Guide To Weightloss...

All had earlier read bout DIET FAQ'S, tis is more technical:-

1) REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent = 12 Calories
Without her consent = 2,187 Calories

2) OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands = 8 Calories
With 1 hand = 12 Calories
With ur teeth = 485 Calories

3) PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection = 6 Calories
Without an erection = 3,315 Calories

4) POSITIONS:
Missionary = 12 Calories
69 Lying down = 78 Calories
69 Standing up = 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow = 216 Calories
Doggy Style = 326 Calories
Italian chandelier = 2,912 Calories

5) ORGASMS:
Real = 112 Calories
Fake = 1,315 Calories

6) POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging = 18 Calories
Getting up immediately = 36 Calories
Explaining y u got out of bed immediately = 816 Calories

7) GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If u r:20-29 years = 36 Calories
30-39 years = 80 Calories
40-49 years = 124 Calories
50-59 years = 1,972 Calories
60-69 years = 7,916 Calories70
Over = Results r stil pending

8) DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly = 32 Calories
In a hurry = 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door = 5,218 Calories
With ur wife knocking at the door = 13,521 Calories

*All results may vary!

Ter's alot of sadness in the world rite now, as you read this... Millions of males are having SEX!!! N u'r on the computer...

Bday Bash at Apartment Suria KIP...

Today, 15th August 2009... I'm having a bday party at my home, inviting few of my frens (Louis Koo, Mr. & Mrs. Jarod, Lilian Too, Sandra Ng, my bro and my GF) ... For those I din invite can come over too with gift, if no gift den ur not invited (just gimme a call)... Late comers can help to clean up after our meal (wash dishes, sweep & mop floor, wipe table and wash bathroom also)...

So the menu for the party:-

Appetizer...
"Chilled PLAIN FLAVOUR jellies"

Main course...
"Curry SWINEFLU pork balls"
"Fried bihun with OIL and SALT only"
"Fried LEFTOVER nuggets and fries"
"Fried chicken wings BONES"

Desserts...
"EXPIRED cake"

Refreshment...
"1 TEASPOON of Sunquick Ice Tea juice for each person"

For sure all my frens will get very full, so it's worth their gifts...

Venue : Apartment Suria KIP.
Date : 15th August 2009.
Time : 9pm.
Attire : The lesser u wear the bigger the eyes will be.
What to bring along : Expensive gift's (at least RM1K & above). For professionals (at least RM2K).

Who Is The Boss?

On the 13th of August, I tendered my 1st ever resignation letter. I did it becuz and of cuz I got betta offer lor... Actually I'm thinking shud I go to the other company as my current company with the other are 'SEIDUITHAU'... But becuz of $$$ so I leave lor. But all ended up when my BOSS called for a meeting.

The dialouge :-

BOSS : Roger why ler?
Roger : Got betta offer lor...
BOSS : Actuali I know which company lar. Cuz in Sg. Buloh only that company will korek my employee.
Roger : But what I did for this company I didn't get back anything at all. Just a small sum of increment that reali over. So I tink I shud change to a new company and environment. Cuz what I did previously was only wasting shit.

(BOSS oso smoke lor cuz very headache as I'm resigning)

BOSS : So u ady decided?
Roger : Yes.
BOSS : That side give u how much?
Roger : Very high pay if compare...

(BOSS keep smoking and drink water. Both of us keep silent for 15mins in a 4 wall square box)

Roger : Ok BOSS I tell u frankly, I reali very disappointed with what I get back from what I'd done for this company. I reali did evryting with my heart but in the end I get back shit. Reali heartache cuz wasted all my ENERGY, SPIRIT, TIME, FUTURE, HEART and SWEAT. I reali did my best of best so that my BOSS can feel it, so that I get high increment. But I'm reali disappointed in the end.

(BOSS keep silent again for few mins...)

BOSS : If u reali go to that company den u'll spoilt ur future cuz that company was known for a copycat.
Roger : Actuali there's 2 companies hiring, which is a furniture and an interior firm. Their salary is high oso.
BOSS : If u reali go to work for that particular company den reali a waste lar. But interior I'm not so sure cuz I'm not in interior field.
Roger : Ya I know.

(Both parties oso in silent mode for a moment)

Roger : I know that the economy is very very bad now. But I oso know that my designs reali sellable. Not only 1 or 2 series but all of them is still selling or shud I say goin smooth... I reali can't stand the fact that I get back so so lil as I'd placed in all my heart to this company.
BOSS : Erm... erm...

(BOSS smoke again, thinking how much he shud pay me again)

BOSS : Ok Roger, I pay u RM****... So are u goin to stay?
Roger : Ok let me tink of it 1st.
BOSS : Ok u tink of it, but let me know after ur lunch. Cuz I'm a straight person who dun like to waste time.
Roger : Ok den...

(BOSS called me around 3pm for my confirmation. So wen to his office again)

BOSS : So how Roger (smiling)...
Roger : Ok u pay me RM**** den I stay.
BOSS : Ok lar, I pay u but u must work with ur heart.
Roger : Of cuz I work with my heart cuz those are my designs. I oso want the whole world to recognise my design.
BOSS : Ok den, I'll tell them ur increment. But please remember not to tell others bout ur increment.
Roger : Of cuz, of cuz...

