Will M'sia make history again, has been the latest hot topic!!!

Will Malaysia make history again has become a hot topic for all Malaysians, after we were defeated by the Japanese fortnight (maybe Japanese chicks really gambateh, yamateh, itai itai yo, etc)... But we did manage to enter the semi after crashing out the Danish yesterday with a 3-2 result... All thanks to our former All England champion... But we are going to face the world champion China... So will Malaysia get defeat with a straight win of 3-0 or China will give us face? Because we're home...

So I think, at the 1st 3 games China will definitely beat us and because we're home so China force to play the remaining 2 games... In the end the result will be 3-2, so it'll not be so EMBARRASS if we only lost 3-2 to China...

But anyway, GOODLUCK and really hope that the word MALAYSIA BOLEH is USEFUL and not USEFOOL...

Embarrassing moment for MALAYSIA!!!

Reali WTF!!! Fucking embarrassing, tat M'sia lose to Japan in Thomas Cup... Final result JAPAN 3-2 M'SIA... DUN CAUSE PPL LAUGH BIG THEIR MOUTH OK??? I think, SOME PLAYERS have to walk out of badminton arena... I reali duno wat's goin on tat M'sia can lose to Japan... Now i go out oso said I'm Japanese, LOL... Anyway M'sia "KEEP SKIN LAR", only know how to tembak here n there...



Maybe the below are some reasons:-

(Fren I'm old, if I get d chance to meet u... Pls dun play so many tricks ok? Later ambulance come ah...)


(Ooi, lu cari apa dlm beg saya? Itu kasi high punya brg nanti I kasi lar...)
(Saya x blh tahan lar... Lu tgk muka I dah mula kemek... KNN)
(Wah byk amoi ler... Saya pernah menang A.E. ok!!!)


(Lu xmau saya, saya kasi curse lu mia team... Huh!!!)


(Dgn ni saya blh smash lu org kaukau... Tapi saya pi Jepun ponya masa, dia org sudah kasi saya makan sashimi ler... Jadi mau kasi dia org muka, kasi dia org menang lor ni mcm...)

OR...

LCW : Kawan u boleh main baik sikitkah? Apa lanjiau ni, main mcm ketam mabuk... Mangkuk!!!

MHH : Saya makan nasi lemak byk lar... Santan kasi saya sakit perut!

LCW : Ini kali apa mcm? Saya mau keluar ni stadium mau tutup mukakah? Brader saya ni top of the world ok? Tlg sikit lar... Kasi training byk lar...

MHH : Lu byk bebel lar... Saya pon ade menang itu A.E. title ok, not oni u...

LCW : Saya xtau lu ada kasi bribe ka xrak lar... Kalau pernah menang, apasai performance ini mcm?

MHH : Oh bkn nasi lemak lar, saya rasa tempoyak durian buat hal... KNN!!!

LCW : Nanti tu newspaper keluar kate TEMPOYAK LET US DOWN kah? Bongok... Skrg memang malu dah...

MHH : Ala brader, ni mlm ktv saya belanja ok?

LCW : Ok lar, amoi mau top class ok!!!

*Forever BOLEHLAND...

Happy Mother's Day...

It's a day for us to appreciate our mother's responsibility and hard work towards us... Many filial sons or daughters will be going back to celebrate this very important day... Or should say, they're going back to DRINK MILK... Haha... I'm not going back to celebrate this day cause I'm working today till 6pm and it will be very late for me to go back tonight... So I would like to wish all the mother's out there, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY... And please think twice before you really want to become a mother, cause it's really a F**king tough job ever... So I will like to dedicate a song to all mothers'...

IBU... IBU...
Engkaulah kilang susuku...
Bilaku dahaga...
Engkau suapkan selalu...
IBU... IBU...
Engkaulah pengeluar susu...

I'm Fucking Annoyed With TM (FUCK)

It's been days my office internet wasn't working... So I called my HR department to settle it... But TM said that a person should sit in front of the computer and modem so that they could know what is the main problem... So today I called up TM lar... Dial 100 of cause... Then select language and then select 'BANTUAN TECHNICAL'... It will straight lead you to helpline or help center... Okay the conversation is like below:-

Me: Hello (politely)

TMcibaikia: Ya, ada pepe saya boleh bantu?

Me: Ya, encik. Internet saya tak work.

TMcibaikia: Pe masalah?

Me: Saya pun tak pasti ler. Saya dah upah pakar computer untuk fixkannya tapi dia kata ni problem dengan TM.

TMcibaikia: Ok encik pe user name tuk streamyx ini?

