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Will M'sia make history again, has been the latest hot topic!!!

2010-05-13T08:41:00.003+08:00

Will Malaysia make history again has become a hot topic for all Malaysians, after we were defeated by the Japanese fortnight (maybe Japanese chicks really gambateh, yamateh, itai itai yo, etc)... But we did manage to enter the semi after crashing out the Danish yesterday with a 3-2 result... All thanks to our former All England champion... But we are going to face the world champion China... So will Malaysia get defeat with a straight win of 3-0 or China will give us face? Because we're home...

So I think, at the 1st 3 games China will definitely beat us and because we're home so China force to play the remaining 2 games... In the end the result will be 3-2, so it'll not be so EMBARRASS if we only lost 3-2 to China...

But anyway, GOODLUCK and really hope that the word MALAYSIA BOLEH is USEFUL and not USEFOOL...

Embarrassing moment for MALAYSIA!!!

2010-05-12T08:52:00.008+08:00

Reali WTF!!! Fucking embarrassing, tat M'sia lose to Japan in Thomas Cup... Final result JAPAN 3-2 M'SIA... DUN CAUSE PPL LAUGH BIG THEIR MOUTH OK??? I think, SOME PLAYERS have to walk out of badminton arena... I reali duno wat's goin on tat M'sia can lose to Japan... Now i go out oso said I'm Japanese, LOL... Anyway M'sia "KEEP SKIN LAR", only know how to tembak here n there...

Maybe the below are some reasons:-

(Fren I'm old, if I get d chance to meet u... Pls dun play so many tricks ok? Later ambulance come ah...)

(Ooi, lu cari apa dlm beg saya? Itu kasi high punya brg nanti I kasi lar...)
(Saya x blh tahan lar... Lu tgk muka I dah mula kemek... KNN)
(Wah byk amoi ler... Saya pernah menang A.E. ok!!!)

(Lu xmau saya, saya kasi curse lu mia team... Huh!!!)

(Dgn ni saya blh smash lu org kaukau... Tapi saya pi Jepun ponya masa, dia org sudah kasi saya makan sashimi ler... Jadi mau kasi dia org muka, kasi dia org menang lor ni mcm...)

OR...

LCW : Kawan u boleh main baik sikitkah? Apa lanjiau ni, main mcm ketam mabuk... Mangkuk!!!

MHH : Saya makan nasi lemak byk lar... Santan kasi saya sakit perut!

LCW : Ini kali apa mcm? Saya mau keluar ni stadium mau tutup mukakah? Brader saya ni top of the world ok? Tlg sikit lar... Kasi training byk lar...

MHH : Lu byk bebel lar... Saya pon ade menang itu A.E. title ok, not oni u...

LCW : Saya xtau lu ada kasi bribe ka xrak lar... Kalau pernah menang, apasai performance ini mcm?

MHH : Oh bkn nasi lemak lar, saya rasa tempoyak durian buat hal... KNN!!!

LCW : Nanti tu newspaper keluar kate TEMPOYAK LET US DOWN kah? Bongok... Skrg memang malu dah...

MHH : Ala brader, ni mlm ktv saya belanja ok?

LCW : Ok lar, amoi mau top class ok!!!

*Forever BOLEHLAND...

Happy Mother's Day...

2010-05-08T09:52:00.003+08:00

It's a day for us to appreciate our mother's responsibility and hard work towards us... Many filial sons or daughters will be going back to celebrate this very important day... Or should say, they're going back to DRINK MILK... Haha... I'm not going back to celebrate this day cause I'm working today till 6pm and it will be very late for me to go back tonight... So I would like to wish all the mother's out there, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY... And please think twice before you really want to become a mother, cause it's really a F**king tough job ever... So I will like to dedicate a song to all mothers'...

IBU... IBU...
Engkaulah kilang susuku...
Bilaku dahaga...
Engkau suapkan selalu...
IBU... IBU...
Engkaulah pengeluar susu...

I'm Fucking Annoyed With TM (FUCK)

2010-03-12T15:04:00.005+08:00

It's been days my office internet wasn't working... So I called my HR department to settle it... But TM said that a person should sit in front of the computer and modem so that they could know what is the main problem... So today I called up TM lar... Dial 100 of cause... Then select language and then select 'BANTUAN TECHNICAL'... It will straight lead you to helpline or help center... Okay the conversation is like below:-

Me: Hello (politely)

TMcibaikia: Ya, ada pepe saya boleh bantu?

Me: Ya, encik. Internet saya tak work.

TMcibaikia: Pe masalah?

Me: Saya pun tak pasti ler. Saya dah upah pakar computer untuk fixkannya tapi dia kata ni problem dengan TM.

TMcibaikia: Ok encik pe user name tuk streamyx ini?

Me: XXXX

TMcibaikia: Ok, pe nama yang digunakan tuk register line ni?

Me: XXXX

TMcibaikia: Ok. Boleh tak encik bagi nama dan nombor hp encik?

Me: Ok, Mr. Chai dan nombor hp xxxx. Jadi boleh tak TM hantar orang tuk fixkan line ni?

TMcibaikia: Boleh tapi kita nak tau pekah puncanya sebab kita nak buat report baru kita boleh hantar technician ke sana.

Me: Ok

TMcibaikia: Adakah encik berada di depan PC & modem?

Me: Sorry jarak modem dengan PC agak jauh. Tak boleh ke TM hantar orang datang kesini tuk fixkan problem ni?

TMcibaikia: Boleh encik, tapi saya nak kenal pasti masalahnya dulu sebelum saya hantar orang ke sana.

Me: Oh ok. Pe saya patut buat?

TMcibaikia: Oh, ok. Boleh tak encik beritahu saya agar lampu DSL kat modem tu bernyala?

Me: Ya.

TMcibaikia: Ok, boleh offkan modem tu dan on balik dalam masa 15saat.

Me: Ok dah on dah. (after 15sec lar)

TMcibaikia: Ok boleh tak encik ke PC encik?

Me: Kenapa kamu tak boleh hantar orang ke sini tuk fixkan problem ni? Saya takde masa tuk buat semua ni ok? Lagi pun it's still under warranty ok? Kalau saya tau buat kamu pun takya kerje lar. Pekah fungsi customers service TM? Takkan seluruh M'sia ni de 1000 orang yang kerja tuk TM saje. Bukan saya nak maran tau, tapi kalau saya yang siapkan semua ni. Saya takya buat kerja saya ler.

TMcibaikia: Saya tau encik...

Me: Kamu tau pe? Customers servis camni pun boleh ke? Kita bayar tuk fixkan sendiri ke? Under warranty tuk modem saja lar... Service takde ke? Bisnes camni ke?

TMcibaikia: Bukan cik...

Me: Then pe masalahnya

TMcibaikia: Kita nak buat report dulu.

Me: Saya dah beritahu masalahnya. Ok cukup, cakap pe saya nak buat sekarang.

TMcibaikia: Ok cik ke PC cik dulu, then click kat start menu button, pastu klik run, pastu...

(SET THIS KEY IN THAT, MOTHER FUCKER. IF I'M THE ONE WHOSE SITTING DOWN HERE AND FIXING OUT THE PROBLEM THEN WHAT FOR TM BUILD UP THE CUSTOMERS SERVICE DEPARTMENT? I KNOW TODAY IS FRIDAY... BUT I'M THE SITTING HERE TO SET THIS & THAT... REALLY FUCKED UP... CIBAI...)

While I keep on following what he asked me to do, the line engaged in sudden... Wah, I'm really FUCKING FIRED UP... Really FUCKING FUCK TM... After all the internet still not working anyway... I'm the who had to sit in front of my PC for almost half an hour to key in this and that... MACHAUHAI, like this what do the TM technician do? PPJ... Paid for streamyx to fix the problem by ourself... GO LET PPL FUCK lar...

* THE BEST PART, AFTER THE LINE ENGAGED TM DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO CALL ME BACK AND HE DID ASKED FOR MY HP NO. EARLIER... THIS IS WHAT TM CUSTOMERS SERVICE CAN PROVIDE US...

Cheaper Protons' In Rich Country

2010-01-27T14:20:00.002+08:00

1MALAYSIA... 1MALAYSIA...

Why Malaysians were treated in this way? Why national cars were much more cheaper in others' country then our own MALAYSIA? Why why why?... Below are the prices for PROTON cars in $AUDI ARABIA... And their reasonable prices...

See carefully the prices of PROTONS...

Why is the price for Proton in Malaysia, way dearer compare to $audi Arabia? Isn't that our NATIONAL car? Why do Arabians given the priority? Do we Malaysians, DUMB or STUPID?

1 Saudi Riyal = RM0.94/0.95

So the price for a:
1) Gen 2 = RM32K++
2) Persona = RM34K++
3) Waja = RM35K++

1 MALAYSIA paid for RM65K++ for a WAJA... Meaning nation paid RM32K++ dearer...OH DEAR!!!

So this is where all our hard own "BLOOD" & "SWEAT" flows to...

'SATU MALAYSIA'

FUGLY SATU MALAYSIA!!!

2010-01-09T11:13:00.004+08:00

"SATU MALAYSIA" with it's slogan "RAKYAT DIUTAMAKAN, PENCAPAIAN DIUTAMAKAN... But for me, the meaning of "SATU MALAYSIA" is unity and harmony... I do really hope that mine or ours' country MALAYSIA will be a leading country to others in uniting the nations'... But all ended up with a very upset news recently, where some of the citizens did a "FUGLY EMBARASSING" act... These incidents of violence, or any threatening act motivated by religious, social, or political differences, are a threat to our harmony and stability... Malaysians are shocked by these actions... Eg. (burning churches, breaking cars, threatening own nation, etc...) When will all this stop?... Why FUGLY MALAYSIAN?

"BURNING CHURCH" = violence

"BREAKING CARS" = violence

"THREATENING" = violence

Let us all violence together... "SATU FUGLY MALAYSIA"...

Famous Quote For 2010

2009-12-31T22:32:00.002+08:00

One Two take off my BRA...
Three Four I ja yat ja...
Five Six play my stick...
Seven Eight you make it straight...
Nine Ten a big NENNEN...

HAIRPEE NIU EAR 2010!!!

Saya Stop Blogging...

2009-10-21T19:09:00.002+08:00

Labu 21-10-2009, Kg. Balu Sg. Buloh: Sayia sudah stop blogging sebab MIFF 2010 sudah manyak dekat mah... So ah sayia sikalang manyak de sibok lar... Talak masa mau blog blog lar... Tapi sayia stop dali ini (Lua Pulu Satu Oktober 2009) sampai itu (end of itu Mac 2010 lar)... Jiadi sayia mau ciakap soli kasi sumua tau lar... Halap sumua olang ala tau ah... Bai bai...

Sayia Kalam Sink Wolia...

~ Diwali @ Deepavali ~

2009-10-17T11:09:00.008+08:00

DIWALI or Deepavali, meaning a row of lamps... A significant festival in Hinduism, Buddhism, Sikhism & Jainism, and it's an official holiday in INDIA but not in MALAYSIA (tell u later why)...

These religions celebr8 DIWALI as the Festival of Lights. They light diyas = cotton string wicks inserted in small clay pots filled with oil, to signify victory of good over the evil within an individual (from wiki)... Like below:-

This is known as "DIYAS"... Rmber!!!

But for me DIWALI is all about lights, dance, kolam, muruku, curry, and get DRUNK... In this post I wanna wish all my Hindus frens HAPPY DIWALI especially Jackie cuz she's mixed of Indian & Chinese... She can celeb8 both DIWALI & CNY...

Below is wat u could see during DIWALI...

This is wat a KOLAM look like... Not kolam ikan or kolam renang ok? This KOLAM is only filled with beans... No ikan...

I duno wat they call this dance lar... Wat I knew it is Indian dance... JACQUELINE no worries ur now much more cute den her... MAHAI, u see her eyes... Like my dog ler (PUG)...

And last but not least, CURRY... It's a must lor (Indian mah)...

* AND NOT FORGOTTEN, DO YOU KNOW WHY DIWALI WASN'T AN OFFICIAL HOLIDAY IN MALAYSIA? BECAUSE I'M WORKING TODAY... YAYA, TO ALL MY FRIENDS PLEASE LOL LAR...

1* Crash Test for Proton Jumbuck aka Arena... GOOD M'sia Product

2009-10-16T16:15:00.004+08:00

PROTON JUMBUCK, has become the hot news in Australia after scored a dismal 1-Star rating in the latest round of ANCAP crash testing... Below is the word from that news, "Cheap ute from Malaysia has been found to be the most dangerous vehicle in Australian road"...

Below are the picture of crash test done by ANCAP on Proton Jumbuck and 2 China cars:-

This is Proton Jumbuck... Once u involved in accident, u just nid to call 'BLACK CAR', instead of ambulance... Must Die No Life...

This is China car, Great Wall V240... At least the driver still can do his WILL...

And last but not least, a China car oso... A SA220, quite a tough car oso lor altho it's CHINA MADE...

This is the result of the crash by ANCAP...

About ANCAP...

- The Australasian New Car Assessment Program (ANCAP) gives consumers consistent information on the level of occupant protection provided by vehicles in serious front and side crashes.

- The program is supported by Australian and New Zealand automobile clubs, the States government road and transport authorities of NSW, Victoria, South Australia, Queensland, Tasmania, Western Australia, the New Zealand Government, the Victorian TAC, NRMA Insurance and the FIA Foundation.

- ANCAP uses 4 internationally recognized crash tests; offset frontal, side impact, pedestrian and pole impact test.

- Crash tests are undertaken by independent specialist crash test laboratories.In all tests crash test dummies are used to facilitate the scientific measurement of the various forces in the crash test. The data gathered is then assessed, using internationally recognized protocols, and scores are determined for various parts of the crash test.

- The overall score is then translated into a star rating, between 1 to 5 stars. The higher scores are awarded more stars.

MALAYSIA BOLEH... BOLEH B***H...

O.T King + Best Staff = Me?

2009-10-10T09:22:00.005+08:00

This month I'm going to get the BEST STAFF award... And O.T for this month oso 99... All started like this... A very fine monday morning, and suddenly boss called me... Telling me tat our BIG customer is here and asked me to get ready with all my designs on the next day for new order... So of cuz I need to sketch alot lor... So the next day arrive (tuesday lar)...

From 9am in the morning I wait... wait... and wait... untill 8:30pm at nite only boss called me go out with them for a dinner den only discuss... After a great Arabian meal (but I order fish & chips)... in StarHill Gallery, we den headed to a cafe area in StarHill Gallery to discuss bout ours' design... Talk, discuss, talk, discuss and keep on going untill 12.40am... Den boss and me oso back factory lor... Reached factory around 1am... Of cuz I scanned card lor b4 back home...

The next day (wednesday lar, cuz wednesday comes after tuesday...) oso do the same thing... Untill 1am ++... Reached factory almost 2am... Dun forget to scanned card... Wen I'm driving back home, I feel like wana vomit... Reali duno y ler... Maybe dinner or maybe "THAT"... Reached home of cuz bath lor, and vomit oso... Very SUN FOO... But some funny conversation moment happen while we're enjoying coffee... Between Customer, Boss and Me which goes like this :-

You know Mr. Chai (but he pronounce Mr. Shy...), my father he likes his character... You know what is character?

