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Today will be the 1st time ever in history tat the world will have the time of 12:34:56 and date of 7-8-09 meaning tat 12:34:56-7-8-9... And today the largest Ah Long cooperation sent me the statement... The CREDIT CARD statement... Reali great cos now only left RM414.44 cos yesterday spent RM17.10 & RM12.90 from total amount of RM444.44... Tis time I reali sixseven lor, cos reali very pokkai... I oso duno y it happens to me... I'm just a naive person who just owned a piece of CC, but oso over budget... Haiz...

The amount for my CC is RM1.2K++... Wat to do? Frens out ter who can borrow me money... Dun ask me to call THOSE number ya... In deep shit now... My Bday party will be next week some more... Haiz... If Kinwah, Seong, Maytzy, CCY and Amanda celebrating for me den u guys buy me food lor... The food are (rice 10kg, can food at least 10, biscuits 3tins, instant noodle 2cartons, snack 2cartons & etc...), if we are reali GOOD FRENS...

Everytime I close my eyes, I thank the lord that I've got you... And you've got me too... And everytime I think of it I pinch myself cos I don't believe it's tru... Tat some1 like me deepshit too... (verse from BABIFACE)

Or shud I go to do 'BIG TEA RICE'?... Credit Card + Ah Long = My Credit Long...

No money... What to do?

Haiz tis month is a very POKKAI month... Some more Bday... No money no cake lor, a piece of tart will do... Last month abit over budget ady... So tis month have to survive with only RM444.44 or less... Which equals to RM17.10 perday include petrol, 3 meals & groceries... 67 lor...

But no worries, cos I'd ady plan wat to do to survive...


I'd found some nice soft & juicy sand... So can eat lor... Very suitable oso ler...


If the temparature is hot den I can eat grass to cool myself down... Yummylicious...


In the dawn I can be a newspaper vendor, so tat I get more money... Hehe... Sorry to all 'gong-gong' & 'po-po' cos take over your business...

Tis will be a new place for me... Stil ok lar, at least there's shelter up there... So CCY, you stay alone lor... Cos no money for rental ady... You pay all lar...

Tis is my part time job oso... After end work at 6pm, you guys can see me in Dataran Sunway, Kota D'sara... From 7pm till 12am...

No money buy shoe, so the barefooted lor... The old 1, I sold away... Cos reali POKKAI...

Tis is my bathing area... The location is Sg. Buloh river... Nice & cool water... Very refreshing...

This is the only month that I'm this POKKAI,

Forcing myself to work more like a SOHAI,

My company got one FEAIHAI,

Makes me wanna fuck his mother FAHAI,

My Bday is after JULY,

So I invite my friends to my house to get HIGH,

All of them really very CHUNHAI,

Because there isn't food but only HAI,

If you guys don't mind then c'mon we get HIGHHIGH,

After that I'll kick you out and say BYEBYE,

At last but not least TIULEILOWMOGEHLANFAHAI,

ZIPPY WAIKATO...

Tis will be my blog of my MAN'S BEST FREN... My puggie... Bought tis puggie before CNY 09'... It's a male with 'KUKUJIAU' but no 'CHUNDOI'... Haiz... His MKA registered name was ZIPPY WAIKATO, but of cos I wont named him tat lar... I named him 'SAI LOW', stands for lil' brother... Bcos I used to have 2 puggies and 1 of them was staying in Kampar with my parents cos she's very noisy till I got complained by neighbour... Luckily my parent pampered tat hybrid puggie very much...

SAI LOW's characters are :-

1) cute as it was

2) timid as a chicken

3) chubby baby

4) innocent as a virgin

5) smart in begging for food

6) hungry all the time

7) kinda handicap in funny way

8) eagerness to make love

9) pee in a mandom style

10) make me happy owiz...

Below are some of his pic...

Tis is his 1st pic... Took it wen bought it... Can u see his STUPIAK eyes?

Tis is his sexiest pic of all... Yeah sexy babe... Slurp...

Tis is d time wen he grow up and wanting to be AH LONG... I'm dealing with him... SOHAI...

How can I dun pamper him? So 7 cute...

U see tis SOHAI... Pretending he was DEAD...

* Love him*

ISA = Internal Security ACT (01/08/2009)

ISA do or die...

