU FUGLY MALAYSIA"...

Famous Quote For 2010

One Two take off my BRA...
Three Four I ja yat ja...
Five Six play my stick...
Seven Eight you make it straight...
Nine Ten a big NENNEN...

HAIRPEE NIU EAR 2010!!!

Saya Stop Blogging...

Labu 21-10-2009, Kg. Balu Sg. Buloh: Sayia sudah stop blogging sebab MIFF 2010 sudah manyak dekat mah... So ah sayia sikalang manyak de sibok lar... Talak masa mau blog blog lar... Tapi sayia stop dali ini (Lua Pulu Satu Oktober 2009) sampai itu (end of itu Mac 2010 lar)... Jiadi sayia mau ciakap soli kasi sumua tau lar... Halap sumua olang ala tau ah... Bai bai...

Sayia Kalam Sink Wolia...

~ Diwali @ Deepavali ~

DIWALI or Deepavali, meaning a row of lamps... A significant festival in Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism & Jainism, and it's an official holiday in INDIA but not in MALAYSIA (tell u later why)...

These religions celebr8 DIWALI as the Festival of Lights. They light diyas = cotton string wicks inserted in small clay pots filled with oil, to signify victory of good over the evil within an individual (from wiki)... Like below:-

This is known as "DIYAS"... Rmber!!!

But for me DIWALI is all about lights, dance, kolam, muruku, curry, and get DRUNK... In this post I wanna wish all my Hindus frens HAPPY DIWALI especially Jackie cuz she's mixed of Indian & Chinese... She can celeb8 both DIWALI & CNY...

Below is wat u could see during DIWALI...

This is wat a KOLAM look like... Not kolam ikan or kolam renang ok? This KOLAM is only filled with beans... No ikan...

I duno wat they call this dance lar... Wat I knew it is Indian dance... JACQUELINE no worries ur now much more cute den her... MAHAI, u see her eyes... Like my dog ler (PUG)...

And last but not least, CURRY... It's a must lor (Indian mah)...

* AND NOT FORGOTTEN, DO YOU KNOW WHY DIWALI WASN'T AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY IN MALAYSIA? BECAUSE I'M WORKING TODAY... YAYA, TO ALL MY FRIENDS PLEASE LOL LAR...

1* Crash Test for Proton Jumbuck aka Arena... GOOD M'sia Product

PROTON JUMBUCK, has become the hot news in Australia after scored a dismal 1-Star rating in the latest round of ANCAP crash testing... Below is the word from that news, "Cheap ute from Malaysia has been found to be the most dangerous vehicle in Australian road"...

Below are the picture of crash test done by ANCAP on Proton Jumbuck and 2 China cars:-


This is Proton Jumbuck... Once u involved in accident, u just nid to call 'BLACK CAR', instead of ambulance... Must Die No Life...


This is China car, Great Wall V240... At least the driver still can do his WILL...


And last but not least, a China car oso... A SA220, quite a tough car oso lor altho it's CHINA MADE...


This is the result of the crash by ANCAP...

About ANCAP...

- The Australasian New Car Assessment Program (ANCAP) gives consumers consistent information on the level of occupant protection provided by vehicles in serious front and side crashes.

- The program is supported by Australian and New Zealand automobile clubs, the States government road and transport authorities of NSW, Victoria, South Australia, Queensland, Tasmania, Western Australia, the New Zealand Government, the Victorian TAC, NRMA Insurance and the FIA Foundation.

- ANCAP uses 4 internationally recognized crash tests; offset frontal, side impact, pedestrian and pole impact test.

- Crash tests are undertaken by independent specialist crash test laboratories.In all tests crash test dummies are used to facilitate the scientific measurement of the various forces in the crash test. The data gathered is then assessed, using internationally recognized protocols, and scores are determined for various parts of the crash test.

- The overall score is then translated into a star rating, between 1 to 5 stars. The higher scores are awarded more stars.

MALAYSIA BOLEH... BOLEH B***H...

O.T King + Best Staff = Me?

This month I'm going to get the BEST STAFF award... And O.T for this month oso 99... All started like this... A very fine monday morning, and suddenly boss called me... Telling me tat our BIG customer is here and asked me to get ready with all my designs on the next day for new order... So of cuz I need to sketch alot lor... So the next day arrive (tuesday lar)...

From 9am in the morning I wait... wait... and wait... untill 8:30pm at nite only boss called me go out with them for a dinner den only discuss... After a great Arabian meal (but I order fish & chips)... in StarHill Gallery, we den headed to a cafe area in StarHill Gallery to discuss bout ours' design... Talk, discuss, talk, discuss and keep on going untill 12.40am... Den boss and me oso back factory lor... Reached factory around 1am... Of cuz I scanned card lor b4 back home...

The next day (wednesday lar, cuz wednesday comes after tuesday...) oso do the same thing... Untill 1am ++... Reached factory almost 2am... Dun forget to scanned card... Wen I'm driving back home, I feel like wana vomit... Reali duno y ler... Maybe dinner or maybe "THAT"... Reached home of cuz bath lor, and vomit oso... Very SUN FOO... But some funny conversation moment happen while we're enjoying coffee... Between Customer, Boss and Me which goes like this :-

You know Mr. Chai (but he pronounce Mr. Shy...), my father he likes his character... You know what is character?