Ah???

Roger tell him what is character...

Eh... "Yan Kak", "Thai Doe" and etc...

I know, I know... Boss replied the customer...

So the next day after wednesday is thursday lar... The BIG customer back to their homeland Riyadh (the place that haunted me for a week)... Boss said around December, will be going ter again... Oh YA ALLAH...

Miss S'pore Ris Low Is Very Low

2009-10-01T09:33:00.008+08:00

First of all congrats to Ris Low as the winner of Miss S'pore 2009... But now her title no more ady lor, cuz she take somebody credit card and swiped swiped swiped for jewelleries, lingirie and etc... She is now the most talked beauty pageant in the world I tink becuz of her diction (ENGLISH) and she's from S'pore... I reali dun understand lor, y S'porean can't say good english...

Let us browse tru some of her glory moment, for her as memories:-

The nite she was crowned MISS S'PORE 2009...

My critics:-
1. Ok lor not very bad lar.
2. Mouth so big, blow*** good.
3. Her teeth, yucks... Go see dentist lar b4 entering this pageant.
4. Poor english command.
5. Materialistic (S'porean mah)...
6. No brain.

Catwalking I tink... Tis pict ok lor... Not very bad lar... But I reali dun understand wat english she's talking...

Example:-
1. She's studying, erm... Dipromah in Hospilataly and Management.
2. Money or Power? She chosed MONEY, cuz MONEY can buy power. Thank u.
3. Ya I like safari u know, I like South Africa... U know leopard prints, zeBRA prints, u know... Tis neutral colors can wear with khaki... erm khaki green or or gray... U know...
4. Ya I wear a bigini so I look sexy, loud and and ah ah BOOM u know... I go shout Ochard Road...

I can tell u tis is the worst nitemare... With tis kind of face, a Miss S'pore was crowned... Reali wana vomit... She look like just normal seafood (LALA) in Sg. Wang...

In conclusion:-
* Poor English
* Poor Features
* Poor Teeth Structure
* Poor Judges
* Poor S'poreans
* Pity to The Pageant World...

Where Got Ghost? preview...

2009-09-28T11:26:00.004+08:00

Last nite my darling and me nothing to do... So I decided to watch movie lor... At 1st tot of watching G-Force but reached E-Curve at 9pm and seats for G-Force left afew... And made up my mind to watch Where Got Ghost?

This movie was directed by Jack Neo (a feyhai from S'pore)... It's a movie with 3 different stories... But each of them ended with a moral... Wat a LUNG and so-called educated movie...

1) The 1st story is about "LAMOLOW" or taoist I think... They're greed of money... Even funeral ceremony for kids they did promotion package... Bcuz the head of this taoist wanna get rich in instant so he came out with an idea related to "4-D"... They take 20% commission from the winner who strikes the number tat they give... For more details, watch yourself...

This is the scene where their head ask them to buy fruits, but they 4got so they take the OLING from the dead...

The middle 1 is their head lor... With his famous qoute "I'm so genius, I so dunno y"... The fat guy with black shirt very LUNG...

2) 2nd story is about house in jungle... Bout soldiers start their journey in a jungle to find their end point with a map... This pair of soldier reali very de 7 LUNG... Reali very PUNDEK guy... This is the most funny story of 3...

This is the 2 "FeyHai"... They were lost in the jungle so the skinny 1 asked the fat 1 to take out the ting... Den the fat 1 told him it is a compass not the ting... So the skinny asked him isit d compass rosak... Den fatty told him tis wasn't spoilt cuz compass will owiz point to the NORTH same meaning with "Ji Nam Jum"... The skiiny said oh... Den skinny asked fatty wat is 'S'?... Fatty said 'S' is SOUTH lor... Den 'W' ler?... Fatty said ermm, oh WOMEN lor... Skinny said yaya, den 'E' is ELEPHANT lor... Sohai... Loadz more LUNG dialouges...

After they lost in the jungle they saw this more FATTY den fatty soldier... So they follow her back home as she provide them shelter cuz it's raining heavily... Den she ask them to tied her up to perform magic like David Footballfield... After the 2 SOHAI soldier were amaze bout wat FATTY did... They oso wanna try lor...

So FATTY tied them up... Both oso wan to be the tightest 1 so tat they are more GING lor... Who knows in the end they were murdered cuz the FATTY is finding replacement...

3) The 3rd is bout dead mother blessed their child for their life but not money...

This is the scene bout they're praying their mother who had passed away for a year... All of them are blessing for their business and wealth... This 3 are quite SOHAI oso... Mark Lee (skiiny 1) told her mum tat "Ask ur frenz up ter bless me to cuz ur rp ter for a year, for sure u knw many frenz lor"...

"Eh here got sell any bra? With mickey mouse design on it? Size I think large would be better..." Tis is wer the mother of him keeps bugging him at night until he BEHTAHAN... She wants him to get her, her mickey mouse bra... Very 7 FAI...

This is wer 3 brothers get their mum's "SUN JU PAI" back home cuz their mum blessed their life...

This is the 1st mandarin movie tat I watched in cinema and it is SUPERBLY HILARIOUS... My recommendation...

Rating 8.8/10... FUNNY...

GR8 Answer by GR8 Students

2009-09-26T16:15:00.005+08:00

Y I'm not as creative as they are when I took my exams in school... STUPID me!!!

This student did a good job...

The answer is totally correct...

Smart nursery student with brilliant knowledge...

This is the answer make Mr. Lee Wai Kit scold "You Bloody Hell"...

This makes Mr. Lee Wai Kit specs getting thicker each day...

Mr. Lee Wai Kit retire becuz of this...

I wish I can give this answer to a hot teacher... Yeah...

I think Miss. Jaswan R.I.P becuz of this answer...

Actually, the answer is correct...

I really dunno why, I'm not as smart as they are...

The teacher was totally wrong... How can it be 0/10...

Albert Einstien the Jr...

I really dunno how they get this answer... They are way much more innovative then we are now...

* I'll be happy if my students gimme all those answers...

Salam Aidilfitri

2009-09-21T12:50:00.003+08:00

During Hari Raya of cuz I will wish all muslims Salam Aidilfitri lar... U know y? Cuz we SATU MALAYSIA mah... Our PM urged us to do so mah... And oso buy tat saham ler (AMANAH SAHAM SATU MALAYSIA)... Interest oso almost same like bank, so lil...

I get to know tat no ppl buy ler... So know the amanah pushed it to the student lor... So tat student can ask their Papa Mama Foundation give them $$$$$ to buy lor... Haiz very good business mine... GING... M'sia-BOLEH...

Ok wat I do during tis raya:-

1) Bk on 19th around 4pm, den of cuz FUCKING jamm lor... Jammed ady almost 1 hr... Our Malay Same Bun reali very unite... All balik kampung at the same time...

2) Wen reached hometown asked my fren wer to go at nite, he said 2nite late abit lor cuz wana hug his mummy... Pundek him...

3) At nite go find my gf lor cuz all my frens oso wana kiss or hug their mummy... Den only gathered with my frenz around 11pm... After yumcha go home sleep lor...

4) On the next day, early morning of cuz can't wake up lor cuz sleep late mah... So wake up at 1pm... Den go to WingLokYuen to have lunch with frens... After tat we go to our Uncle's house play snooker... Pundek all full so waited for some time... Played LUCKY and lose $10++... Ok lor, cuz 2 of my frenz Ah Fook & Ah yip din 'Ban 7' me... So lucky...

5) But on the same day one of my fren Mr. Jarod Phung said wanna play mahjong but he FFK oso mah... Same with his gf lor... PILOT oso (flying boeing 777)...

6) At nite dinner with family lor... Den went to a fren house for BBQ party... Go ter to make the party hotter cuz all oso educated human mah... So go ter said out all vulgar words and salty wet stuffs... Around 11.30pm other group of 'Pung Yau' went to my house for liqour... All oso drink so lil... Same said wan2 drive lar tis lar tat lar... Let ppl TIU lar...

7) The 3rd day, woke up at 9am... LIAMA, last nite sleep around 4 smting I tink... Like no sleep... So early wake up of cuz breakfast with my gf lor... I'm so GOOD rite? After breakfast went to my gf "EARLY CLOCK" house to tidy up some old steel to sell... Sold RM77.30 for around 140kgs... MAHAI only RM0.50 per KG... After my "Canada was flooded of cuz go home take bath lor"... And now waiting my frens to call me for outing...

Hari Raya is very boring for CHINESE and INDIAN, I tink... But MALAY syiok lor, cuz visit their graveyard frens... Reali duno wat rules ler... If Chinese go to cemetry during CNY, 67 lor, no 'Ma Piu' kena lor, 3 bad 6 wok, do wat oso dum dum dum...

* But anyhow SELAMAT HARI RAYA. MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN. SALAM AIDILFITRI... SATU MALAYSIA YEAH...

Funny Politician Interview...

2009-09-18T14:13:00.002+08:00

The scene - March 2009. Datuk Seri Mohd. Ali Bin Mohd. Rustam has just won the Deputy President post in the UMNO elections. By convention, he has also been appointed to be the Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia . Soon after, criticism began to mount on his credentials as Deputy Prime Minister. Amongst those criticisms are that he lacks knowledge in foreign relations and the economy and also of his poor command of the English language.
In order to dispel those criticisms, an interview was arranged with American news company Bloomberg. Here is the transcript of that interview.

Interviewer: Good evening, you’re with me, Condelezza Cruz on a special interview with Mr. Mohd Ali Mohd Rustam, the new deputy prime minister of Malaysia . We will be asking his views on a number of pertinent issues in Malaysia and the world. First of all Mr. Ali Rustam, congratulations on being elected as Deputy President of the United Malays National Organization or UMNO, a part of the ruling Barisan Nasional coalition.

Ali Rustam: Tenkiu very much. Actuallyyyy… I want to correct you. I am actuallyyy a ‘Datuk Seri’. You know ‘Datuk Seri’? It’s a title we give in Malaysia . Like the ‘Sir’ that your Queen give you. But we got a lot of titles, got Datuk, Datuk Seri, Tan Sri and oso Tun.

Interviewer: My humblest apologies, Datuk Seri. And I believe that you are referring to the knighthood awarded by the His Majesty the Queen of England . However, Bloomberg is an American company.

Ali Rustam: Amerika? Sorry, sorry, you all look the same. Of course, Amerika. Oh you got Obama right? Obama is good! He is negro but he become President. Goodlah like that. Amerika now good, hopefully doesn’t become setan anymore. You know setan? We Muslims believe got Setan. Devil. Setan very bad. Amerika oso very bad last time, like devil. Now maybe with Obama Amerika can become good.

Interviewer: Yes, Mr. Obama is the first African American president of the United States .

Ali Rustam: Yeah, his father is negro, right?

Interviewer: (ignoring the ‘negro’ remark) It’s interesting Datuk Seri that you brought up Mr. Obama as the first black American president. Can you ever see the same thing happening in Malaysia ?

Ali Rustam: No, no, no, Malaysia don’t have negros. Indians have lah.

Interviewer: Can an ethnic Indian become the prime minister then? Or an ethnic Chinese?

Ali Rustam: No, no, no, cannot! Only Melayu can become PM. You see, the Malaysia is last time owned by the Malays Only later the Indians and Chinese come. We take them in, of course. We got this social contract between the races. They cannot become PM, of course. In Malaysia we got ketuanan Melayu, you know? You know ketuanan Melayu?

Interviewer: Yes, I am familiar with the concept of ‘ketuanan Melayu’, or Malay supremacy.

Ali Rustam: Yes, yes, Malays are supremacy. Malaysia used to be tanah Melayu you see? Now it is Malaysia , but still belong to the Malays. You see, you must understand, Malays have our own ajenda. The Chinese and Indians must understand. They are Malaysian oso, but they cannot lebih-lebih, you see?

Interviewer: So it’s impossible to see a non-Malay PM in Malaysia ?

Ali Rustam: Not impossible-lah. Nothing is impossible. But cannot lah. Like I said, Malays have got our own ajenda. The Chinese and Indians oso got thier ajenda. So we got to compromise lah. You white people won’t understand.

Interviewer: Actually Datuk Seri, I am Hispanic.

Ali Rustam: Why you panic?

Interviewer: Hispanic. It’s alright Datuk Seri. Moving on, with the world being embroiled in the global financial crisis, what steps will Malaysia take to buffer the effects?

Ali Rustam: Buffer means what?

Interviewer: To cushion the effects.

Ali Rustam: Oh, kusyen. Actuallyyyy… this ekonomi question all you don’t ask me. The Finance Minister is Datuk Najib, our PM. Or you can ask the mamak guy, what’s his name? Oh Nor Yaacop. Ekonomi is not my portfolio. I am ketua menteri Melaka. I know about tourism. You know Melaka?

Interviewer: It is a state in the Federation of Malaysia, am I correct?

Ali Rustam: Correct! Goodlah you, you know Melaka. You must already watch the Shah Rukh Khan movie One Two Ka Four right? Good movie right? You know, we give Datuk to Shah Rukh Khan? He told me he is very happy, he said he will come to Melaka always. We oso thinking of naming a street after him. Jalan Shah Rukh Khan. Probably in those DAP areas.

Interviewer: Can I just pick up on what you said. You mentioned the Democratic Action Party or DAP, part of the opposition coalition of Pakatan Rakyat, or People’s Alliance . Last year, the oppositon have made siginificant inroads during the 12th General Elections. Can you share with us your thoughts on why this occured.

Ali Rustam: Actuallyyy… these opposition they lie to the people. They say that UMNO is bad. We are not bad. We are good! We lead Malaysia for 51 years you know! You see, Malaysia now very developed! They won a lot because they lie to people. But I think now the people understand, the people realize that only UMNO and Barisan Nasional can take care of Malaysia.

Interviewer: But you cannot deny that their influence have increased, especially under the leadership of Mr. Anwar Ibrahim.

Ali Rustam: Anwar? He is big liar. He lie to the people. he said last year September 16 he can make the government, but don’t have! We still the government! No one believes him. You know, he got big problems already. You know he has court case? I don’t want to say anything lah, but a guy said that Anwar sodomized him. I don’t want to say anything about that lah. But the guy swear on the Quran that Anwar did it. Swearing is not a small thing you know!

Interviewer: …

Ali Rustam: But like I said, I don’t want to say anything about that. Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t. I tell you what I think later, okay?

Interviewer: … Moving on, as the new deputy prime minister, what is your vision for the future of Malaysia .

Ali Rustam: Vision? Oh you mean Vision 2020. That one last time our former PM, Tun Mahathir, you know him?

Interviewer: Yes, Dr. Mahathir Bin Mohammad.

Ali Rustam: Good, you know! So last time Tun came up with vision 2020. Wawasan Dua Puluh Dua Puluh, we say in Malay. And then you know Pak Lah become PM. You know Pak Lah?

Interviewer: Yes Datuk Seri. Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, the former PM.

Ali Rustam: So Pak Lah came and he extended vision 2020. So now vision 2020 is in 2050.

Interviwer: So its now vision 2050?