Me: XXXX

TMcibaikia: Ok, pe nama yang digunakan tuk register line ni?

Me: XXXX

TMcibaikia: Ok. Boleh tak encik bagi nama dan nombor hp encik?

Me: Ok, Mr. Chai dan nombor hp xxxx. Jadi boleh tak TM hantar orang tuk fixkan line ni?

TMcibaikia: Boleh tapi kita nak tau pekah puncanya sebab kita nak buat report baru kita boleh hantar technician ke sana.

Me: Ok

TMcibaikia: Adakah encik berada di depan PC & modem?

Me: Sorry jarak modem dengan PC agak jauh. Tak boleh ke TM hantar orang datang kesini tuk fixkan problem ni?

TMcibaikia: Boleh encik, tapi saya nak kenal pasti masalahnya dulu sebelum saya hantar orang ke sana.

Me: Oh ok. Pe saya patut buat?

TMcibaikia: Oh, ok. Boleh tak encik beritahu saya agar lampu DSL kat modem tu bernyala?

Me: Ya.

TMcibaikia: Ok, boleh offkan modem tu dan on balik dalam masa 15saat.

Me: Ok dah on dah. (after 15sec lar)

TMcibaikia: Ok boleh tak encik ke PC encik?

Me: Kenapa kamu tak boleh hantar orang ke sini tuk fixkan problem ni? Saya takde masa tuk buat semua ni ok? Lagi pun it's still under warranty ok? Kalau saya tau buat kamu pun takya kerje lar. Pekah fungsi customers service TM? Takkan seluruh M'sia ni de 1000 orang yang kerja tuk TM saje. Bukan saya nak maran tau, tapi kalau saya yang siapkan semua ni. Saya takya buat kerja saya ler.

TMcibaikia: Saya tau encik...

Me: Kamu tau pe? Customers servis camni pun boleh ke? Kita bayar tuk fixkan sendiri ke? Under warranty tuk modem saja lar... Service takde ke? Bisnes camni ke?

TMcibaikia: Bukan cik...

Me: Then pe masalahnya

TMcibaikia: Kita nak buat report dulu.

Me: Saya dah beritahu masalahnya. Ok cukup, cakap pe saya nak buat sekarang.

TMcibaikia: Ok cik ke PC cik dulu, then click kat start menu button, pastu klik run, pastu...

(SET THIS KEY IN THAT, MOTHER FUCKER. IF I'M THE ONE WHOSE SITTING DOWN HERE AND FIXING OUT THE PROBLEM THEN WHAT FOR TM BUILD UP THE CUSTOMERS SERVICE DEPARTMENT? I KNOW TODAY IS FRIDAY... BUT I'M THE SITTING HERE TO SET THIS & THAT... REALLY FUCKED UP... CIBAI...)

While I keep on following what he asked me to do, the line engaged in sudden... Wah, I'm really FUCKING FIRED UP... Really FUCKING FUCK TM... After all the internet still not working anyway... I'm the who had to sit in front of my PC for almost half an hour to key in this and that... MACHAUHAI, like this what do the TM technician do? PPJ... Paid for streamyx to fix the problem by ourself... GO LET PPL FUCK lar...

* THE BEST PART, AFTER THE LINE ENGAGED TM DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO CALL ME BACK AND HE DID ASKED FOR MY HP NO. EARLIER... THIS IS WHAT TM CUSTOMERS SERVICE CAN PROVIDE US...

Cheaper Protons' In Rich Country

1MALAYSIA... 1MALAYSIA...

Why Malaysians were treated in this way? Why national cars were much more cheaper in others' country then our own MALAYSIA? Why why why?... Below are the prices for PROTON cars in $AUDI ARABIA... And their reasonable prices...


See carefully the prices of PROTONS...

Why is the price for Proton in Malaysia, way dearer compare to $audi Arabia? Isn't that our NATIONAL car? Why do Arabians given the priority? Do we Malaysians, DUMB or STUPID?

1 Saudi Riyal = RM0.94/0.95

So the price for a:
1) Gen 2 = RM32K++
2) Persona = RM34K++
3) Waja = RM35K++

1 MALAYSIA paid for RM65K++ for a WAJA... Meaning nation paid RM32K++ dearer...OH DEAR!!!

So this is where all our hard own "BLOOD" & "SWEAT" flows to...

'SATU MALAYSIA'

FUGLY SATU MALAYSIA!!!