* Haha, in 1 month time I get 3 times of increment. So whose the BOSS now? I know that the account department is wondering what happen between BOSS andm ME... So next month I'm not gonna eat sand anymore...

Yesterday...

Why is the post title 'Yesterday'? Cuz I wanna talk bout yesterday lor... TIU... Wake up at 7:45am... At 8:15am ready to work... Reached office at 8.45am and start work at 9am... Once sit down start surfing net lor... Den do some sketches... Stop awhile, play online games and continue my work after that... So those are my duties for the first half of my working hour...

At lunch time I went for an interview... Reached the company and meet with the boss... So he go tru my resume, ask me bout related stuffs... Ask me my offer, so I told him the amount and he agree to pay me that amount... WAW... And from that moment onwards my life totally change from grayish to rainbow... I reali din tot that I can get that salary... So now I can resign ady, HAHA... I'm reali happy yesterday...

So at nite went for a movie (009) at 9:50pm... Reali the most boring so called comedy movie of all... Reali wasting $$$ for that SOHAI movie... Haiz... And this will be the most poor comedy that WONG JING's produce... I will give 2/10... Not funny at all... 10% HK actor/actress and 89% CHINA mari and the 1% from TAIWAN... FUCK... Very very CHAR...

Went home... Reached home around 11:45pm... Chitchat abit den sleep... What a YESTERDAY...

The World Sexiest 2009...

I tink tis will be the most view post of all... Most viewers are guys of cos but some of the gals will view too cos they wanna know what are they lack of... So to all the guys and all my frens plz enjoy, but dun play JOYJOY...

The list for top 10 FHM SEXIEST WOMEN 2009...

10. Freida Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire... Her leg, OMG...

9. Anna Friel... So so lar...

8. Kristen Kreuk from Smallville... Petite...

7. Elisha Cuthber from Girl Next Door... The unique look...

6. Adriana Lima, a model... Guys will know her well, as her **** photos spreading wide in cyberworld...

5. Keeley Hazell, have an affair with Beckham before... Waw guys, notice her cherries?

4. Britney Spears, the busuk 1...

3. Jessica Alba, no need to sat anything lor... See her buns oso enuf...

2. Megan Fox from Transformer... She reali did transformed into a very very good form...

1. Cheryl Cole, a member of Girls Aloud... Erm tis 1 I dun tink she tat sexy enuf...

* To all my frens plz dun TFK or surf on their porn photos...

World Most Expensive...

Haiz... Rich man's toys... Haiz...


This PUNDEK house in Mumbai, India... Costs USD2 bil... Owned by Mr. Mukesh Ambani (world 5th richest LANJIAU)... This is wat I call a HOME...


This SOHAI apartment in London cost USD200 mil per unit... Designed by Richard Roger and owned by Dubai's...


An exclusive watch by Chopard, cost USD25 mil... I duno WTF it is... Ugly Design...


This Blue Diamond Ring by Chopard oso, which cost USD16.46 mil... CHAUCIBAI... This is nice...


This 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupe cost, USD8.7 mil... AAHH...


Fren, hard drive oso cost, USD4.4 mil ler... By RamSan 6200... Bookshelve...


This GoldVish Piece Unique phone, cost USD1.6 mil... Reali wondering which SEISOHAI will buy it... Stupid design...


Fucker, this club charge USD507,000.00 annually... Wat a RICHMAN'S IMC (Hong Kong)... Now I'm extablishing a club for the poor... POKKAIMAN'S M'sia only...


As I like pool but I wont play on this table that cost USD177,000... 67... This master piece was designed by Vincent Facquet...


What a bottle of good whisky. Costing USD143,020 for this Irish Whisky...


SOHAI suit for SOHAI ppl... Astounding USD100,000 for this piece of cloth by Alexander Amosu... M16 proof...


What a cute bug... Nice to see, nice to hold, once you buy consider OH... It cost USD89,000 for only a Stag Beetle in Japan...


For smokers out there... If you wannabe a cool smoker, plz grab this masterpiece that cost USD79,000.00... Lighter by S.T. Dupont...


The most expensive president fry... A USD75,000 piece of Lincoln French Fry... Yummy...


Go for a vacation in this luxurious hotel that will cost you USD18,000/night... Ok lor can steal all their deco items... It's located in Antalya's named Mardan Palace...


Nice trash can ya? This trash can only accept wasted money... It cost USD15,000... Designed by Sylvie Flenry... Bday present for me!!!


Oohh... My black beauty... This CHAUHAI watermelon cost USD6,100... Wat a Densuke watermalon...

M'sia oso very proud ler... Cuz this orchid was in the list of the most expensive... This Rothschild's Slipper cost USD5,000... Can find in K.K. Sabah... Maytzy's hometown... Bring 1 for me ya...

Dun eat so many curry, if not they burn ur wallet... This Samundari Khazana (seafood treasure) by Indian's cost you USD3200 per dish...