Ali Rustam: No, no, no, you whites don’t understand. It’s still vision 2020, but in 2050. But now that Datuk Seri Najib is the PM, I dunno whether its still in 2050 or 2020. But to answer your question, yes, I have vision 2020.

Interviwer: … That is all the time we have for this interview. Once again Datuk Seri, congratulations on being the deputy UMNO President, and congratulations on being appointed as the deputy prime minister. All the best to you and your country.

Ali Rustam: Your welcome. This interview shown on Astro, right? What time?

Interviwer: … We’ll inform you later.

Note: This is a purely fictional interview, conjured up for the sake of humour. I am not implying that Mr. Ali Rustam is a bad at foreign relations, ethnic relations, the economy nor am I implying that his English is bad. Basically, I am not implying that the real Ali Rustam is an idiot. I’m sure he isn’t. (from a blogger)

stay or LARI ???

2009-09-14T16:42:00.002+08:00

HAIH, I'm very 7 confuse and 'farn'...

Today when I'm having lunch, I recieved a call from the previous company that offered my high salary... Asking me if I'm still interested with them?

The boss said "Roger, I'm ??? ah. Are u still interested to work for me?"
Me said "Erm, I'd ady promised my boss to stay wor..."
He said "I'm very urgent now cuz no designer ler. Like this lar I pay you extra RM?K... How?"
Me said "Wah like this meh? Gimme few days time, contact you later..."
He said "Ok den"

Haih, I'm very 7 confused now... Each and every moment is thinking bout it... TAILOW extra RM?K every month wor... CIBAI... Me reali gila now... So wer shud I go?

Y, I'm confused? See below...

Haih, I promised my current boss ady mah. He added my salary so I promised him to stay lor. But...

But money wor, who dun one... If scare the money smell fishy den wash lor... Haih, all bout money. And...

And my heart oso not tat 'SER TUCK' to leave this company cuz work for so long and colleagues are gr8 here... Haih but money is much more important ler...

Fren wat shud I do now? Pls help me... MTRFKR... Ahhhhhhhh!!!

Hungry Ghost Festival

2009-09-12T09:32:00.010+08:00

Hungry Ghost Festival... Didn't mean that the ghost is hungry and came out to look for food lar...

Hungry Ghost Festival was celebrated on the 14th day of 7th month lunar calendar... In Hokkien it is knowned as "Poh Toh" and Mandarin "Yu Lan"... But whatever they named it I only know "Chert Yuet Sup Sei"...

Chinese folklore has it tat the gates of the lower realms (HELL) are opened during this month and ghosts are allowed to roam the living world freely... But celebrations are being carried out throughout the month to placate the spirits...

This year I oso celebrate this festival cuz my boss is the president to held this festival... So have to give face lor... If not next year increment a bit hard lar... The celebration was held in Kg. Baru Sg. Buloh, the place I work...

When I enter the praying ceremony I saw this big paper statue sitting under the canopy like "Tai Kor"... He look like TRANSFORMER lor but chinese version one lar... He's the God of Hades!!!

Then a colleague of mine asked me to pray pray lor... So have to PAY before you PRAY... He ask me to pay RM5 but I dun have small change, den have to pay RM10 lor... Haiz

This is wat I get for the praying thingy... Not all lar only take one...

The below are wat I saw wen I'm praying or worshipping:-

The God Of Hades...

Roadtax for cars... GING... JRJ? Stands for Jom Rasuah Jom...
And notice the number? Just came out few days ago...

A table for the remembrance of the deceased... Nicely arranged...

New clothes for them to "Seong Low"...

The Queen Hell cruise...

If no ticket for the cruise, can ride horse oso...

Or win some money to get free ticket... But only for our other world neighbour lar...

I think they oso can get wat we have here... So dun have to worry lor, cuz their world is so updated too...

After all the tiring worshipping and prayers, my colleague and me go find our table and get ready for dinner lor... But I din stay long ter cuz very boring mah... So I manage to feed my stomach with:-

"Ping Poon", appetizer...

Shary Fins Soup...

Stewed knuckle...

While eating got performance oso lar... By old lady, eat oso wana vomit straight ahead cuz she reali "But Ji Leong Lik"... Meaning, didn't use the mirror to look on herself carefully...

Around 9:30pm I oso cabut lor... Apparently, 11pm is midnight for the Chinese, and it was when everyone helped to bring the entire display of paper effigies and items to a big field to be burnt... A Master chanted and rang a bell to reduce the sins of the souls. The longer the bell is rung, the more sins are absolved. The burning of all the paper effigies symbolises the return of the gods to the other world.

The effigy of the paper God Of Hades relocated to an open ground...

Fire are ignited to sent the God back to Hades... Fire beginning to burn fiercely, so the God say Bye-Bye lor...

* This is what Hungry Ghost Festival was...

Why students get 21As?

2009-09-11T16:52:00.004+08:00

How to explain the fact that students are much more smarter or clever recently, compare to ours' grandfathers era?

Are students reali do getting smarter? Or the question getting much more easier?

Let put things in proper perspective... During our grandfather's era, they would ask exam question like:-

"In what year did Parameswara founded the kingdom of Malacca?"...
And the answer would be "1402"...

At that time only small percentage of student passed...

Den my father's era they change the way for a question to:-
"In what year Parameswara founded Malacca?"...
And the answer:-
a) 1480
b) 1500
c) 1402
d) 1502
e) 1408
Pls tick the correct answer...

Later then, the authorities change a different tactic so students get betta results...

So the question, "Parameswara founded Malacca in 1402"... TRUE or FALSE?...
Found out that 50% of students passed... Like playing "Who wants to be a millionaire"...

But the authorities weren't happy enuf, so the cracked their FUCKING heads and came out with this one:-

"Parameswara, the cousin of ProtonIswara, founded Malacca in the year of 1402"
(underline who founded Malacca)

Wah this time 65% students passed lor... But for the same reason the authorities still not contented... So last year they came out with this multi-million dollar question:-

"One day in the year of 1402, Parameswara founded the kingdom of Malacca. Then he went out for dinner cuz walked for a long distance. So what did he eat?...
10% handed in blank paper
60% answered MEE MAGGI
10% go for KFC
20% wrote NASI LEMAK
The rite answer was anything concerning FOOD of cuz...

So the authorities were all so happy, they booked a room in "Tin Seong Yan Gan" ...

What brilliant students we have HERE... Well done BOLEHland...

*Perhaps, this is why we have a host of students with an impressive string of 'As'...

Luxurious Brand & Their Founder

2009-09-10T10:11:00.002+08:00

All homo-sapiens in this world also wish to own a piece of luxury brand goods... But what to do? The prices of this luxury piece is so so damn MAHAI... Not all people also got that much money mah... Some of them who own it, willing to tied-up their stomach only for this luxurious goodies...

But do you all know the history of these luxurious masterpiece?

Cartier
Founded in 1847 by Louis Francois Cartier...
Known for numerous pieces of jewelry...

Patek Philippe

Founded in 1851 by Antoni Norbert Patek...

Supply watches to the Royalties...

Most expensive watch ever, costing USD$ 11,000,000...

Franck Muller

Founded in 1984 by Franck Muller...

A noted Swiss watchmaker knwon for creating complicated timepieces...

Mercedes Benz

Founded in 1881 by Karl Benz...

A division of Daimler AG, manufacturer of automobiles, buses, coaches and trucks...

BMW (Bavarian Motor Work)

Founded in 1916 by Franz Josef Popp...

Known for its performance and luxury vehicles...

Parent company of Rolls Royce Motor Cars...

Louis Vuitton (pronounce as LOO-EE VUI-TORN)

Founded in 1853 by Louis Vuitton Malletier...

Renowned for trunks and luggage retailer...

Chanel

Founded in 1847 by Gabrielle Bonheur Coco Chanel...

Specializing in luxury goods such as haute couture, ready to wear, handbags and etc...

Burberry

Founded in 1856 by Thomas Burberry...

Renowned for outdoors attire...

X-Lala

Founded in 1985 by Roger Chai...

Renowned for critisizing and hating LALA

* Luxurious goods will lead you to Ah Long if your not rich, so don't tied-up your stomach just for that piece of item for you to just show off... To all my frens please don't ever try to buy luxury goods for your GF, if not you will call 911...

I Love My Company Very Much!

2009-09-07T11:38:00.003+08:00

Sorry to my all readers, for not updating new post in this few days as I'm F***ING buzy nowadays... Buzy for MIFF preparation... So this post of cuz will relate my company lor...

Y do I love my company so much? Cuz when others are still sleeping in their bed... I have to wake up at 7:45 am to get my butt off to work... My company, I think is the most HARDWORKING company in whole Sg. Buloh... As others company closed for public holiday, but my company was still operating... What a good MODELROLE company... I'm very please to enter this company as they're the most busiest of all (pretend to be lor)...

NIASING, other ppl off for public holiday and me PUBIC holiday lor... Work like hell, ass-hole, shit... Reali WTF, I'm reali very 7 moodless...

This is the list of my company public holiday :-
- New Year
- CNY
- Labour Day
- Merdeka
- Sultan Selangor B'day
- Agong's Bday
- Hari Raya
- Christmas

Others company public holiday list :-
- New Year
- CNY
- Labour Day
- Merdeka
- Sultan Selangor B'day
- Agong's Bday
- Hari Raya
- Christmas
- Thaipusum
- Wesak
- Awal Muharam
- Nuzul Al-Quran
- Etc...

I think I'm goin to apply for the M'sia Book Of Record for the title of "THE COMPANY WITH THE MOST LEAST PUBLIC HOLIDAY" and "THE MOST TORTURING COMPANY OF ALL"... Luckily my salary increase, if not I sing till this comapny also fall...

Latest Version of Lunar 7th July

2009-08-27T11:53:00.004+08:00

Yesterday was the Valentine's Day for chinese, according to chinese ancestors or myth lar... I get to know it from my fren... And get a details of info from Mr. Jarod's blog... But do u guys know bout the latest version of this romantic story between a goddess and a human? Well it all begins like this...

Main character :-

Ngau Long (Cow Wolf), a tough muscular guy...

Jik Lui (Stain Girl), graceful and beautiful goddess...

Supporting actor :-

Swallow, a bird with lots of saliva...

Once upon a time there's a goddess named Jik Lui who loves to weave cuz she had nothing to do up there instead of weaving clothes to other god and goddess... So 1 day while she was surfing the net she accidentally type the word "COCK" instead of "CLOCK" ... So she was wondering what the fuck is that? Only a meat stick... So in curiousity she flew down to earth to find "COCK" ...

When she reached earth she saw a man (Ngau Long) playing with it's meat stick (meaning masturbating)...

Suddenly Ngau Long found out that someone is looking at him... So Jik Lui ran away while Ngau Long dressed up and chase after... Jik Lui saw a river so she undressed herself in a blink of eye and jump into the river cuz she got SuperPower (hollow woman)... Ngau Long reached the shore and couldn't see anything instead of few pieces of a goddess clothes (sari kinda dress, ancient bra, panties with pad & nike shoe)...

But suddenly Jik Lui's body revealing bit by bit cuz the SuperPower won't be effective in water... Ngau Long make a whistling sound and Jik Lui's face was red... Jik Lui walk up to the shore with a 36DD, 23, 38 body figure... Ngau Long "BEHTAHAN" and grab Jik Lui and test drive her... They make love 7 x 7 = 49 styles...

After finished their 69 some god came down and catched Jik Lui barenaked, bringing her back... Jik Lui was very upset while Ngau Long was very tired...

Ngau Long's meat stick became smaller and the swallows in the sky thought that it was a big fat worm... So they flew down to Ngau Long for the worm...

After a long while, Jik Lui msn Ngau Long that they will meet each other on the Lunar Year 7th July as remembrance for their 7 x 7 styles... The swallows make the brigde b'cuz they will be ready to attack the big fat worm...

* They are so romantic*

Malaysian PM or Father's!!!

2009-08-26T13:52:00.004+08:00

Since ours' National Day, around the corner, I would like to refresh our mind and recall back all my historical thingy... I still remember when I was in the secondary school era my history or in malay "SEJARAH" , never reach 'A'... So embarass...

So in this blog I'm going to write about our 1st Prime Minister till current Prime Minister (not Transformer Optimus Prime)... But one thing that I really don't understand, why do all of our Prime Minister known with a "BAPA" or the Father of ???... But after this I will get to know why...

Do you all remember whose the Father of this or that? I bet you guys didn't remember... So let me recall you guys...

The 1st untill 6th:-

1) Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-Haj : "Bapa Kemerdekaan" or "Father of Independent"

2) Tun Abdul Razak : "Bapa Pembangunan" or "Father of Developement"

3) Tun Hussein Onn : "Bapa Perpaduan" or "Father of Unity"

4) Tun Mahathir : "Bapa Permodenan" or "Father of Modernism"

5) Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi : "Bapa Yang Letih" or "A Tired Father"

6) Datuk Seri Najib : "Bapa Orang" or "People's Father"

Let us sing our "NEGARAKU" ...

Ne...ga...ra...ku...,

Tanah tumpahnya da...rahku,

Rakyat hidup... bersatu dan... maju,

Rahmat bahgia..., Tuhan kurniakan...,

Raja kita... selamat bertakhta...,

Rahmat bahgia..., Tuhan kurniakan...,

Raja kita... selamat bertakhta....

Special thanks to all of ours' FATHERS-FATHERS 'above' (some in heaven, some not yet...)

My Frens...

2009-08-24T16:11:00.010+08:00

I like my frens... Y? Cos I like to write bout them... And the bestest ting ever is that they won't get mad of me... They are real good fens of mine... But some of them reali need to accept my criticize so they will improve from their weakness...

Like me I will oso accept other critics on me so I can do betta...

So frens dun get MAD wen I talk straight in the followings :-

There's Beauty & The Beast tales... But tis is "Mei Lui Yu Kum Sau"... Instead of "Yeh Sau"...

Hehe, am I cute? But my frens said that they are fake... (B**B)...

Tiu, my mum no wash my clothes... Machaucibai...

My Pubic Hair is growing faster den WeiChong's hair... Quote by Siyun...

CIBAI... YunNam cheated me...

Hehe, happy ler... We produce 'CHEWCHOW' baby in Bali... hehe...

Tis fucker fart in my house... He uses his LOL to cover...

I'm the Guardian Angel... Hallelujah...

After tis reunion dinner I need to perform opera, so need to drink red wine so I dun have to rush for make-up... See my face so shining...

Hey every1, my logongjai attend my convo... I'm still a virgin, don't u notice my "V" sign... Gaylo yeh...

She reali did change alot... Her swim wear was designed by a famous Italian designer 'Gigi Vergigi'...

Can't write bout her too sensitive cuz she will said tat I'm very MEAN... But in tis pic she's like just accomplished her kungfu session (ATAS KATIL)....

Always oso said tat ur 'V'... But anyway, congrats on ur 2ND BABY...

Who said my COCK is small... Altho, it's a size of a toothpick but at least I have something with me...

Have u ever see him post like tis in KAMPAR? He'll only do it in "UK"...

Yeah I took away Jackie's 'PIG'... Haha

I'm a SAILORMOON... Change now "Itaee Itaee Yo"...

Lawyer sing like tis lor... So in FEEL...