ISA means Internal security ACT purpose to do pre-emptive strike againts communist during the 1950’s. Malaysia is a unique country which have act like the ISA, OSA, Hasutan, Police. I reali admire the government trying hard to preserve the UNITY & PEACE in Malaysia.

The below picture will explain evryting :-


But y do ppl protest?


This is the newest & latest version of DOTA...


Can u spot the 'stop it.' word?

Even a blog for "BLOGGERS AGAINST ISA"...

Wah tis is ISABUSTER...

Waw waw waw... ISA zalim!!! Mansuhkan...

Is ISA or other act so PARIA in M'sia? Haiz...

"SATU MALAYSIA"

"SATU MALAYSIA"

"SATU MALAYSIA"

"SATU MALAYSIA"

Recommended movie... Very 7 SOHAI!

Yesterday went to watch movie cos only cost RM18 for 3 person (CCY, Manda & Me)... At 1st tot of watching "Taking of Pelham 123", but movie ticket eelek... So decided to watch FEAIHAI movie lor... Since I'm a ******* oso... Bought 10:15pm ticket... Reach Cineleisure around 8:45pm, den go for dinner at IKANO Power Centre Food Court cos end of month ady so save abit lor... Finished dinner around 9:45pm, go buy karipap or curry puff at IKEA (cheap mah, half dozen only RM5.50)... Den walk to Cineleisure lor... Buy popcorn and drinks...

Enter cinema, Hall 1 - Row D3,4,5... Sit down den start eat lor... Movie started and watch lar... TIU...


Tis poster ady tell u evryting lor (I mean tis is a comedy movie or 'LUNGCRAB' movie...)


From tis picture u can see 3 SOHAI & LUNGCRAB...
From left : Will, Dr. Rick Marshall & Holly (Big boobies...)


Tis is a monkeyman named "CHAKA"... A very smart FUCKING creature... Very smart in 'chow sui' or taking advantages from Holly and he played Dr. Rick Marshall 'kukujiau'...


Tis is STUPIAK lizardman known as "SLEESTAK", very 7 SOHAI, LUMKEI, 2 DA 6...

OVERALL RATED : FAEIHAI
STAR RATED : **** = FUCK
Pros : Funny, Can laugh loud, Got boobies, Not bored...
Cons : Spent money, PK now, Waiting for salary, Eat dog biscuits...

My CV for new job... Haiz

I'm reali in desperate mood to leave tis company ASAP... So to my frens out ter... Who eva browse tru smting related in hiring Furniture Designer pls let me knw ya... 10x...

Just a simple CV so tat I get a new job ASAP... Cross finger lor... Rmber frens plz help me find ya... U guys oso dun wana c me unhappy evry moment rite?... If u guys din contribute any den I'll write bad bout u in my blog... Fair & square... Hehehe...

My Ex-President!!!

Who is HIM? The man is...

Tan Sri Dato' Professor Emeritus Dr. LimKokWing...


His name "GING" anot? Astounding, 39 words in the name above, to intro him... Heeww...

He's THE :-
Communications Guru ~ Branding Maestro ~ Educationist ~ Philanthropist ~ Artist ~ Cartoonist ~ Writer ~ Designer ~ Entrepreneur ~ Corporate Leader...

Check HIM out by just using your mouse and point the arrow to the web that I'd attached here = http://www.malaysia-innovation.com/ps_profile.htm

Tan Sri Dato' Professor Emeritus Dr. LimKokWing owns the Limkokwing Integrated Group with numbers of subsidiary companies... HE's also the youngest (in his 20s) and the first Asian to hold the post in one of the world’s largest international agencies... You see lar people so 7 "GING''... HE's the man behind the famous GULI-GULI...

HE, handpicked to help Nelson Mandela and the African National Council win South Africa's first free elections in 1994... Waw what a "MAN" ... He also held numbers of positions in public services... This shows that HE is a GOOD BOY...

And the ever breaking news :-
*Man of the Year – Women at Work magazine (please refer his photo above...)

In conclusion, I've nothing much to say... And just want to look in the mirror (why I'm not the one whose nominated for the MAN OF THE YEAR)... Maybe I'm not as macho as him :(

Office LUNGSTICK"CRAB"!!!

What is a LUNGSTICK"CRAB" ?... Meaning tat, he's either useless, do annoying stuffs, do own stuffs during office hour, making others hate him, copycat, not dedicated, taking "blind salary", etc...