From China to Paris... LV designed chopsticks that will cost USD450 per pair... SOHAI...

When will I get all of them?

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Today will be the 1st time ever in history tat the world will have the time of 12:34:56 and date of 7-8-09 meaning tat 12:34:56-7-8-9... And today the largest Ah Long cooperation sent me the statement... The CREDIT CARD statement... Reali great cos now only left RM414.44 cos yesterday spent RM17.10 & RM12.90 from total amount of RM444.44... Tis time I reali sixseven lor, cos reali very pokkai... I oso duno y it happens to me... I'm just a naive person who just owned a piece of CC, but oso over budget... Haiz...

The amount for my CC is RM1.2K++... Wat to do? Frens out ter who can borrow me money... Dun ask me to call THOSE number ya... In deep shit now... My Bday party will be next week some more... Haiz... If Kinwah, Seong, Maytzy, CCY and Amanda celebrating for me den u guys buy me food lor... The food are (rice 10kg, can food at least 10, biscuits 3tins, instant noodle 2cartons, snack 2cartons & etc...), if we are reali GOOD FRENS...

Everytime I close my eyes, I thank the lord that I've got you... And you've got me too... And everytime I think of it I pinch myself cos I don't believe it's tru... Tat some1 like me deepshit too... (verse from BABIFACE)

Or shud I go to do 'BIG TEA RICE'?... Credit Card + Ah Long = My Credit Long...

No money... What to do?

Haiz tis month is a very POKKAI month... Some more Bday... No money no cake lor, a piece of tart will do... Last month abit over budget ady... So tis month have to survive with only RM444.44 or less... Which equals to RM17.10 perday include petrol, 3 meals & groceries... 67 lor...

But no worries, cos I'd ady plan wat to do to survive...


I'd found some nice soft & juicy sand... So can eat lor... Very suitable oso ler...


If the temparature is hot den I can eat grass to cool myself down... Yummylicious...


In the dawn I can be a newspaper vendor, so tat I get more money... Hehe... Sorry to all 'gong-gong' & 'po-po' cos take over your business...

Tis will be a new place for me... Stil ok lar, at least there's shelter up there... So CCY, you stay alone lor... Cos no money for rental ady... You pay all lar...

Tis is my part time job oso... After end work at 6pm, you guys can see me in Dataran Sunway, Kota D'sara... From 7pm till 12am...

No money buy shoe, so the barefooted lor... The old 1, I sold away... Cos reali POKKAI...

Tis is my bathing area... The location is Sg. Buloh river... Nice & cool water... Very refreshing...

This is the only month that I'm this POKKAI,

Forcing myself to work more like a SOHAI,

My company got one FEAIHAI,

Makes me wanna fuck his mother FAHAI,

My Bday is after JULY,

So I invite my friends to my house to get HIGH,

All of them really very CHUNHAI,

Because there isn't food but only HAI,

If you guys don't mind then c'mon we get HIGHHIGH,

After that I'll kick you out and say BYEBYE,

At last but not least TIULEILOWMOGEHLANFAHAI,

ZIPPY WAIKATO...

Tis will be my blog of my MAN'S BEST FREN... My puggie... Bought tis puggie before CNY 09'... It's a male with 'KUKUJIAU' but no 'CHUNDOI'... Haiz... His MKA registered name was ZIPPY WAIKATO, but of cos I wont named him tat lar... I named him 'SAI LOW', stands for lil' brother... Bcos I used to have 2 puggies and 1 of them was staying in Kampar with my parents cos she's very noisy till I got complained by neighbour... Luckily my parent pampered tat hybrid puggie very much...

SAI LOW's characters are :-

1) cute as it was

2) timid as a chicken

3) chubby baby

4) innocent as a virgin

5) smart in begging for food

6) hungry all the time

7) kinda handicap in funny way

8) eagerness to make love

9) pee in a mandom style

10) make me happy owiz...

Below are some of his pic...

Tis is his 1st pic... Took it wen bought it... Can u see his STUPIAK eyes?

Tis is his sexiest pic of all... Yeah sexy babe... Slurp...

Tis is d time wen he grow up and wanting to be AH LONG... I'm dealing with him... SOHAI...

How can I dun pamper him? So 7 cute...

U see tis SOHAI... Pretending he was DEAD...

* Love him*

ISA = Internal Security ACT (01/08/2009)

ISA do or die...

ISA means Internal security ACT purpose to do pre-emptive strike againts communist during the 1950’s. Malaysia is a unique country which have act like the ISA, OSA, Hasutan, Police. I reali admire the government trying hard to preserve the UNITY & PEACE in Malaysia.

The below picture will explain evryting :-


But y do ppl protest?


This is the newest & latest version of DOTA...


Can u spot the 'stop it.' word?

Even a blog for "BLOGGERS AGAINST ISA"...

Wah tis is ISABUSTER...

Waw waw waw... ISA zalim!!! Mansuhkan...

Is ISA or other act so PARIA in M'sia? Haiz...

"SATU MALAYSIA"

"SATU MALAYSIA"

"SATU MALAYSIA"

"SATU MALAYSIA"