Haha, TIULEILAR... MACHAUHAI... Those words always come out from the mouth of a so-called 'Cooperate Flight Attendent'...

Now u see it, now u dun... Can u see it? (0) (0)

So they are my frens lor...

KAMASUTRA!!!

2009-08-20T15:37:00.002+08:00

What is KAMASUTRA?

The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian text widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behavior in Sanskrit literature written by the Indian scholar Mallanāga Vātsyāyana. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sex. It is largely in prose, with many inserted anustubh poetry verses. Kāma means sensual or sexual pleasure, and "sūtra" literally means a thread or line that holds things together, and more metaphorically refers to an aphorism (or line, rule, formula), or a collection of such aphorisms in the form of a manual. The Kama Sutra is the oldest and most notable of a group of texts known generically as Kama Shastra (Sanskrit: Kāma Śhāstra). Traditionally, the first transmission of Kama Shastra or "Discipline of Kama" is attributed to Nandi the sacred bull, Shiva's doorkeeper, who was moved to sacred utterance by overhearing the lovemaking of the god and his wife Parvati and later recorded his utterances for the benefit of mankind. ( FROM WIKIPEDIA )...

Kongket
Adalah
Mainan
Amat
Seronok
Umpama
Tongkat
Rancap
Anal... ( FROM A::Roger::Production)

The following are some of the KAMASUTRA pose :-

Musical KAMASUTRA

Multiple pose of KAMASUTRA

Even machine oso KAMASUTRA...

* To all out there, after reading this post please be advice that have FUN now... Sorry the correct word is have FUCK now...

Guide To Weightloss...

2009-08-19T16:43:00.003+08:00

All had earlier read bout DIET FAQ'S, tis is more technical:-

1) REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent = 12 Calories
Without her consent = 2,187 Calories

2) OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands = 8 Calories
With 1 hand = 12 Calories
With ur teeth = 485 Calories

3) PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection = 6 Calories
Without an erection = 3,315 Calories

4) POSITIONS:
Missionary = 12 Calories
69 Lying down = 78 Calories
69 Standing up = 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow = 216 Calories
Doggy Style = 326 Calories
Italian chandelier = 2,912 Calories

5) ORGASMS:
Real = 112 Calories
Fake = 1,315 Calories

6) POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging = 18 Calories
Getting up immediately = 36 Calories
Explaining y u got out of bed immediately = 816 Calories

7) GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If u r:20-29 years = 36 Calories
30-39 years = 80 Calories
40-49 years = 124 Calories
50-59 years = 1,972 Calories
60-69 years = 7,916 Calories70
Over = Results r stil pending

8) DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly = 32 Calories
In a hurry = 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door = 5,218 Calories
With ur wife knocking at the door = 13,521 Calories

*All results may vary!

Ter's alot of sadness in the world rite now, as you read this... Millions of males are having SEX!!! N u'r on the computer...

Bday Bash at Apartment Suria KIP...

2009-08-15T11:45:00.002+08:00

Today, 15th August 2009... I'm having a bday party at my home, inviting few of my frens (Louis Koo, Mr. & Mrs. Jarod, Lilian Too, Sandra Ng, my bro and my GF) ... For those I din invite can come over too with gift, if no gift den ur not invited (just gimme a call)... Late comers can help to clean up after our meal (wash dishes, sweep & mop floor, wipe table and wash bathroom also)...

So the menu for the party:-

Appetizer...
"Chilled PLAIN FLAVOUR jellies"

Main course...
"Curry SWINEFLU pork balls"
"Fried bihun with OIL and SALT only"
"Fried LEFTOVER nuggets and fries"
"Fried chicken wings BONES"

Desserts...
"EXPIRED cake"

Refreshment...
"1 TEASPOON of Sunquick Ice Tea juice for each person"

For sure all my frens will get very full, so it's worth their gifts...

Venue : Apartment Suria KIP.
Date : 15th August 2009.
Time : 9pm.
Attire : The lesser u wear the bigger the eyes will be.
What to bring along : Expensive gift's (at least RM1K & above). For professionals (at least RM2K).

Who Is The Boss?

2009-08-14T15:04:00.004+08:00

On the 13th of August, I tendered my 1st ever resignation letter. I did it becuz and of cuz I got betta offer lor... Actually I'm thinking shud I go to the other company as my current company with the other are 'SEIDUITHAU'... But becuz of $$$ so I leave lor. But all ended up when my BOSS called for a meeting.

The dialouge :-

BOSS : Roger why ler?
Roger : Got betta offer lor...
BOSS : Actuali I know which company lar. Cuz in Sg. Buloh only that company will korek my employee.
Roger : But what I did for this company I didn't get back anything at all. Just a small sum of increment that reali over. So I tink I shud change to a new company and environment. Cuz what I did previously was only wasting shit.

(BOSS oso smoke lor cuz very headache as I'm resigning)

BOSS : So u ady decided?
Roger : Yes.
BOSS : That side give u how much?
Roger : Very high pay if compare...

(BOSS keep smoking and drink water. Both of us keep silent for 15mins in a 4 wall square box)

Roger : Ok BOSS I tell u frankly, I reali very disappointed with what I get back from what I'd done for this company. I reali did evryting with my heart but in the end I get back shit. Reali heartache cuz wasted all my ENERGY, SPIRIT, TIME, FUTURE, HEART and SWEAT. I reali did my best of best so that my BOSS can feel it, so that I get high increment. But I'm reali disappointed in the end.

(BOSS keep silent again for few mins...)

BOSS : If u reali go to that company den u'll spoilt ur future cuz that company was known for a copycat.
Roger : Actuali there's 2 companies hiring, which is a furniture and an interior firm. Their salary is high oso.
BOSS : If u reali go to work for that particular company den reali a waste lar. But interior I'm not so sure cuz I'm not in interior field.
Roger : Ya I know.

(Both parties oso in silent mode for a moment)

Roger : I know that the economy is very very bad now. But I oso know that my designs reali sellable. Not only 1 or 2 series but all of them is still selling or shud I say goin smooth... I reali can't stand the fact that I get back so so lil as I'd placed in all my heart to this company.
BOSS : Erm... erm...

(BOSS smoke again, thinking how much he shud pay me again)

BOSS : Ok Roger, I pay u RM****... So are u goin to stay?
Roger : Ok let me tink of it 1st.
BOSS : Ok u tink of it, but let me know after ur lunch. Cuz I'm a straight person who dun like to waste time.
Roger : Ok den...

(BOSS called me around 3pm for my confirmation. So wen to his office again)

BOSS : So how Roger (smiling)...
Roger : Ok u pay me RM**** den I stay.
BOSS : Ok lar, I pay u but u must work with ur heart.
Roger : Of cuz I work with my heart cuz those are my designs. I oso want the whole world to recognise my design.
BOSS : Ok den, I'll tell them ur increment. But please remember not to tell others bout ur increment.
Roger : Of cuz, of cuz...

* Haha, in 1 month time I get 3 times of increment. So whose the BOSS now? I know that the account department is wondering what happen between BOSS andm ME... So next month I'm not gonna eat sand anymore...

Yesterday...

2009-08-12T11:34:00.003+08:00

Why is the post title 'Yesterday'? Cuz I wanna talk bout yesterday lor... TIU... Wake up at 7:45am... At 8:15am ready to work... Reached office at 8.45am and start work at 9am... Once sit down start surfing net lor... Den do some sketches... Stop awhile, play online games and continue my work after that... So those are my duties for the first half of my working hour...

At lunch time I went for an interview... Reached the company and meet with the boss... So he go tru my resume, ask me bout related stuffs... Ask me my offer, so I told him the amount and he agree to pay me that amount... WAW... And from that moment onwards my life totally change from grayish to rainbow... I reali din tot that I can get that salary... So now I can resign ady, HAHA... I'm reali happy yesterday...

So at nite went for a movie (009) at 9:50pm... Reali the most boring so called comedy movie of all... Reali wasting $$$ for that SOHAI movie... Haiz... And this will be the most poor comedy that WONG JING's produce... I will give 2/10... Not funny at all... 10% HK actor/actress and 89% CHINA mari and the 1% from TAIWAN... FUCK... Very very CHAR...

Went home... Reached home around 11:45pm... Chitchat abit den sleep... What a YESTERDAY...

The World Sexiest 2009...

2009-08-10T11:53:00.005+08:00

I tink tis will be the most view post of all... Most viewers are guys of cos but some of the gals will view too cos they wanna know what are they lack of... So to all the guys and all my frens plz enjoy, but dun play JOYJOY...

The list for top 10 FHM SEXIEST WOMEN 2009...

10. Freida Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire... Her leg, OMG...

9. Anna Friel... So so lar...

8. Kristen Kreuk from Smallville... Petite...

7. Elisha Cuthber from Girl Next Door... The unique look...

6. Adriana Lima, a model... Guys will know her well, as her **** photos spreading wide in cyberworld...

5. Keeley Hazell, have an affair with Beckham before... Waw guys, notice her cherries?

4. Britney Spears, the busuk 1...

3. Jessica Alba, no need to sat anything lor... See her buns oso enuf...

2. Megan Fox from Transformer... She reali did transformed into a very very good form...

1. Cheryl Cole, a member of Girls Aloud... Erm tis 1 I dun tink she tat sexy enuf...

* To all my frens plz dun TFK or surf on their porn photos...

World Most Expensive...

2009-08-08T14:59:00.006+08:00

Haiz... Rich man's toys... Haiz...

This PUNDEK house in Mumbai, India... Costs USD2 bil... Owned by Mr. Mukesh Ambani (world 5th richest LANJIAU)... This is wat I call a HOME...

This SOHAI apartment in London cost USD200 mil per unit... Designed by Richard Roger and owned by Dubai's...

An exclusive watch by Chopard, cost USD25 mil... I duno WTF it is... Ugly Design...

This Blue Diamond Ring by Chopard oso, which cost USD16.46 mil... CHAUCIBAI... This is nice...

This 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupe cost, USD8.7 mil... AAHH...

Fren, hard drive oso cost, USD4.4 mil ler... By RamSan 6200... Bookshelve...

This GoldVish Piece Unique phone, cost USD1.6 mil... Reali wondering which SEISOHAI will buy it... Stupid design...

Fucker, this club charge USD507,000.00 annually... Wat a RICHMAN'S IMC (Hong Kong)... Now I'm extablishing a club for the poor... POKKAIMAN'S M'sia only...

As I like pool but I wont play on this table that cost USD177,000... 67... This master piece was designed by Vincent Facquet...

What a bottle of good whisky. Costing USD143,020 for this Irish Whisky...

SOHAI suit for SOHAI ppl... Astounding USD100,000 for this piece of cloth by Alexander Amosu... M16 proof...

What a cute bug... Nice to see, nice to hold, once you buy consider OH... It cost USD89,000 for only a Stag Beetle in Japan...

For smokers out there... If you wannabe a cool smoker, plz grab this masterpiece that cost USD79,000.00... Lighter by S.T. Dupont...

The most expensive president fry... A USD75,000 piece of Lincoln French Fry... Yummy...

Go for a vacation in this luxurious hotel that will cost you USD18,000/night... Ok lor can steal all their deco items... It's located in Antalya's named Mardan Palace...

Nice trash can ya? This trash can only accept wasted money... It cost USD15,000... Designed by Sylvie Flenry... Bday present for me!!!

Oohh... My black beauty... This CHAUHAI watermelon cost USD6,100... Wat a Densuke watermalon...

M'sia oso very proud ler... Cuz this orchid was in the list of the most expensive... This Rothschild's Slipper cost USD5,000... Can find in K.K. Sabah... Maytzy's hometown... Bring 1 for me ya...

Dun eat so many curry, if not they burn ur wallet... This Samundari Khazana (seafood treasure) by Indian's cost you USD3200 per dish...

From China to Paris... LV designed chopsticks that will cost USD450 per pair... SOHAI...

When will I get all of them?

123456789!!!

2009-08-07T11:14:00.002+08:00

Today will be the 1st time ever in history tat the world will have the time of 12:34:56 and date of 7-8-09 meaning tat 12:34:56-7-8-9... And today the largest Ah Long cooperation sent me the statement... The CREDIT CARD statement... Reali great cos now only left RM414.44 cos yesterday spent RM17.10 & RM12.90 from total amount of RM444.44... Tis time I reali sixseven lor, cos reali very pokkai... I oso duno y it happens to me... I'm just a naive person who just owned a piece of CC, but oso over budget... Haiz...

The amount for my CC is RM1.2K++... Wat to do? Frens out ter who can borrow me money... Dun ask me to call THOSE number ya... In deep shit now... My Bday party will be next week some more... Haiz... If Kinwah, Seong, Maytzy, CCY and Amanda celebrating for me den u guys buy me food lor... The food are (rice 10kg, can food at least 10, biscuits 3tins, instant noodle 2cartons, snack 2cartons & etc...), if we are reali GOOD FRENS...

Everytime I close my eyes, I thank the lord that I've got you... And you've got me too... And everytime I think of it I pinch myself cos I don't believe it's tru... Tat some1 like me deepshit too... (verse from BABIFACE)

Or shud I go to do 'BIG TEA RICE'?... Credit Card + Ah Long = My Credit Long...

No money... What to do?

2009-08-05T14:21:00.002+08:00

Haiz tis month is a very POKKAI month... Some more Bday... No money no cake lor, a piece of tart will do... Last month abit over budget ady... So tis month have to survive with only RM444.44 or less... Which equals to RM17.10 perday include petrol, 3 meals & groceries... 67 lor...

But no worries, cos I'd ady plan wat to do to survive...

I'd found some nice soft & juicy sand... So can eat lor... Very suitable oso ler...

If the temparature is hot den I can eat grass to cool myself down... Yummylicious...

In the dawn I can be a newspaper vendor, so tat I get more money... Hehe... Sorry to all 'gong-gong' & 'po-po' cos take over your business...

Tis will be a new place for me... Stil ok lar, at least there's shelter up there... So CCY, you stay alone lor... Cos no money for rental ady... You pay all lar...

Tis is my part time job oso... After end work at 6pm, you guys can see me in Dataran Sunway, Kota D'sara... From 7pm till 12am...

No money buy shoe, so the barefooted lor... The old 1, I sold away... Cos reali POKKAI...

Tis is my bathing area... The location is Sg. Buloh river... Nice & cool water... Very refreshing...

This is the only month that I'm this POKKAI,

Forcing myself to work more like a SOHAI,

My company got one FEAIHAI,

Makes me wanna fuck his mother FAHAI,

My Bday is after JULY,

So I invite my friends to my house to get HIGH,

All of them really very CHUNHAI,

Because there isn't food but only HAI,

If you guys don't mind then c'mon we get HIGHHIGH,

After that I'll kick you out and say BYEBYE,

At last but not least TIULEILOWMOGEHLANFAHAI,

ZIPPY WAIKATO...

2009-08-03T10:16:00.007+08:00

Tis will be my blog of my MAN'S BEST FREN... My puggie... Bought tis puggie before CNY 09'... It's a male with 'KUKUJIAU' but no 'CHUNDOI'... Haiz... His MKA registered name was ZIPPY WAIKATO, but of cos I wont named him tat lar... I named him 'SAI LOW', stands for lil' brother... Bcos I used to have 2 puggies and 1 of them was staying in Kampar with my parents cos she's very noisy till I got complained by neighbour... Luckily my parent pampered tat hybrid puggie very much...