I reali don want to talk bad bout him... Cos he's reali hopeless... Tis is y I reali 'BEHTAHAN'... From yesterday he burn loadz of dvd... At 1st, I tot it was marketing request... But wen he starts work today he still keep on burning dvds'... Den I asked 1 of my colleague, wats goin on? She said she duno... So I check wat is he burning... LIAMAGAHAI... He's burning his downloaded movies from d net and take it back home... Movie title "Bleach, Ghost & few more"... He downloaded it all seasonly... PUNDEK him... He reali tot tat tis is he's father company... Internet and DVD from company (no nid pay lor)...


Tis is wat he's doin for 2 FUCKING days... U can click on d picture to enlarge it and u'll get to see wat time he still burning DVDS...


Tis are his collection... 5pcs only from yesterday till tis morning 11am...

He's reali "SUPERMAN''... A very successfull worker... Good worker... Worker of the year... Best worker... An a very creative and innovative designer...

I just hope tat 1 day BOSS himself will discover it... Since I'm leaving tis company... So all the best to you BOSS with a hardworking designer... Good Luck...

he "DID" it also...

Ok, tis will be the most shortest blog ever...

21st of JULY 2009... I went to his office to "KING SO" ... At first he told me tat if he give me based on commission very fussy & hard to count... Den he tell me the price increment is RM300... Den I am very 7 "GUM JER" him lor... RM300 very 7 BIG lor, can use for the whole FUCKING year lor... He still can tell 7 me to work first lor, cos economy downturn lar, tis lar, tat lar... (In my heart : "LEI HUI BEI YAN TIU LAR") ... Yesterday, I asked the shipping department to count my designs sales... An amazing USD 316'000.00++ , which equals to RM 1'138'000.00... I only get 0.0032% from tat FUCKING BIG amount of my whole year EFFORT...

In the end... FUCK YOU!

And THANK YOU...

I "DID" it...

17-07-09... I 'SHOWHAND' ady... Fortnight, I purposely draw few designs so tat I can meet 7 him as I can't see him d whole week ady... After discussing my designs den I oso express my feeling as below:-

Roger : Lowsai can discuss bout salary increment?

(His FUCKING BLOODY face oso turn black...)

BOSS : How to say ler?

(He drink water... Maybe he scared...)

Roger : Just wanna tell u tat d increment reali to lil'...
BOSS : So ur price is how much?

(In my heart, TIU of cos RM1k++ lor... STUPIAK... den continue our conversation...)

Roger : As u know rite, now tat ady 2 colleagues resign, so our work burden will increase lor rite?
BOSS : Yup...

(In my mind, TIU u oso knw ady den still dare to just add RM100... MAHAI...)

Roger : U oso know tat I can work rite, in tis 2 yrs?
BOSS : Mmm... Yes...
Roger : Den I'm still young, and of cos I oso need to get more money lor... So tat I oso can buy property mah...

(Tat 69 HAIYAN just smile... Den in my heart... 'SIUSIUSIU, SIU LEILOWMEI MEH...)

BOSS : Ok so wat if, u do designs den I pay u back? IF CUSTOMERS BUY IT...

(In my heart, wah if lik tis how bout my previous designs?... Very 7 cunning...)
(Both parties remain silent for a moment...)

Roger : BOSS, RM100 reali not suitable lor...
BOSS : How to say ler?
Roger : Wah, confirm oso RM300 lor... Now work for u 2yrs ady u only add RM100... Isit abit over ler?
BOSS : Ok let me tink bout it, I discuss with u next tuesday...
Roger : Ok den...

(In my heart, MACHAUCIBAI... I work for u 2yrs ady... U still need to tink for so long... Reali KNN...)

*OK NOW I WAIT 7 HIM TILL NEXT TUESDAY... IF NO NEWS DEN I WILL PASS HIM GOOD NEWS... I DID THE RESIGN LETTER ADY, SO I WILL HAND IN TO HIM IF HE DIN REACT...

* YESTERDAY MY OFFICE'S 'LUNGSTICK' CAME TO JUST DO HIS OWN STUFF... EDIT HIS PHOTO... MAHAI... FACE OSO LIK A PIECE OF SHIT, STILL WANNA EDIT... GO LET PPL FUCK LAR...

Enough lar... Next time only TIU some more...