Ah???

Roger tell him what is character...

Eh... "Yan Kak", "Thai Doe" and etc...

I know, I know... Boss replied the customer...

So the next day after wednesday is thursday lar... The BIG customer back to their homeland Riyadh (the place that haunted me for a week)... Boss said around December, will be going ter again... Oh YA ALLAH...

Miss S'pore Ris Low Is Very Low

First of all congrats to Ris Low as the winner of Miss S'pore 2009... But now her title no more ady lor, cuz she take somebody credit card and swiped swiped swiped for jewelleries, lingirie and etc... She is now the most talked beauty pageant in the world I tink becuz of her diction (ENGLISH) and she's from S'pore... I reali dun understand lor, y S'porean can't say good english...

Let us browse tru some of her glory moment, for her as memories:-


The nite she was crowned MISS S'PORE 2009...

My critics:-
1. Ok lor not very bad lar.
2. Mouth so big, blow*** good.
3. Her teeth, yucks... Go see dentist lar b4 entering this pageant.
4. Poor english command.
5. Materialistic (S'porean mah)...
6. No brain.


Catwalking I tink... Tis pict ok lor... Not very bad lar... But I reali dun understand wat english she's talking...

Example:-
1. She's studying, erm... Dipromah in Hospilataly and Management.
2. Money or Power? She chosed MONEY, cuz MONEY can buy power. Thank u.
3. Ya I like safari u know, I like South Africa... U know leopard prints, zeBRA prints, u know... Tis neutral colors can wear with khaki... erm khaki green or or gray... U know...
4. Ya I wear a bigini so I look sexy, loud and and ah ah BOOM u know... I go shout Ochard Road...


I can tell u tis is the worst nitemare... With tis kind of face, a Miss S'pore was crowned... Reali wana vomit... She look like just normal seafood (LALA) in Sg. Wang...

In conclusion:-
* Poor English
* Poor Features
* Poor Teeth Structure
* Poor Judges
* Poor S'poreans
* Pity to The Pageant World...

Where Got Ghost? preview...

Last nite my darling and me nothing to do... So I decided to watch movie lor... At 1st tot of watching G-Force but reached E-Curve at 9pm and seats for G-Force left afew... And made up my mind to watch Where Got Ghost?


This movie was directed by Jack Neo (a feyhai from S'pore)... It's a movie with 3 different stories... But each of them ended with a moral... Wat a LUNG and so-called educated movie...

1) The 1st story is about "LAMOLOW" or taoist I think... They're greed of money... Even funeral ceremony for kids they did promotion package... Bcuz the head of this taoist wanna get rich in instant so he came out with an idea related to "4-D"... They take 20% commission from the winner who strikes the number tat they give... For more details, watch yourself...

This is the scene where their head ask them to buy fruits, but they 4got so they take the OLING from the dead...


The middle 1 is their head lor... With his famous qoute "I'm so genius, I so dunno y"... The fat guy with black shirt very LUNG...

2) 2nd story is about house in jungle... Bout soldiers start their journey in a jungle to find their end point with a map... This pair of soldier reali very de 7 LUNG... Reali very PUNDEK guy... This is the most funny story of 3...

This is the 2 "FeyHai"... They were lost in the jungle so the skinny 1 asked the fat 1 to take out the ting... Den the fat 1 told him it is a compass not the ting... So the skinny asked him isit d compass rosak... Den fatty told him tis wasn't spoilt cuz compass will owiz point to the NORTH same meaning with "Ji Nam Jum"... The skiiny said oh... Den skinny asked fatty wat is 'S'?... Fatty said 'S' is SOUTH lor... Den 'W' ler?... Fatty said ermm, oh WOMEN lor... Skinny said yaya, den 'E' is ELEPHANT lor... Sohai... Loadz more LUNG dialouges...


After they lost in the jungle they saw this more FATTY den fatty soldier... So they follow her back home as she provide them shelter cuz it's raining heavily... Den she ask them to tied her up to perform magic like David Footballfield... After the 2 SOHAI soldier were amaze bout wat FATTY did... They oso wanna try lor...



So FATTY tied them up... Both oso wan to be the tightest 1 so tat they are more GING lor... Who knows in the end they were murdered cuz the FATTY is finding replacement...


3) The 3rd is bout dead mother blessed their child for their life but not money...

This is the scene bout they're praying their mother who had passed away for a year... All of them are blessing for their business and wealth... This 3 are quite SOHAI oso... Mark Lee (skiiny 1) told her mum tat "Ask ur frenz up ter bless me to cuz ur rp ter for a year, for sure u knw many frenz lor"...



"Eh here got sell any bra? With mickey mouse design on it? Size I think large would be better..." Tis is wer the mother of him keeps bugging him at night until he BEHTAHAN... She wants him to get her, her mickey mouse bra... Very 7 FAI...

This is wer 3 brothers get their mum's "SUN JU PAI" back home cuz their mum blessed their life...

This is the 1st mandarin movie tat I watched in cinema and it is SUPERBLY HILARIOUS... My recommendation...

Rating 8.8/10... FUNNY...