SAI LOW's characters are :-

1) cute as it was

2) timid as a chicken

3) chubby baby

4) innocent as a virgin

5) smart in begging for food

6) hungry all the time

7) kinda handicap in funny way

8) eagerness to make love

9) pee in a mandom style

10) make me happy owiz...

Below are some of his pic...

Tis is his 1st pic... Took it wen bought it... Can u see his STUPIAK eyes?

Tis is his sexiest pic of all... Yeah sexy babe... Slurp...

Tis is d time wen he grow up and wanting to be AH LONG... I'm dealing with him... SOHAI...

How can I dun pamper him? So 7 cute...

U see tis SOHAI... Pretending he was DEAD...

* Love him*

ISA = Internal Security ACT (01/08/2009)

2009-08-01T13:39:00.005+08:00

ISA do or die...

ISA means Internal security ACT purpose to do pre-emptive strike againts communist during the 1950’s. Malaysia is a unique country which have act like the ISA, OSA, Hasutan, Police. I reali admire the government trying hard to preserve the UNITY & PEACE in Malaysia.

The below picture will explain evryting :-

But y do ppl protest?

This is the newest & latest version of DOTA...

Can u spot the 'stop it.' word?

Even a blog for "BLOGGERS AGAINST ISA"...

Wah tis is ISABUSTER...

Waw waw waw... ISA zalim!!! Mansuhkan...

Is ISA or other act so PARIA in M'sia? Haiz...

"SATU MALAYSIA"

Recommended movie... Very 7 SOHAI!

2009-07-30T09:14:00.003+08:00

Yesterday went to watch movie cos only cost RM18 for 3 person (CCY, Manda & Me)... At 1st tot of watching "Taking of Pelham 123", but movie ticket eelek... So decided to watch FEAIHAI movie lor... Since I'm a ******* oso... Bought 10:15pm ticket... Reach Cineleisure around 8:45pm, den go for dinner at IKANO Power Centre Food Court cos end of month ady so save abit lor... Finished dinner around 9:45pm, go buy karipap or curry puff at IKEA (cheap mah, half dozen only RM5.50)... Den walk to Cineleisure lor... Buy popcorn and drinks...

Enter cinema, Hall 1 - Row D3,4,5... Sit down den start eat lor... Movie started and watch lar... TIU...

Tis poster ady tell u evryting lor (I mean tis is a comedy movie or 'LUNGCRAB' movie...)

From tis picture u can see 3 SOHAI & LUNGCRAB...
From left : Will, Dr. Rick Marshall & Holly (Big boobies...)

Tis is a monkeyman named "CHAKA"... A very smart FUCKING creature... Very smart in 'chow sui' or taking advantages from Holly and he played Dr. Rick Marshall 'kukujiau'...

Tis is STUPIAK lizardman known as "SLEESTAK", very 7 SOHAI, LUMKEI, 2 DA 6...

OVERALL RATED : FAEIHAI
STAR RATED : **** = FUCK
Pros : Funny, Can laugh loud, Got boobies, Not bored...
Cons : Spent money, PK now, Waiting for salary, Eat dog biscuits...

My CV for new job... Haiz

2009-07-28T15:08:00.003+08:00

I'm reali in desperate mood to leave tis company ASAP... So to my frens out ter... Who eva browse tru smting related in hiring Furniture Designer pls let me knw ya... 10x...

Just a simple CV so tat I get a new job ASAP... Cross finger lor... Rmber frens plz help me find ya... U guys oso dun wana c me unhappy evry moment rite?... If u guys din contribute any den I'll write bad bout u in my blog... Fair & square... Hehehe...

My Ex-President!!!

2009-07-24T14:54:00.007+08:00

Who is HIM? The man is...

Tan Sri Dato' Professor Emeritus Dr. LimKokWing...

His name "GING" anot? Astounding, 39 words in the name above, to intro him... Heeww...

He's THE :-
Communications Guru ~ Branding Maestro ~ Educationist ~ Philanthropist ~ Artist ~ Cartoonist ~ Writer ~ Designer ~ Entrepreneur ~ Corporate Leader...

Check HIM out by just using your mouse and point the arrow to the web that I'd attached here = http://www.malaysia-innovation.com/ps_profile.htm

Tan Sri Dato' Professor Emeritus Dr. LimKokWing owns the Limkokwing Integrated Group with numbers of subsidiary companies... HE's also the youngest (in his 20s) and the first Asian to hold the post in one of the world’s largest international agencies... You see lar people so 7 "GING''... HE's the man behind the famous GULI-GULI...

HE, handpicked to help Nelson Mandela and the African National Council win South Africa's first free elections in 1994... Waw what a "MAN" ... He also held numbers of positions in public services... This shows that HE is a GOOD BOY...

And the ever breaking news :-
*Man of the Year – Women at Work magazine (please refer his photo above...)

In conclusion, I've nothing much to say... And just want to look in the mirror (why I'm not the one whose nominated for the MAN OF THE YEAR)... Maybe I'm not as macho as him :(

Office LUNGSTICK"CRAB"!!!

2009-07-23T13:43:00.003+08:00

What is a LUNGSTICK"CRAB" ?... Meaning tat, he's either useless, do annoying stuffs, do own stuffs during office hour, making others hate him, copycat, not dedicated, taking "blind salary", etc...

I reali don want to talk bad bout him... Cos he's reali hopeless... Tis is y I reali 'BEHTAHAN'... From yesterday he burn loadz of dvd... At 1st, I tot it was marketing request... But wen he starts work today he still keep on burning dvds'... Den I asked 1 of my colleague, wats goin on? She said she duno... So I check wat is he burning... LIAMAGAHAI... He's burning his downloaded movies from d net and take it back home... Movie title "Bleach, Ghost & few more"... He downloaded it all seasonly... PUNDEK him... He reali tot tat tis is he's father company... Internet and DVD from company (no nid pay lor)...

Tis is wat he's doin for 2 FUCKING days... U can click on d picture to enlarge it and u'll get to see wat time he still burning DVDS...

Tis are his collection... 5pcs only from yesterday till tis morning 11am...

He's reali "SUPERMAN''... A very successfull worker... Good worker... Worker of the year... Best worker... An a very creative and innovative designer...

I just hope tat 1 day BOSS himself will discover it... Since I'm leaving tis company... So all the best to you BOSS with a hardworking designer... Good Luck...

he "DID" it also...

2009-07-21T17:26:00.004+08:00

Ok, tis will be the most shortest blog ever...

21st of JULY 2009... I went to his office to "KING SO" ... At first he told me tat if he give me based on commission very fussy & hard to count... Den he tell me the price increment is RM300... Den I am very 7 "GUM JER" him lor... RM300 very 7 BIG lor, can use for the whole FUCKING year lor... He still can tell 7 me to work first lor, cos economy downturn lar, tis lar, tat lar... (In my heart : "LEI HUI BEI YAN TIU LAR") ... Yesterday, I asked the shipping department to count my designs sales... An amazing USD 316'000.00++ , which equals to RM 1'138'000.00... I only get 0.0032% from tat FUCKING BIG amount of my whole year EFFORT...

In the end... FUCK YOU!

And THANK YOU...

I "DID" it...

2009-07-18T13:53:00.004+08:00

17-07-09... I 'SHOWHAND' ady... Fortnight, I purposely draw few designs so tat I can meet 7 him as I can't see him d whole week ady... After discussing my designs den I oso express my feeling as below:-

Roger : Lowsai can discuss bout salary increment?

(His FUCKING BLOODY face oso turn black...)

BOSS : How to say ler?

(He drink water... Maybe he scared...)

Roger : Just wanna tell u tat d increment reali to lil'...
BOSS : So ur price is how much?

(In my heart, TIU of cos RM1k++ lor... STUPIAK... den continue our conversation...)

Roger : As u know rite, now tat ady 2 colleagues resign, so our work burden will increase lor rite?
BOSS : Yup...

(In my mind, TIU u oso knw ady den still dare to just add RM100... MAHAI...)

Roger : U oso know tat I can work rite, in tis 2 yrs?
BOSS : Mmm... Yes...
Roger : Den I'm still young, and of cos I oso need to get more money lor... So tat I oso can buy property mah...

(Tat 69 HAIYAN just smile... Den in my heart... 'SIUSIUSIU, SIU LEILOWMEI MEH...)

BOSS : Ok so wat if, u do designs den I pay u back? IF CUSTOMERS BUY IT...

(In my heart, wah if lik tis how bout my previous designs?... Very 7 cunning...)
(Both parties remain silent for a moment...)

Roger : BOSS, RM100 reali not suitable lor...
BOSS : How to say ler?
Roger : Wah, confirm oso RM300 lor... Now work for u 2yrs ady u only add RM100... Isit abit over ler?
BOSS : Ok let me tink bout it, I discuss with u next tuesday...
Roger : Ok den...

(In my heart, MACHAUCIBAI... I work for u 2yrs ady... U still need to tink for so long... Reali KNN...)

*OK NOW I WAIT 7 HIM TILL NEXT TUESDAY... IF NO NEWS DEN I WILL PASS HIM GOOD NEWS... I DID THE RESIGN LETTER ADY, SO I WILL HAND IN TO HIM IF HE DIN REACT...

* YESTERDAY MY OFFICE'S 'LUNGSTICK' CAME TO JUST DO HIS OWN STUFF... EDIT HIS PHOTO... MAHAI... FACE OSO LIK A PIECE OF SHIT, STILL WANNA EDIT... GO LET PPL FUCK LAR...

Enough lar... Next time only TIU some more...

~ 14/07 ~

2009-07-14T10:40:00.003+08:00

Today is (7 yuet 14)... Meaning 'Hungry Ghost Festival'... Actuali wasn't lar cos not lunar calendar lar... But regarding my ancestors they said tat HANTU will be release tat day... They will be loitering around, cos it's kinda CNY for them... So Chinese use to pray at tat day & papa mama will ask their children not to go out at nite to avoid any 'malapetaka'... But some of them feel tat tis is the day for them to meet the 3rd world... So they can chat & find frens in tat particular world... Do u tink tat they do have internet? I tink they have internet oso, cos I heard b4 tat they got website lor (www.hell.com, www.hellbook.com & www.ghoster.com)...

Cos chinese will burn them loadz of stuff... Such as :- car(BENSI), bungalow(with swimming pool), clothes(BUBBARRY), wallet(ELV), watches(LOLEK), maids & driver(maids are for special service), electrical appliances(SONI), shoes(BALLI), money(1,000,000,000,000 or more), goldbar(999.99%) & etc... And loadz & loadz of food...

Once a person is dead they can have so so much of stuff without paying for it... So the dead will be very 'SUM MOON YI JOKE'... The money tat we burn for them reali make them BILL GATES or betta... They oso use branded stuff ler (BENSI, BUBBARRY, ELV, LOLEK, BALLI & etc)... They owiz eat good tings lar... Reali 'NGAU BAI GIOK DOE NG SAI YAU'...

* Me pity lor, till now oso can't find new job... RM100 can do wat fren? Haih... My ambition is to be a SUCCESSFULL designer... But now a SUCKSEXFULL designer... No money for (BENZ, BURBERRY, LV, BALLY, ROLEX...) HAIZ... So frens out ter plz help me find job oso wen ur free, but if ur not free oso plz browse around lor... If I get new job dy I will owiz remember but I'm not gonna treat u lar... HAIH...

Steamboat Buffet + 3 Victims + Ex's Stories = Hai Lut

2009-07-10T17:32:00.006+08:00

On d 09-07-09 thurs, (yesterday lor)... 1 group of 5 ppl, 3 guys + 2 gals wen for steamboat buffet in sunway (Yuen's Restaurant lor)... 3 guys r = pcseon, kinwah & me... 2 gals r = ccy & amanda... We reached ter around 8:35:38pm... Sit on 2nd floor... My GF of cos fight for chicken wings lor (famous mah)... We eat eat eat... While eating we all talk bad bout others lor (KAMPAR PPL HOBBY)... Victims r = some 5sc1 ppl, 5sc2 ppl, 5sc3 ppl & 5v ppl... Suddenly some1 ask PCSEON y he breakup with his EX?... (In my heart, wah tiu lor me must kena 1...) Kinwah & me oso lari go get some ice-cream... After I sit down me oso kena... Of cos kinwah oso kena lor... Tat 2 gals (suihai, pundek & etc).... They r so happy & continue asking till no more secret... Tis is wat kamparian expert for...

THE VICTIMS :-

kin wah + restaurant (clue)...

pcseon + librarian (clue)...

rogerktchai + peiyuan (clue)...

* For those who gt EX's pls dun try to tell ur current GF bout ur EX's... (DIE HARD)...

Show Hand Day...

2009-07-07T11:40:00.002+08:00

Today I'm goin to "SAI LANG" & "KING SO" with my boss regarding d RM100... Make me trauma for few weeks... PUNDEK... Now & today is me 'the revenge of the fallen'... (tiu not transformer lar)... I mean last time I'm like fallen & today I'll b d PRIME... (tiu again not transformer lar, juz influence)... I don FUCKING care if we gt into a fight but I juz wan my payback... So frenz don hv to wish me luck cos I knw tat I'm not lucky all d time but u guys can treat me owiz wen I'm down... But if I get increment again don wish or hope tat I'll treat u guys... Juz bless for me (hallelujah, alhamdulilah & etc...)

* I will SAI 9 LEI LANG...

Working On Saturday!

2009-07-04T11:58:00.003+08:00

Ok, wat u guys do wen u'r working on saturday? For those who dun hv 2 work on tat day dun b lan7si...

For me, I lik saturday most cos I reali dun hv 2 work at all... Just scan card, enter office & wait time pass... Once I'v sit down I'll take out my newspaper 2 read (tis process will take 1.5 hr)... Den surfs d net (tis process will end for few hrs)... It's time for lunch (1 hr process)... Back 2 my office continue surfing net & start game session (take few hrs)... Den go find colleague chit-chat (1-2 hrs)... At last DEAD BATTERY bell rings... Wat a pleasant & stressless working day...

* But ONE ting tat makes me reali 'GIG 9 SUM', d FUCKING RM100... TIULEILOWMEI... CIBAI... KNN... FAHAI... 67... ~!@#*\... FISH, PRAWN, CRAB... NAH...

What A Boring Day...

2009-07-01T17:13:00.003+08:00

Today is d most boring day for me cos I reali dun hv d mood to work at all... After a morning meeting from 9.30am till 10.00am, I went out & drive reali slowly to Kampung Baru Subang for choosing cushion stuff... After tat I drive very very slowly cos nvr tot of going back to my company as I ady tot of resigning... From 10.30am I start my journey to Kampung Baru Subang & reach my company around 12.00pm... Normally it only take 45mins... Haiz...

Once I reached my company I'm reali down & lost direction cos I'm reali reali very very FUCKING upset with tis PAULGUY company... Den I wen back to my office... Once I sit down I start my games session (online free games)... Wat to do??? While playing, I'm counting d time of lunch... Once d DEAD BATTERY bell rang I called up my colleague for lunch... After lunch I wen to my x-head new office, just to browse around...