"SATU MALAYSIA" with it's slogan "RAKYAT DIUTAMAKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN... But for me, the meaning of "SATU MALAYSIA" is unity and harmony... I do really hope that mine or ours' country MALAYSIA will be a leading country to others in uniting the nations'... But all ended up with a very upset news recently, where some of the citizens did a "FUGLY EMBARASSING" act... These incidents of violence, or any threatening act motivated by religious, social, or political differences, are a threat to our harmony and stability... Malaysians are shocked by these actions... Eg. (burning churches, breaking cars, threatening own nation, etc...) When will all this stop?... Why FUGLY MALAYSIAN?


"BURNING CHURCH" = violence


"BREAKING CARS" = violence


"THREATENING" = violence

Let us all violence together... "SATU FUGLY MALAYSIA"...

Famous Quote For 2010

One Two take off my BRA...
Three Four I ja yat ja...
Five Six play my stick...
Seven Eight you make it straight...
Nine Ten a big NENNEN...

HAIRPEE NIU EAR 2010!!!

Saya Stop Blogging...

Labu 21-10-2009, Kg. Balu Sg. Buloh: Sayia sudah stop blogging sebab MIFF 2010 sudah manyak dekat mah... So ah sayia sikalang manyak de sibok lar... Talak masa mau blog blog lar... Tapi sayia stop dali ini (Lua Pulu Satu Oktober 2009) sampai itu (end of itu Mac 2010 lar)... Jiadi sayia mau ciakap soli kasi sumua tau lar... Halap sumua olang ala tau ah... Bai bai...

Sayia Kalam Sink Wolia...

~ Diwali @ Deepavali ~

DIWALI or Deepavali, meaning a row of lamps... A significant festival in Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism & Jainism, and it's an official holiday in INDIA but not in MALAYSIA (tell u later why)...

These religions celebr8 DIWALI as the Festival of Lights. They light diyas = cotton string wicks inserted in small clay pots filled with oil, to signify victory of good over the evil within an individual (from wiki)... Like below:-

This is known as "DIYAS"... Rmber!!!

But for me DIWALI is all about lights, dance, kolam, muruku, curry, and get DRUNK... In this post I wanna wish all my Hindus frens HAPPY DIWALI especially Jackie cuz she's mixed of Indian & Chinese... She can celeb8 both DIWALI & CNY...

Below is wat u could see during DIWALI...

This is wat a KOLAM look like... Not kolam ikan or kolam renang ok? This KOLAM is only filled with beans... No ikan...

I duno wat they call this dance lar... Wat I knew it is Indian dance... JACQUELINE no worries ur now much more cute den her... MAHAI, u see her eyes... Like my dog ler (PUG)...

And last but not least, CURRY... It's a must lor (Indian mah)...

* AND NOT FORGOTTEN, DO YOU KNOW WHY DIWALI WASN'T AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY IN MALAYSIA? BECAUSE I'M WORKING TODAY... YAYA, TO ALL MY FRIENDS PLEASE LOL LAR...

1* Crash Test for Proton Jumbuck aka Arena... GOOD M'sia Product

PROTON JUMBUCK, has become the hot news in Australia after scored a dismal 1-Star rating in the latest round of ANCAP crash testing... Below is the word from that news, "Cheap ute from Malaysia has been found to be the most dangerous vehicle in Australian road"...

Below are the picture of crash test done by ANCAP on Proton Jumbuck and 2 China cars:-


This is Proton Jumbuck... Once u involved in accident, u just nid to call 'BLACK CAR', instead of ambulance... Must Die No Life...


This is China car, Great Wall V240... At least the driver still can do his WILL...


And last but not least, a China car oso... A SA220, quite a tough car oso lor altho it's CHINA MADE...


This is the result of the crash by ANCAP...

About ANCAP...

- The Australasian New Car Assessment Program (ANCAP) gives consumers consistent information on the level of occupant protection provided by vehicles in serious front and side crashes.

- The program is supported by Australian and New Zealand automobile clubs, the States government road and transport authorities of NSW, Victoria, South Australia, Queensland, Tasmania, Western Australia, the New Zealand Government, the Victorian TAC, NRMA Insurance and the FIA Foundation.

- ANCAP uses 4 internationally recognized crash tests; offset frontal, side impact, pedestrian and pole impact test.

- Crash tests are undertaken by independent specialist crash test laboratories.In all tests crash test dummies are used to facilitate the scientific measurement of the various forces in the crash test. The data gathered is then assessed, using internationally recognized protocols, and scores are determined for various parts of the crash test.

- The overall score is then translated into a star rating, between 1 to 5 stars. The higher scores are awarded more stars.

MALAYSIA BOLEH... BOLEH B***H...