Den it's time to back to company again... Haiz reali upset... From 1:30pm, I start counting d time to end work... FUCK, time reali passes so FUCKING slow... WTF!!! While facing my monitor screen, I fall asleep (tis is not d 1st time, since d RM100 incident)... After awake I start my game session again till I'm FUCKED UP & start blogging... Den I suddenly found tis wen I'm looking around d net...

Taxi driver : Hi, mane mau pigi?

Passenger : Jalan Puki Mak Ulah...

Taxi driver : Wey, kite org M'sia (budi bahasa budaya kita).

Passenger : Itu jalan memang ini name mah...

Taxi driver : Lanjiau U lar, mau kasi saya hantam lu ah?

Passenger : Pundek lar, saya cakap betui mia...

Taxi driver : Itu jalan lu bapak kasi nama kah?

Passenger : Cibai lu, bapak tarak main ah!

Taxi driver : Ini macam main lu mak lar...

Passenger : Mahai lu, mak saya pelacur lu pon mau kah?

Taxi driver : Apa macam kira?

Passenger : Lu mau main berapa kali?

Taxi driver : Satu kali berapa?

Passenger : RM45 lar...

Taxi driver : Package ala?

Passenger : 3 jiam RM300... Apa macam?

Taxi driver : Mak lu syiok main kah?

Passenger : Lu mia besar kah?

Taxi driver : Lu mau? boleh kasi test sikit...

Passenger : Ok saya kasi test... Nanti lu bawak saya balik lumah flee lar...

Taxi driver : Ini macam manyak ciantik lor...

(Passenger undressing, Taxi driver oso undressing)

Taxi driver : Tiu cepat lar...

(Once d Passenger take off the pants a longstick pop out)

Taxi driver : Wah pukimak ulah, apa lanjiau...

Passenger : Saya ade lagi satu lubang... Lu apa takut...

Taxi driver : Pundek lu, nanti lanjiau busuk...

Passenger : Saya hari-hari kasi gosok mia...

Taxi driver : Lu guna apa gosok?

Passenger : Ajax Fabuloso 99% Anti-bacterial...

Taxi driver : Ok lar... Oosh Ahh Oosh...

Passenger : Lu punya lanjiau sudah masuk kah?

Taxi driver : Yala...

Passenger : Ah ah ah... Lu kasi saya magazine bolehkah? Tarak rasa...

Taxi driver : Oosh sudah mali lor...

Passenger : Ok cun, cepat bawak sy balik lumah...

(Den they speed off, reached home)...

Passenger : Ok sikalang lu mau kasi saya RM300

Taxi driver : Apa sai?

Passenger : Sudah 3 jiam saya sama lu, jadi lu mau kasi lar... Saya mak ayam mah...

Taxi driver: Pundek, pukimak, lanjiau, cibai, bohsia... Apa lanjiau pon keluar...

(Taxi driver was force to pay cos few muscular guys waiting outside of his cab)

* Lesson : No free sex service in tis recession era...

* Chinese lesson : "Mo Gum Dai Chek Kap La Chui Kai Til"...

Morning movie + Brunch dimsum = Darling f**k + Broke + Tired

2009-06-29T13:42:00.005+08:00

In tis very poor & down economy era I still use money lik water... I tink in another few months time I reali eat sand... Y?

Nowaday, TRANSFORMER : Revenge Of The Fallen is very very famous, so go watch lor... After d movie, take rest for 2 hours den hv dimsum... Lastly, go walk walk at Suria KLCC...

The Story :-

On the 27th June 2009, CCY (my housemate), Lilian (our fren), Amanda Lee (my gf) & Me (myself) wen dinner at The Curve... Dinner at THAI EXPRESS... Eat + ChitChat = Noisy... Den nth 2 do so walk to CINELEISURE buy TRANSFORMER movie ticket lor (last minute)... Wen to counter ask wat time got ticket? Ans: 3:10am... Den ask my gf wan to watch mo? Ans: No... Den Lilian oso said dun wan lor... CCY & me very gunjeong buy ticket, couple seat some more (me 67 lor, gf must get mad lor...) I'm reali xcited cos nvr watch movie in cinema tat early morning... But I'm reali very scared cos I knw tat my gf reali sad lor... Haiz... After bought ticket go yumcha at Secret Recipe cos Lilian wan to eat cake... After tat we all go home (CCY of cos will take some rest lor b4 movie starts...) & (me of cos persuade my gf lor, till she don lau lor...)! 2:30am go out lor cos movie starts at 3:10am... Reach ter bought popcorn & beverages lor... Movie ended around 6:10am... Go home den sleep for 3 hrs cos 11:30am plan for dimsum brunch at Equatorial Hotel...

On the 27th June 2009, wake up 10am & bath cos going to hv brunch 11.30am... So go out at 10:45am... Reached Equatorial around 11:25am (jammed)... Make my 1st step to tis Golden Phoenix Restaurant (xcited & hungry)... Suddenly an old lady in red cheongsam said "Sorry u can't go in with slipper + short pants"... Den me as normal must giv a "BIG TIU" in my heart... She said ok lar, I let u in if u change ur slipper... Den go to my car change lor... Enter restaurant as we ady booked... D restaurant ambience was very peace & calm (lik very 7 high class)... Den order food lor... Ters 2 table of (ghost man/guai lou)... Mahai they can eat very silently (using chopsticks man)... We r d noisiest of all... Eat oso 'sun 7 fu'... Sohaiz... Den paybill (RM250)... My eyes oso big dy... Only ate few dishes tat F**KING xpensiv... We r very full cos those dimsum made of cornflour (I tink), cos so F**KING statchy... Reali disappointed cos paid so much can't eat many... Tiu lar...

After tat we head to Suria KLCC... Ladies very happy lor... Me 'tip sun' bodyguard lor... My gf happy lor bought a piece of jean skirt... After we r so tat F**KING tired we head to DO.ME yumcha... Den my eyes reali cant open dy, so suggested to go home cos reali wan to sleep... Den gt to car, fetch Lilian bk den we oso bk... Readhed home almost 5pm... Of cos bath den sleep lor... Mahai bath dy can't sleep... Den watch 'Club Star' with gf lor... Den dinner at 8:45pm till 10pm... Reached home continue 'Club Star'... Den sleep around 11pm... Suddenly gf lau again bout tat (TRANSFORMER + CCY + couple seat)... Den persuade her again lor of cos... I so 7 sayang her... After half an hour settled the (TRANSFORMER + CCY + couple seat)... Den at last sleep...

* Sorry Amanda Lee this is the 1st & last time... (Lum Mo?)...
* That 2 days spent more than RM500... (Die Mo?)...
* Only sleep not more than 3hrs for 2 days... (Ok Mo?)...
* Now reali very broke... (Tiu Mo?)...
* Darling this week we eat maggi mee... (Leng Mo?)...
* Think of my increament RM100... (Lei Lo Mo)...

Michael Jackson "Sei 7 Jor"...

2009-06-26T08:54:00.004+08:00

Today has marked d last day for "King of Pop" Michael Jackson, cos he passed away of CARDIAC ARREST (is the abrupt cessation of normal circulation of the blood due to failure of the heart to contract effectively during systole) don ask 9 me WTF it is... Wat a worldwide sad sad sad news... He died in d age of 50++... Very young, so pity... So let us pay tribute to him lar... Let us pray for him (hallelujah, namoamitabha, allah & etc...)!

Here's d timeline of M.J...

1958: 29th Aug. come out to c tis world from a private part (vagina/pussy)...
1962: Member of Jackson 5...
1966: Sister Janet oso crawl out to meet d world (tat part ??? oso)...
1969: His band 1st single "Want You Back"...
1971: His 1st solo single "Got To Be There"...
1978: Movie debut as a scarecrow...
1979: Album "Off The Wall", sell over 19 mil (rich lor)...
1980: Wins Grammy Best Vocal Performance...
1982: Record breaking album "Thriller", 50 mil sold (F**KING rich)...
1984: Pepsi commercial, his hair catches fire. Serious injuries & rumored plastic surgery done (sohai lar)...
1984: Gets his nose slightly narrowed...
1984: Gets his star put on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
1985: Has another nose job & has permanent eyeliner tattooed above his eyes...
1987: Gets another nose job, deep cheekbones & skin has turned white (nose start pop out)...
1988: Gets surgery done to put a cleft into his chin...
1990: Begins to wear a surgical mask in public (nose start pop out again)...
1993: A lawsuit is filed against him accusing him of seducing & abusing 13yrs Jordy Chandler...
1993: Makes a TV appearance saying he's innocent of the child molestation charges...
1994: Settles lawsuit, paying 20 mil. L.A & Santa Barbara district attorneys do not file child-molestation charges against him (20 mil must settle lor)...
1994: Marries Lisa Marie Presley (after molest case)...
1996: Lisa Marie Presley files for a divorce (he like male)...
1996: Marries his dermatologist's secretary, Debbie Rowe...
1999: Debbie Rowe divorces him (he like C**K)...
2002: Prince Michael II is born. Identity of the mother is nvr released (H**Ker?)...
2003: Charged of child molestation. Posts 3 mil bail...
2004: Pleaded not guilty (settled by millions of dollar lor, bribe)...
2004: Wearing a black ski mask, shops at Wal-Mart. Finding him very suspicous, Wal-Mart calls the police. Not long after, the police pull him over. Nothing comes of it cos he's simply vacationing near Aspen, Colorado so his children can see snow (good sohai reason)...
2004: Asks Nicole Kidman go with him to the MTV Music Awards. She turns him down (clever)...
2005: The Jackson trial begins with jury selection...
2005: Jackson used wine and pornography to seduce the 13-year-old boy (ging)...
2005: No DNA from the accuser has been found in Jackson's bedroom (sudah buang lor)...
2005: Jackson fails to appear in court & the judge threatens to issue an arrest for him. Jackson's lawyer tracks him down at a hospital where he has been admitted for back problems. The judge gives him one hour to appear. He does, and the trial continues (sohai lar)...
2005: Actor Macaulay Culkin testifies & says Jackson never touched him sexually in any way, & tat yes, he did sleep in Jackson's bed, but tat was only cos he happened to fall asleep ter (how much M.J. giv him? )...
2005: Pleaded not guilty again (money very ging)...
2009: 26th JUNE, ppl pay 'white gold'...

* He's not real (nosejob manytimes, deep cheekbones, skin turned white & tattooed eyeliner) but he is still tat F**KING famous...
* From d year of 1993-2005 he found out tat he lik male... Play C**k... Not guilty even once... Money is evryting... R.I.P...

No Fucking Mood To Work!

2009-06-25T14:28:00.002+08:00

I'm so FUCKING moodless to work cos tat FUCKING RM100 still bothering d whole week... I'm reali very 67 upset with it... I'm tinking whether I deserve tat RM100? I'm FUCKING very very "gig 9 sum" cos evry single ting tat I'd done r all wasting my energy, time, effort n my degree...

Reali duno wat my 69 sohai boss is tinking... Reali very very "dum chun"... Now all my hope for tis so-call Sg. Buloh TOP company fade away... No 7 use... Damn... PK... WTF... Let ppl FUCK lar... A 'lung-stick' can gt increament oso... Gt CCTV oso no 7 use, cos CCTV oso blind... TIU...

Tat FUCKING 'lung-stick' did do some designs but all was rejected b4 MIFF 2009... Den my R&D department head do it all for him last minute... I did all the design by my ownself, I mean ALL... In d end tat FUCKING 'lung-stick' stil can "siu yiu fart ngoi"... Now d 'lung-stick' is more 'ging', cos 'lung-stick' is using our department internet to download 'lung-stick' movie... Making our department's connection very 67 slow... Told him once ady but stil stay d FUCKING STUBBORN STUPID same...

I'm reali leaving tis FUCKING useless company cos tis company let those 'LUNG-STICK' stay & do stupid ting... USELESS... ~!@#$%^&* ... "yu ha hai"... 67 69...

GO LET PEOPLE FUCK LAR, TIU!

---Increament/Naik Gaji---

2009-06-24T15:16:00.002+08:00

In tis RECESSION era, I still can gt increament... So I shud be very very 7 lan happy... (67 lar)

Yesterday b4 end work at around 5:35pm, my boss call for a meeting... So went down to his meeting room lor... At 1st we r discussing bout the stuff 2 b settle b4 one of d container leave... Den suddenly he said 2 me tat he promised me 2 naik gaji... So at tat moment of cos I'm so so FUCKING happy & excited lor... Cos expecting BIG amount from him mah... Mahai ah, wen he open his **** mouth d amount was RM100... Wah so 7 big lor tat RM100... Tiuleilowmei, Cibai, Pundek, TIUtiuTIU...

In my mind, u betta dun fucking increase my fucking lil salary lor... Cos increase salary = more job 2 do... I'd tot bout it for d whole nite & I'm fucking down... I'd put so FUCKING much effort in my work but in d end I'm just NOTHING... One of my FUCKING ASSHOLE colleague, he like don hv 2 FUCKING work so FUCKING hard oso gt increament... I betta leave tis lonely & "gig 9 sum" place...

I'm looking for new job now... So any1 out ter need Furniture Designer or ters job for me pls leave me comment or call/sms me...

I like Riyadh LIFE...

2009-06-22T15:30:00.003+08:00

I went 2 RIYADH on d 14th June 2009 - 19th June 2009...

On 14th I wake up at 6am cos need 2 reach my company b4 7:30am... Get ready everyting den start 2 go 2 my company n reached around 7.05am... Wen I reach as normal I'v 2 wait for my boss lor... Den suddenly d guard told me tat my BOSS still SLEEPING... Wah reali PUNDEK ah... On d 13th around 9.30pm he called me 2 reach company b4 7.30am but wen I'm ter he still sleeping... But in a blink of n eyes he appear n he's ready... Den I go 2 d guard n slap 7 him cos cheat 9 me... Den get into limo n get my ass off 2 catch our flight lor...

Reached KLIA, the ambience was very nice n peaceful as no1 was travelling tat time... Economy down turn mah, wer gt money go vacation ler... After tat we go check in lor, den breakfast at EDEN RESTAURANT, hv dim sum... Gt in our flight at 9.45am cos leaving at 10.30am... I hv a feeling of excitement & boring cos 12hrs flight... Our flight did 2 transit at S'pore & Dubai... Real fucking boring in d plane... Duno wat 2 lor (tot of TFK in d washroom but can't cos very very small)... So just watch movie lor... Dun want 2 talk bout d food... At last reached Riyadh Airport around 18.55 Riyadh local time (meaning 12am M'sia)...

Mahai, wen I reached d immegration counter 2 check in, i saw so many foriegn workers queeing... Den me n my boss reali headache cos we oso hv 2 wait lik them... But 4 gals & family they've priority lane lor... Suddenly a counter open up for check-in. Me n my boss rush 2 tat counter lor... Tot juz few minutes work... Den wen I pass my passport 2 d officer, he asked me wait awhile... Den he ask me 2 do biometric tingy with all my 10 fingers... After finished he ask me stand near d camera & took my picture... I tot, did I look like a TERRORIST... CHAUHAI... After tat he stil held me n ask me 2 wait 4 my passport (sm 2 my boss)... We wait for 2hrs, for him 2 passed our passport bk... Reali BIG FUCK to RIYADH...

Den our customer picked us up... We den wen 2 hv our dinner... Den I asked isit we r goin 2 hv "KAPSA(meat + steam rice)"? He said yes, den I'm quite interested with d local food cos nvr try b4 mah... So we reach 2 an ancient looking restaurant... Wen d dish was sent 2 us, my eyes oso BIG cos tat FUCKING KAPSA was so so huge... Den I push d food 2 my mouth lor cos eat using hand... After our meal we check-in hotel... Hotel quite ok(betta den nth)...

Den d next day breakfast den straight do business with boss... Their working hour from 9am-12pm & 5pm-9pm... 12pm-5pm (very hot, need 2 sleep n oso fucking)... Den our customers asked my boss wat 2 eat... My boss very 7 smart, he said "KAPSA" again... Tiu I'm reali upset with tat dish... Den after tat we continue our business at 5pm... At nite we hv "KAPSA" AGAIN... So tis is wat I hv for 5 days in RIYADH... 5 days of "KAPSA"... Reali wan 2 tiu my boss dy... I'd "KAPSA" till my hand oso tired...

And d ting tat I like most bout RIYADH is tat, my brother din wake up for 5 days wen I'm ter... Reali can control my blood not 2 flow 2 my kukujiau... I din even saw more den 50 chicks in tis 5 days trip...

I like 7 Riyadh very FAHAI 69 much... Long Live Riyadh... CHAUHAI

TIRING dayzzz...

2009-06-09T12:01:00.002+08:00

Haiz, Tis few days I'm reali very 67 tired... Y? Moving out from my old pig stable to my new place... Loadz of stuffs 2 pack... Loadz of stuffs 2 buy... Loadz of stuffs 2 tink... No money 2 spend & now buy stuff till "PAUL GUY"... But all tis mess was tidy up by my GF(very 'wai dai')...

My fren Ms. CCY ady bought RM1000++ of household products (only 4 her own room)... 4 me I'll gone banana cos we'r juz renting tat place but she's lik ady bought d house... I juz spend not exceeding RM300... Reali lik comparing a mosquito & a cow...

After moving in my stuffs tat I brought frm my old stable, my GF & me of cos rearrange my stuffs lor... I knw tat she's very tired dy lor (10x MANDARLING)... But at nite I still kacau her (guy will be tinking of tat lor)...

So 2day is d last day 4 me 2 settle down all my shifting & tidying... I'll be tired cos played badminton yesterday nite n my GF back 2 hometown, so hv 2 settle all by myself... But 2 ALL MY FRENZ who is or are willing 2 help me plz call me... Dun tell me tat u guys dun hv my contact number (016-5156285)... After ur help dun forget 2 gimme d HouseWarmingPresent... Dun tink tat I forgot... Whoeva I knw tat din gimme present I'll jot down their name & curse 7 them...

~SaLaRy sUdAh MaRi~

2009-06-04T15:43:00.004+08:00

Wat 2 do wen u gt ur salary?

1. Go retrieve money frm bank lor of cos...

2. Den without hesitation go eat good food lor...

3. After food only tink of debts...

4. Calculate d left out money, after clearing my debts...

5. Divide equally how much 2 spend each day...

6. Wen it comes 2 d end of month guarantee over budget...

7. Tied up my stomach lor...

8. Repeat d above steps evry month wen I gt my SALARY...

TIU lor lik tis... How 2 save $$$ oh? Pundek lar... Salary lik an ANT, Eat lik an ELEPHANT... Who oso die lor...

Reali tot of changing my car... Owiz tink of buying a house... Wan tis wan tat... $$$ oso din save stil 1 2 dream... 67 lor... I tink I need 2 change my occupation dy... My fren told me, if I stand in ChowKit area I can get RM30 one cucuk... If I stand near 2 "TIN SIONG YAN GAN", I can manage 2 get RM100 one time cucuk... I tink I betta cucuk other ppl 1st, b4 I gt cucuk...

Tis is how I'll look lik if I reali change my occupation in order 2 gt more MONEY... sigh!!!

TIU, no MOOD to WRITE blog...

2009-06-01T11:52:00.004+08:00

Y, I'm not in d mood? Cos my GF's 'popo' went 2 another world... Tis is d place wer we can't travel 2 lor... Cos I heard it's quite far frm M'SIA & even much more further den d moon...

So juz wanna tell u guys tat I'm very boring wen SHE is not around... In addition my RM44.45 is finished b4 weekend... Luckily my parent said tat they'r cmg 2 KL 4 sm kinda seminar, so I can eat free lor... Reali 'sui jai' cos still need parent 2 treat me, eventhough I'm working... HAIZ... Find eat difficult mah...

On sunday, wen 2 view house, cos a fren of mine (CCY) is goin 2 rent with me... So we r happy with d house & paid RM100 4 d deposit (she's rich so she paid)... Will b moving in, on the 10th of JUNE 2009... So 2 all my frenz & pigdog frenz, u all can buy us sm new furnitures or home appliances as a gift 4 house warming lor... But we din do any buffet or wat lar... We'll appreciate wateva gift u guys present us... So 2 all engineers, doctors, lawyers & professionals FRENZ ur gift shud b much more xpensiv 2 those who work as clerks or whose salary wasn't as thick as ur's...

-THE END- No Mood!!!

Poem & Poems...

2009-05-28T23:39:00.002+08:00

Now d newest stuff is 2 create poems... I kinda 1 2 hv my own 2 but I'm not "WELL-EDU' so betta I do stupid paria POEMS... Suits me oso...

Here it goes:-

Amoi lu cantik,
Saya mau kongket,
Mari kita pigi ChowKit,
Saya kuat sikit,
Awak pon sakit...

Jiok hai ng jiok mud,
Tiu hai yong lok 7...

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
U suck me, den I fuck u...

No suck, No fun,
No fuck, No son...

Dai hoi mo leong,
Chun doi cheong cheong...

*Tats all folks...

This IS what I do WEN i'm FUCKING free...

2009-05-28T10:11:00.003+08:00

Wen I'm so so fucking free in my office. Wen I don hv any inspiration 2 design, tis is wat I do... Owiz tot tat I'm as famous as them... Cos my name "ROGER", so it related 2 few of d superstars, frm sports, entertainment & even though a well-known (THEOLOGIAN) reali duno 'mud 7' is tat...

Followings r d CrossBreed of Roger(me) & few FAMOUS ROGERS'...

From sports we hv Mr. Roger Chaiderer!!!

C.B: Roger Federer x Roger Chai.

Specialty: Giving good SERVE & dangerous smack on ur ASS... Who 1 2 try sm of my SERVE plz leave comment...

From entertainment we hv Mr. Roger Moorechai!!!

C.B: Roger Moore x Roger Chai.

Specialty: A good shooter tat shoots CUM evrywer... Used 007 condoms... U 1 2 try sm of my ***?

The THEOLOGIAN Mr. Roger Williams Chai!!!

C.B: Roger Williams x Roger Chai.

Specialty: Very famous in writing & drawing PORN... I can draw life nude women drawing only, men plz pissed off... HAHA...

* Who say I'm not FAMOUS enuf? Although CrossBreed but I'm still as famous as d real 1...

The Prince Siddhartha Gautama Seon

2009-05-26T15:11:00.004+08:00

The P.S.G.S.

Tis story is based on the life of Siddhartha Gautama Seon, around 24 CB (cibai) in M'sia... According 2 d legend, wen d Prince was born, he took 7 steps, n each step a pc of SHIT would drop & on d seventh step, he declared, "I'm uniquely honored 1 in tis world"...

"D child u bear 2day will grow 2 become a man. 2 choices, 1 decision is laid out in his hand... 1 will make him KingKong & d other will make him PORN... Should he choose, he'll come 2 b d Enfrightened One"... -- Prophet A.Shit

Prince SGS marries Princess Yasodhara Maytzy

Prince : Do u love me?
Princess : Will u eat my pancake?
Prince : I ask u 2 cook but I din say tat I will eat...
Princess : I eat 1 pc left 3 pcs, wait u... I eat 2nd pc left 2 pcs, wait u... I eat d 3rd pc left 1, wait u & stil don cm out... Den I eat by lil but u stil don cm out find 4gt it... I lau 7 u... TIULIAMA...
Prince : Sorry dear!!!
Princess : Ok but help me soak my stinky socks...
Prince : Machauhai ah... Haiz do lor...
Princess : My sneaker in d plastic not rubbish... Don throw away ah...
Prince : Wah tat F**KING smelly shoes... OMG
Princess : I washed d socks & some clothes... Ur toilet oso gt kencing smell... yuks...
Prince : Nt straight enuf lar I tembak... Come i bring u go eat...
Princess : Don 1 mahai-mahai 1 lar...
Prince : Nvm lar... Eat till u 4gt d pancake ting...
Princess : Sohai, u treat I eat lor...
Prince : Fuck lor end of month dy... Over budget dy... "Ja Dau"... CreditCard RM400++...
Princess : I wan 2 dance ah u don "fan" 7 me lar...
Prince : I go c ur show in Istana Budaya... Wah Dato' Siti Nurhaliza LIVE POSTER... I take photo with her... 2nite TFK lar gf dancing...

PRINCE SIDDHARTHA GAUTAMA SEON x MONKEY...

I was declared as BANKRUPTCY!!! 67 lor...

2009-05-25T10:05:00.006+08:00

Yesterday I was declared as BANKRUPTCY by the (Sootan of Pearark, myself lar)...sohaiz... The month of May still left 7 days for me 2 survive mayb without food, tiu lor... I tink I'm goin 2 get MC so I can hunt 4 some food not for me but my darling... Cos I still can burn sm of my fats in order 2 stay alive...

D pictures below tell u d whole story :-

Tis r d money tat I left for d whole week... CIBAI tis time eat sand lor... RM44.45, number oso (SAY SUP SAY KAU SAY SUP NG LUI)... Reali DIEHARD, COCK oso HARD...

Bank oso no savings... Tiu lor, big big tiu lor... ATM cards alot lik fucking rich but each of them not more den RM5... I tink betta close all of them lar... (Buat Malu Saje)...

Yesterday go 2 money lender (Along) they said tat I'm 'Yeong Sui', so very sorry can not lend u money... TIU LOR...

Tis is very TIU TIU TIU... Gimme prob only... Next month gaji all potong lor...

Calculation :

Credit Card = RM1K++

Rent = RM300

Petrol = RM300

Electric = RM FREE

Water = RM30

Internet = RM30

Household = RM100

Insurance = RM100

TOTAL : RM2K++

Salary = RM2K++

*GRAND TOTAL = -RM++ (saya lari)

2 my Best Frenz out ter (duno gt anot) kindly donate a lil sum 2 my banks account (don tell me u don hv tis or tat bank cos i hv 6 banks account) in order 4 me 2 survive tis month... Very much appreciate upon ur donation (will not payback).... Minimum donation RM10 in order 4 me 2 retrieve cash from ATM... 10x!!!

* So PLZ HELP tis lil BANKRUPTCY...

LOG with some RINGS

2009-05-23T10:25:00.003+08:00

I receive tis pictures from my fren... I'm reali curious, y on earth do tis ppl 1 2 pierce their cock? Reali "WAH LAN SAI TAO". I tink bcos their KUKUJIAU wasn't strong or hard enuf wen they wanan screw sm1... So they add sm metal pcs & wen they F**K ters more pleasure or juz pressure... Haiz...

Wah tis 1 reali a LANJIAU... CiBai...

Tis 1 stil ok lor, lik Hari Wesak mah... Nice n good job...

His KUKUJIAU is in front & his testicals bcm long... SOHAI!!!

Tis 1 lik elephant with some horns or much more similar 2 a wild boar... PUNDEK!

Tis is d worm 4 fishing bait... So cute... Oh fishy fishy cm eat ma lil dickhead worm...

MORAL: Wen we have a Good Cock but we din use it in a proper way den we'r known as Useless Cock or got Cock duno how 2 use it... (Mo Lan Yong & Yau Lan Ng Sik Yong)

My "GF" Lau Me Ady...

2009-05-22T09:41:00.005+08:00

Ok, b4 i start 2 say anyting i juz 1 2 say plz dun 'lau' anymore & I'm sorry lar ok... Y she angry me? The followings r d reason :-

1. She's jealous wen I'm with other gal, juz 1 gal but ters another guy. So add 2gthr 2 guys & 1 gal... Sm more tat gal is very very paria lar & not even a LENGLUI ler... If she's a gorgeous babe den jealous ok lor... Let me tell u tat gal is reali out lar...
1.1. Darling, no other gal can replace u in my heart... Cos u'r d angel tat guides me 2 a brighter & happier moment... So no matter wat happen btwn us, ur still d only 1 tat i eva LOVE...

...i LOVE you...

Have U Guys Try My Curry Laksa B4?

2009-05-19T20:18:00.004+08:00

Is tis my article? Rich & creamy curry laksa... (Ah Teik's)

Me, myself oso duno tat I did curry laksa b4... But all r invited 2 AH TEIK'S CURRY LAKSA STALL... Duno wer lar... Find urself in The Star newspaper, date: 17 MAY 2009, duno wat section... Now I'm a famous hawker, instead a lousy designer... HAHAHA!!!

Don try Jackie GKH wat 67 promotion, try mine lagi sedap...

Is this the apple that EVE ate?

2009-05-18T15:24:00.004+08:00

Is tis d real apple tat EVE ate?

Wen natures gone wrong...(dickapple or applenis)

EVE eat it or lick it? Will tis DICKAPPLE erect?

I tink EVE even suck it... Blowjob? Waw!!!

Ok if EVE ate tat apple, so will ADAM be eating tis?

Fresh juicy ABALONE+PUSSY = PUSSYLONE

* If it's real plz contact me...

Drive-Tru (ATM)

2009-05-16T10:55:00.002+08:00

Wat if our Government propose Drive-Tru ATM...

Plz folo d appropriate steps 4 ur gender:-

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up 2 d cash machine.
2. Put down ur car window.
3. Insert card in2 machine & enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required & withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash & receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up 2 cash machine.
2. Reverse & back up d required amount 2 align car window with d machine.
3. Set parking brake, put d window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on 2 passenger seat 2 locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone u will call them back & hang up.
6. Attempt 2 insert card in2 machine.
7. Open car door 2 allow easier access 2 machine due 2 its excessive distance from d car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card d right way.
10. Dig tru handbag 2 find diary with ur PIN written on d inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel & re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash & receipt.
16. Empty handbag again 2 locate wallet & place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register & place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive 4ward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back 2 cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder & place card in2 d slot provided.
23. Give dirty look 2 irate male driver waiting behind u.
24. Restart stalled engine & pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

HAIZ...

tO aLL wHo hAtEs Me!!!

2009-05-15T16:16:00.003+08:00

In tis blog i will juz put in my pic... So whoeva wana write or even talk bad bout me... PLZ LEAVE COMMENT...

Tis is d only pic I hv rite now... So juz go ahead & rite wat u guys 1...

Ma Frenz in AcTiOn a-z...

2009-05-14T10:55:00.000+08:00

To all my frenz... b4 u guys go tru d pics below, can u all promise me not 2 'HATE' me or 'BOYCOTT' me cos wat I'm tryimg to say is all from d bottom of my heart... As u all knw tat frenz shudn't CHEAT frenz...

1. April Wong Chooi Li

Ur d 1st one cos ur name starts with 'A' although in chinese starts with 'W', but no choice lor cos long time din c u so hv 2 say smting lor... Juz wondering y her armpit is so so CLEAN... Sorry shudn't say so much cos later kena 'SUE'... Ppl lawyer ler, later I'll be slap with letters den tiu lor... (sorry 'dai yan' i dun wana go 2 court)

2. Cheow Engchi

Yalar ur d 2nd 1 lar... Sm kind of aunty look + big bunny teeth + over dried hair = KAMPAR MARKET AH SOU... Isit she goes betta without her head?

3. Chin Sook Min

Tis gal owiz told me tat she's 'VIRGIN' lar tis lar tat lar... but wen other press on her BUTTON she seems so very high & laugh like mad crab (sohai)...

4. Chooi Ching Yi

Tis gal used 2 b a 'sork for'... She's a stewardess in MiddleEast... But with tis kinda look she reali gt tru d test ler (unblivable) blif it... She tried very very hard 2 complete wat she wish 2 do... Eg. (from d above pic u gt 2 c how hard she try 2 sip juice from tat straw until face oso change ah...)

5. Chong Huey Wuen

Get tis pic from her FB... Reali scares me ler... Cos it's a halloween party... She juz dressed up normally with sm thicker make up but it seems tat she looks reali lik a 'FEMALE CASPER'... Pundek ah reali scares me... Next time don lar...

6. Chong Pui Yee

Is she goin 2 kill by those Japanese soldier? Plz don kill her... She still haven produce her 'CHEWCHOW BABY'...

7. Chung Siau Yen

She look lik Sammi Cheng rite? I mean Xtra pound lar... Knw I'm reali scare tat sm1 will beat 7 me lor... But ters still few of them 4 me 2 tell d truth ler...

8. Ho Choi May

I try 2 tag her in FB bout d RUN LIGHT TINGY... Wah reali beh tahan ler... 2 guys out ter plz don TFK wen u c tis pic... (Pull flag dy lor)

9. Josephine Chan Wai Yan

I tink it's a very tiring trip 2 HK... Cos jojobing seems lik so exhausted in tis pic... But she 1 2 proof tat, although it's a very shiny & hot day, her ARMPIT din SWEAT at all... 4 those who hv wolves under their armpit plz gt advise from jojobing...

10. Leong Lai Wan

She change alot din she? From ... 2 ...! Guys knw it...

11. Loh Pick Wan

1 of my fren told me tat he was cheated by her... D story is lik tis " 1 day he was walking 2 n he saw her from d bk. In his mind he was tinking who's tat SEXY BABE. But wen she turn around, in his mind again he said 'mapundek, fahai, tiu & etc..."

12. Mah Weng Yip

Can u guys notice smting? Can u c d tail of a WOLF at his armpit? Don go near cos tat WOLF will bite ur nose... STING LIK HELL...

13. Neoh Yuen Woei

Can leave sm 2 us anot? U can gt alot in d future ler... Mr. Gyne... I tink he'll vomit wen he c 'ABALONE'... Fresh evryday...

14. Ng Choon Hong

Wen an engineer lose a pc of screw... Hand oso CACAT... So all my frenz, wen r we goin 2 slap 9 him?

15. Ng Foong Yeng

If she crawl out from d monitor screen I reali will let my puggies bite on her face... Tis 'JING JI' reali scares me...

16. Ng Kin Wah

D effect of 'ICE' & 'K FURN'... So pity, can sm1 feed him with APPETON weight gain?

17. Ng Wei Chong

He told me 'YUN NAM' oso can not save his hair... Den no choice lor cos his leg oso hairless... Chinese say tat is call 'PARK JARM KAI'... Don try 2 laugh at him cos he will cry, as evrybody knw tat he's 'HAU POH CHUNG'... CC, gt wat i mean?

18. Ng Weng Wai

Wah very beautiful wor... Very nice oso... Very UMPH... I mean d background lar not d person...

19. Phung Chee Seong

U c tis sohai... Owiz oso act cute wor... Gaylou stuff his finger in his shit eye, so he reacts tis way... Neoh stuff ur BATANG in his mouth...

20. Phung Lee Wah

2 all d flower RIP... Tis gal is doin a protest "KILL GREENS"...

21. Tan Khim Hoe

D cutest GAYLOU... Drunk lik hell... But his very 'TUCK 9 YI'... Can i ask JACKIE gv him a kiss?

22. Jackie wasn't here cos boring of writing her dy... Don 1 2 promote her anymore... But whoeva 1 2 slap her, critic her or wat so eva plz go ahead...

2 all my frenz who 1 2 smack 9 me plz let me knw so I can prepare...

My MIFF 2009 Designs!!!

2009-05-12T09:03:00.000+08:00

It's been a tiring & buzy 1st quarter of tis year... Designing furnitures for exhibiting in the Malaysia International Furniture Fair 2009 like wat i did 4 d past year (2008)... But tis year was totally different wer I hv 2 handle all d exhibits by myself, from designing-finishing-QC-naming-photoshooting-catalogue-M3 calculation-etc...

Futhermore, hv 2 get all d exhibits ready 1 month b4 d fair which was on d 3th - 7th March 2009... The 1 month is for me 2 pack all deco items 2 be display in my booth... Wen all d stuff was ready it'll be loaded in 4 different lorries cos my company (LAN 7 SI ah) exhibiting 4 booths...
1. KAEY - Lasting Classic
2. TITOV - Contemporary Lifestyle
3. DECORTAGE - Modern Classic
4. MOBILI - Modern China Products

I'm incharge of d classic booth which is KAEY... 4 tis year I'd done 7 designs & 6 of them were exhibited... Tis year abit proud lor cos at last all of my design BOLEH show wor... (JALAN OSO ADE ANGIN LOR)

There's alot of progress & process 4 d last week b4 d fair starts... Doing exhibits layout plan-set up booth-move in exhibits-decor8 exhibits-clean up exhibits-ready for d FAIR... I'm reali fucking exhausted lar cos FUCKING mah... But reali enjoying wat i did 4 all tis while...

So the following r my collections:-

This is my BOOTH...

The promoter meaning d 2 chicks standing at d entrace reali yuks & sucks, lik chinese food (lowsai joo par farn 1 gor + dor 1 fai joo par...)

The everbest selling ALADIN (a very huge & solid bed, so u can perform ur bedstyle kungfu & SM like handcuffing 2 d post)
-inspire by zeBRA...

2nd best selling was tis single bed named ARRECY (2 perform 3some or gangbang or bang d wall)
-inspire by Mosquito Coil & Seashell...

The ancient seller KOLLUM (tis 1 u can scrub ur 'SpringPocket' on those rough surfaces if urs is dirty lar)

-inspire by d ancient Egypt design...

The classical LAROCHE (tis bed u just can sleep n do normal exercises lar)

-inspire by R&C (research & copy) hehe...but its a combination from few design...

The modern classic straight cuts LORIENT (if u reali lik boobs & can't live without them u shud buy tis cos u c urself lor... jar doe jar em sai... don try 2 lick them lar)

-inspire by BOOBIES... blif it

The luxurious classic ROYALE (wah tis 1 'ging' lor... u can even sleep with an elephant... sleep enuf lar don s***w lar)

-inspire by Grand Gateway...

The looser SURYA (boo...boo...bookimak)

-inspire by marketing lor... ask me 2 do smting out frm SUNFLOWER... I ask y not rose or 'kuk fa' can make 'leong sui'... Now stone lor SUNFOLWER no seeds sm more... U c tat 4 post, i oso duno wats d function... maybe 4 masturbation or SULA lar...

After all tis tiring stuffs ended, I tot tat maybe will gt bonus, commission or increment lor... MAHAI ah not even a pc of dust from my company... FUCK FUCK FUCK... so whose interested HIRING me plz PM or LEAVE COMMENT...

How To Enter Rich Country...WTF!!!

2009-05-11T11:54:00.000+08:00

I was told by my colleague tat I'm leaving 2 RIYADH soon (maybe lar)... So d HR told me 2 get all d requirements ready wor... So i read tru d requirement lor... Mahai ah so many words n more den 10 pages in A4 size... The following r all d fucking stuff they need 4 me 2 enter their country:-

GENERAL RULES AND REGULATIONS FOR VISA APPLICATION TO THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA

REQUIREMENTS & CHECK LIST
FOR BUSINESS VISIT VISA

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· Business visit visas are issued to professional applicants (e.g. technician, engineer, consultant, doctor etc.).
· The occupation/position must tally in all submitted documents.
· Female applicants must have a consent letter from their spouse/guardian which is endorsed by the Commissioner of Oaths, Malaysia.

***
· Completed application form with (1) recent photograph attached.

· Photograph size (4cm x 6cm) with white background and the face presenting (60% to 70%) of the photograph.

· A valid passport not less than (6) months with a minimum of (2) blank pages side by side.

· Enter data and scan photograph at the website https://www.enjazit.com.sa. Printout the entire data to be presented to the Embassy.

· Visa approval from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Saudi Arabia.

· A copy of the education certificate which is consistent with the applied profession and endorsed by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Malaysia. Any certificates issued outside of Malaysia must be endorsed by the issuing country's embassy in Malaysia and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Malaysia.

· A service contract from both parties certified by any Saudi Chamber of Commerce.

· Two years of experience in the said profession.

· A letter from the applicant's employer who is based in Malaysia addressed to the Royal Embassy of Saudi Arabia in Kuala Lumpur and certified by any Malaysian Chamber of Commerce. This letter must contain the following details: Nature of business, applicant's name, nationality, passport no., position and purpose of visit.

· A copy of residence permit in Malaysia for non-Malaysian

· Visa fee:
- RM 200.00 (single entry).
- RM 500.00 (multiple entry).
- RM 400.00 (single entry, American passport holder).
- RM 700.00 (multiple entry, American passport holder).

Payment must be by BANK DRAFT and payable to:
ROYAL EMBASSY OF SAUDI ARABIA

Submission : 9.30 am – 12.00 noon
Collection : 2.30 pm – 3.30 pm
( Monday – Friday )

* I'm applying 4 d business trip with profession lar...

1. Hv 2 take new passport photo. Cos my previous is blue background... (ok lor folo lor cos their rich country mah...)

2. Den my visa hv 2 get approval from the Ministry of Foriegn Affairs of Saudi... (ok oso lar cos they're scare tat im d son of BUSH lar...)

3. Now they need my Certificate of Education meaning, my Degree Cert... (wah tis 1 I reali 'sor lurn jo') I go ter 4 business trip ler not 2 fuck d bitches ter...

4. Den now need offer letter from d company ter n gt approval from Saudi Chamber of Commerce... (very 'mah lurn farn')

5. Now they need me 2 yrs experience in related feild... (delleilowmei ah, i din go ter 4 work mah) My company pay 4 tis trip ler still need tis n tat...

6. Lastly they still 1 2 hv a letter of employment from my company & gt approval from both country... (wah like tis wat 4 i apply 4 business trip if they need letter of employment... maybe rich ppl tink less)

Total Charges for all documents:-
1. Parking = RM1.60
2. Toll = RM10.40
3. Commissioner of Oath Chops = RM24.00
4. Petrol = RM60.00
5. Passport photo = RM12.00
6. Cert Endorsement by Government = RM40.00

* TOTAL = RM148 (claim company)

Total Time Needed:- 1 n half day (claim who...) CIBAI

* Tink 2s if u reali want 2 go 2 UAE... (Fuck waste all my energy only)

~AcT cUtE lAgI WRONG~

2009-05-06T16:26:00.000+08:00

Tis is another story of a fren who use 2 be very, i mean 'VERY' active, either in sport, education or leadership... But evryting ended juz in a blink of an eye...

Tis tragedy happened when he went 2 GENTING trip with few of my frens 2... Maybe he was exorcist or affected by d "CUTE" fren...

To all bloggers or viewers, plz b patient n don try 2 hurt my fren after browsing tru d pictures. Plz notify d pictures below n tell 'ME' tat isn't PCSeon... I'm reali upset!!!

He use 2 be very active in badminton & he's d officer for St. John KAMPAR... But now, all had ended... He's not d PCSeon tat I befren with. I'm sad not for him but his family... I reali wanna smack U!

I still rmber tat, his mom told me, PCSeon's a filial son... He love 2 play badminton n want to b a successfull national player... But [haiz]... Can sm1 plz drag him out & let those stray dogs take away his 'Spring Pocket'...

Tis is why acting cute isn't tat funny & will be ended up with tragedy!

Nvm Seon cos ur stil my best buddy of all. And whoeva wanna smack 9 him, u can travel all d way to (Kampar Kong Yik Building) or (Lily Apt in Kelana Jaya). For those who need 'HELP', u can PM me... Thanks & Sorry!

When ''CUTE'' goes wrong!

2009-05-05T13:20:00.000+08:00

Tis is a story of my cutest fren from my badge... Evry1 of us knew tat she's d cutest of all. Maybe bcos she's from a mix race, so she deserve her lil cute face...

WARNING: The following pictures contain of horrifying acts & looks. So plz go tru it with ur empty stomach...

Scroll down 2 proceed. Thanks!

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Plz put ur HP in silent mode...

My "CUTE" fren in action :-

Although d pic is quite blur, but u can c tat her eyes r shining like a star in d sky. D "V" sign actually is d sign 4 d word "VOMIT" instead of "PEACE"...

Tis sexy cutie Chindian with her most seductive post tat reali makes me wanna "SLEPT" with her... Oops sorry d correct 1 is 2 "SLAP" gau her... (mothercrab)

No wonder "HUNCHBACK OF D NOTRE DAME" was so irritating...

No1 can do tis cos it's lik a mirror effect...

Jackie u're d cutest Chindian of all!!!

Sorry, wrong picture... Tot they're d same.

No worries JACKIE, cos u're still d cutest of all...

To all viewers, u can proceed 2 d nearest toilet 2 perform ur "V" thingy...

Sarikata oleh : Roger KTChai
Watak utama : Jacqueline a/p ???
Watak sampingan : Black puggy

Gambar oleh : Courtesy of "Jackie D Cute Chindian"

Skrip oleh : Roger KTChai

~THE END~

PPL BLOG, I ALSO BLOG LOR...

2009-05-03T23:18:00.000+08:00

SINCE TIS IS MY 1st ENTRY HERE, SO LET ME "BLOW SOME WATER" BOUT MYSELF...

2.5 DECADES AGO, MY PARENT WERE NOTTI x2, DUNO THEY "PLAY" WAT LAR, DEN I 'LAN' OUT. DEN THEY BRING ME UP FROM A SMALL BABY TILL I'M 'BIG' (my size) NOW...

D REASON WHY I START 2 BLOG IS 2 IMPROVE MY 'INKLISH' (joking). ACTUARI D MAIN LEASON IS TAT I WANNA SHARE SOME OF MY 'LUNGS' STOLY & SHE'S THE OTHER REASON TIS BLOG STARTED...THANK 9 U

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